Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Guys, I need you to go grab me a coffee. This will take some time.
Guys, I need you to go grab m…
"Now some of you may be asking why I translated "Mien Kampf" into binary?" said Ms. Smith, the teacher.
"Now some of you may be askin…
"You're damn right I'm making a cool game! Hard Work, Dedication, and a little learning go a long way!"
"You're damn right I'm making…
"Another twelve-hour SCRUM session successfully completed!" said Barbie. "Thank goodness, my legs are killing me."
"Another twelve-hour SCRUM se…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure!" Barbie says, laughing, "It took a lot of hard work, but I'm proud of it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
ITS REALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN GAME JOURNALISM
ITS REALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN GA…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Irony is about contradictions that do not resolve into larger wholes, even dialectically, about the tension of holding incompatible things together because both or all are necessary and true. Irony is about humour and serious play. It is also a rhetorical strategy and a political method, one I would like to see more honoured within socialist-feminism. At the centre of my ironic faith, my blasphemy, is the image of the cyborg."
"Irony is about contradiction…
Skipper struggles to keep a straight face as Barbie clicks the link Skipper sent her. "Two Babies, one Fox?" asks Barbie. "What's that?"
Skipper struggles to keep a s…
“Let's take this offline,” said Barbie. “We’ve stood here arguing about the backlog for over half an hour already, and I have a refinements meeting in ten minutes.”
“Let's take this offline,” sa…
"Computers are hard. I'm going to watch reruns of Entourage instead."
"Computers are hard. I'm goin…
Il est fort ce Fred ! Et voilà, maintenant je peux mettre en ligne mon service de location de Poney !
Il est fort ce Fred ! Et voil…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith gives her an F for plagiarizing code and not knowing what a computer engineer is.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Mais bien sur que j'ai la solution ! Tu édites le smconsole.exe à l'offset 0xB24A45D et tu remplaces le 0x45FF par un 0x9090. Facile !
Mais bien sur que j'ai la sol…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. "And, I am so smart I can do it on a 12-pound laptop that has only 35 keys and no space bar!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Hi Guys", Barbie says, "I was sick of waiting for you slackers so I used a linux USB stick to reset your password." "YOU DID WHAT!" asked Steven. "Oh please", said Barbie, "If you want to be secure, don't run windows bitch"
"Hi Guys", Barbie says, "I wa…
"I'm pretty pleased with this 2D character sketch," said Skipper. "Now I'm going to work on some 3D renderings."
"I'm pretty pleased with this…
Mais bien sur que j'ai la solution ! Tu édites le smserver.exe à l'offset 0xB24A45D et tu remplaces le 0x45FF par un 0x9090
Mais bien sur que j'ai la sol…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Since I'm yet to take the course that'll let me do it, I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I've got Brian's anti-semetic manifesto from his hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And those 'other files', as well?" " Oh I've got everything," says Steven. "That racist fuck is going down!"
"I've got Brian's anti-semeti…
"I'm only getting started on the design process," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need 2 more weeks to figure out how ptrace works before I can add support for the emulation for lx branded zones!"
"I'm only getting started on …
Hey guys, I heard of this thing called 2 girls 1 cup, lets watch?
Hey guys, I heard of this thi…
"Look," Barbie said, "The whole point was to practice nuclear war without destroying ourselves; to get the computer to learn from mistakes we could not afford to make. Except, that I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson."
"Look," Barbie said, "The wh…
"What do you mean you aren't using VSC?" Barbie exclaimed. Brain shrugged. "We just never got around to installing, it, Barbie." Barbie just shook he head. "Don't tell me you guys are using Fibre Channel too?" Steven nodded. "Well, why wouldn't we?" Barbie shook her head as she downloaded VSC from the NetApp support site. "Because you've got brand new new Nexus Switches, that's why you fucking idiots."
"What do you mean you aren't …
Aie aie aie, mais comment vais-je faire ? Je sais, je vais appeler Fred ! Il aura surement la solution !
Aie aie aie, mais comment vai…
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