Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie opens Twitter and exclaims: Why is everyone being so horrible to me? It's not my fault I have blonde hair, big boobs, and a little waist, and that's what society chooses as its ideal. It's not my fault I don't know computer programming but happen to have male friends who do. I like me, I don't want to change! B
Barbie opens Twitter and excl…
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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith explains the difference between designing the graphic user interface and actually coding the mechanics behind it. Barbie is ready to tackle the next part of the project and starts the pseudo code design!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Oh, it's not a game," Barbie says, laughing, "That's the image my virus shows when it breaks your computer!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm sorry, did you not hear me say that I'm a computer engineer? I know how to code a damn game."
"I'm sorry, did you not hear …
"What are you doing?" Brian asks. "Shut it, Brian," replies Barbie. "Can't you see I'm trying to test my program on multiple systems to see if it runs well on all of them?"
"What are you doing?" Brian a…
"Ooh, a big shiny ring".
"Ooh, a big shiny ring".
As a woman I was unable to code anything but I made this cute dog xD
As a woman I was unable to co…
Guys, I need you to go grab me a coffee. This will take some time.
Guys, I need you to go grab m…
"Now some of you may be asking why I translated "Mien Kampf" into binary?" said Ms. Smith, the teacher.
"Now some of you may be askin…
"You're damn right I'm making a cool game! Hard Work, Dedication, and a little learning go a long way!"
"You're damn right I'm making…
"Another twelve-hour SCRUM session successfully completed!" said Barbie. "Thank goodness, my legs are killing me."
"Another twelve-hour SCRUM se…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure!" Barbie says, laughing, "It took a lot of hard work, but I'm proud of it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
ITS REALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN GAME JOURNALISM
ITS REALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN GA…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Irony is about contradictions that do not resolve into larger wholes, even dialectically, about the tension of holding incompatible things together because both or all are necessary and true. Irony is about humour and serious play. It is also a rhetorical strategy and a political method, one I would like to see more honoured within socialist-feminism. At the centre of my ironic faith, my blasphemy, is the image of the cyborg."
"Irony is about contradiction…
Skipper struggles to keep a straight face as Barbie clicks the link Skipper sent her. "Two Babies, one Fox?" asks Barbie. "What's that?"
Skipper struggles to keep a s…
“Let's take this offline,” said Barbie. “We’ve stood here arguing about the backlog for over half an hour already, and I have a refinements meeting in ten minutes.”
“Let's take this offline,” sa…
"Computers are hard. I'm going to watch reruns of Entourage instead."
"Computers are hard. I'm goin…
Il est fort ce Fred ! Et voilà, maintenant je peux mettre en ligne mon service de location de Poney !
Il est fort ce Fred ! Et voil…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith gives her an F for plagiarizing code and not knowing what a computer engineer is.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Mais bien sur que j'ai la solution ! Tu édites le smconsole.exe à l'offset 0xB24A45D et tu remplaces le 0x45FF par un 0x9090. Facile !
Mais bien sur que j'ai la sol…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. "And, I am so smart I can do it on a 12-pound laptop that has only 35 keys and no space bar!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Hi Guys", Barbie says, "I was sick of waiting for you slackers so I used a linux USB stick to reset your password." "YOU DID WHAT!" asked Steven. "Oh please", said Barbie, "If you want to be secure, don't run windows bitch"
"Hi Guys", Barbie says, "I wa…
"I'm pretty pleased with this 2D character sketch," said Skipper. "Now I'm going to work on some 3D renderings."
"I'm pretty pleased with this…
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