Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Oh, look at the time! I better hurry if I'm going to make it to class on time," Barbie says. "I need to get my satchel. I think I left it in your room last night, Skipper."
"Oh, look at the time! I bet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "How was football practice? Nevermind, I don't really care. Brian, I made a new iOS build for your phone, but the UI has some scaling bugs and the performance lags to hell if you leave it soaking for more than thirty minutes. I'm pulling down XCode now, I'll have a patch for you in no time!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie boots Ubuntu on Skipper's laptop, but Skipper panics when she can't find a Start Menu. "Don't worry!" says Barbie. "I just booted Linux from a live USB so I don't have a shit-for-brains command line interface. Your files are all still there." Skipper is intrigued by the new operating system and decides to find out more about it later.
Barbie boots Ubuntu on Skippe…
"Wow, I just pulled another all night'er getting my Cassandra cluster Puppetized, but now that my infrastructure is codified, I can kick my feet up and have a beer!"
"Wow, I just pulled another a…
«Ca ira plus vite si Brian et moi t'aidons», propose Steven. «Vous voulez rire ? répond Barbie. Vous gravez encore tous vos fichiers sur CD-rom alors que j'ai fait une sauvegarde des miens dans le Cloud. Evidemment, je les ai cryptés au préalable, parce qu'on ne peut pas être totalement sûr que personne n'y ait accès»
«Ca ira plus vite si Brian et…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it logs directly into ARPAnet, command prompt blinking! "Oh my god!" cries Skipper. "Now we can sabotage the evil US drone program and change the course of human history!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
The next morning, Barbie beat Skipper in Call of Duty. "You bitch, Imma choke you!" Said Skipper. Barbie laughed and teabagged her character.
The next morning, Barbie beat…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "It's ok...", Barbie interjects, "I know BASH inside and out, I can SSH into your laptop from mine and we can recover your data files." "You're the best Barbie!! Can you teach me BASH?"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
As soon as computer class begins, Barbie asks Mrs. Smith "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" Mrs. Smith answers "Take it to the guys in IT, who'll berate you for not running an anti-virus, or for making ASK.COM your home page."
As soon as computer class beg…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie is hard at work on her laptop designing a game that shows kids how computers work. "You can make a robot puppy do cute tricks by matching up colored blocks!" Barbie explains.
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now I can show you how to retrieve the files from your hard drive, Steven. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I need more zombies," Barbie says, laughing.
"I need more zombies," Barbie…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Pfft, you go. I'll just Google for a solution myself if you can't help me!" Skipper replies as she hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure! I'm still working on it, but it should be done today," Barbie said.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Lol we're gonna install this backdoor on the library computer" Barbie says, "top kek m8" Steven replied. "Anonmoose is leijun" screamed Tyrone, while putting on his 9gag meme mask
"Lol we're gonna install this…
"Unhook the PS3 Brian, I have some work to do." says Barbie.
"Unhook the PS3 Brian, I have…
"Get this: Facebook meets Twitter... meets LinkedIn!" Steve looked up from his phone for the first time in days. "Duuude." Barbie sighed and continued programming, ignoring the boys' pleas for her to implement their disruptive new social network.
"Get this: Facebook meets Twi…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, architecture docs, schema, and the prototype I got running on AWS, but I ended up dos'ing the library's servers! Apparently their wifi has locked down standard ssh ports. I tried proxying through my Gentoo machine that's running Skipper's class project but no good. I need to get these over to you ASAP for a CR. The stakeholders are UAT'ing the prototype tomorrow.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Steven and Brian noticed Barbie browsing Tumblr again. "24/7" said Steven, "He he, yep." chuckled Brian.
After class, Steven and Brian…
"And.....done." Barbie finished her upload with a smile on her face. "Your ex-boyfriend won't be able to threaten you with those photos ever again!". "Thanks Barbie!" Skipper cried, hugging her sister. "You're the best big-sis ever!"
"And.....done." Barbie finish…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hold on a sec, guys," says Barbie. "Gotta hack the mainframe."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm building a badass game based on the amazing design I presented in class! I will make presentation today to my classmates and share architecture ideas, discuss the platforms it will be ported to and see if anyone wants to help on any of them because I will only focus writing code for one platform."
"I'm building a badass game b…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. She has developed a computer vision program that can classify every galaxy on galaxyzoo.org in a matter of hours. "W00t!" cries Skipper. "Now we'll be the most productive citizen scientists, like, ever!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Stop micromanaging me Skipper, I know how to create functions and effective if/else loops" say Barbie. "I've been programing since before you were born" "Well screw you Barb," says Skipper "I was just trying to help, enjoy making your own coffee. You've been doing that since before I was born."
"Stop micromanaging me Skippe…
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