Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Look Skip, I'm not saying your product design is shit, but, well, it's shit.
Look Skip, I'm not saying you…
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"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I know it took you a while to collect all that dungeon porn, but I might be able to restore it." "You better!" Skipper replies as she angrily hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Oh my god Skipper - these fucking designers just changed the interaction model again." Barbie is pissed. "I'm going to have to refactor the whole navigation stack on my way in to work again".
"Oh my god Skipper - these fu…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so affronted that she gives Barbie detention every day for two weeks. Barbie's computer skills are getting in the way of her part-time job as shop window mannequin. "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. "Guess again," says Ms. Smith.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Of course you can have an iPad Air 2 for Christmas, Skipper! Its so easy to hack into Daddy's bank account even using my little pink laptop when you know how!" Skipper was so pleased she could have jumped for joy except that might have woken Mummy.
"Of course you can have an iP…
wow! Barbie is trying to get tickets for Tomorrowland with 3 laptops, I heard you have to make a serious effort to even get a single ticket. :D
wow! Barbie is trying to get …
"Yes we can! High five!" "Oh my God," cried Barbie, "you're going to be the greatest president ever!"
"Yes we can! High five!" "Oh …
"I've got big man hands" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And a big man brain as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got big man hands" excl…
"I'm only typing up the proposal," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Josh and Steve's help to do the real selling!"
"I'm only typing up the propo…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. Her teacher, Ms. Smith, explains to the class how to retrieve files from a computer that has downloaded a virus.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Hi, guys," says Barbie. It looks like I found the problem. The computer on the right is black, and the one on the left is pink, so they are incompatible.
"Hi, guys," says Barbie. It l…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn some more code before I'm ready to build it, but I know I can do it!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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"Ok, I haz laptop, TV and giant BlackBerry. Let's programs!" [ clickity clackity clickity clackity ]
"Ok, I haz laptop, TV …
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I got my design up on Heroku last night, but redeploying it over and over again was so frustrating. So I wrote a perl script that automates it. Check it out!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Steven and Brian are fucking around in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm crushing code over here, could you CTRL-X, CTRL-V yourselves somewhere else?"
After class, Steven and Brian…
Here, you two watch this dvd somewhere you can't break anything. How much did your parents have to donate to the school for you to go here?
Here, you two watch this dvd …
"You better hurry!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow. "You're going to be late." "Okay, okay," Barbie laughs as she heads off to school.
"You better hurry!" Skipper r…
"Steve and and Brian are great at coming up with the design ideas, aren't they?" Barbie says, laughing. "But they'll need my coding skills to turn it into a real game!"
"Steve and and Brian are grea…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "But Chad always wears protection!" cried Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her des…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "Thanks, Barbie! Now I can compare the latest version to the cloud-saved backup you showed me how to set up! Thanks for showing me how to solve my own problems instead of doing everything for me!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"That's everything synchronised to GitHub," said Barbie. "I'll look at your pull requests in a minute."
"That's everything synchronis…
Skipper rushes ahead of Barbie. "I, uh, need to get my laptop too." Skipper says as she races to her desk. "That seems strange," thought Barbie.
Skipper rushes ahead of Barbi…
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