Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Don't worry Barbie, I'll program it for you," said Idris.
"Don't worry Barbie, I'll pro…
"And then it's just git stash pop!" Barbie says. "Oh my gosh, thank you Barbie! I still can't believe I did all that work on the wrong branch!" Skipper says. "No problem, sis! Everyone has to learn sometime."
"And then it's just git stash…
"Skipper and I were watching Late Night With John Oliver* and heard some disturbing news that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is considering a proposal that concerns the basic principles of Net Neutrality," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm going to research this further to find out what groups are working to support a free and open internet and see how I can get involved. Maybe I can use the programming and marketing skills I learned in College to help others learn more too." * Source: http://n.pr/1qsb75z
"Skipper and I were watching …
"So what we do is put this keylogger on this library computer" says Skippy. "Then we get peoples credit card numbers so Tyrone can buy us Heroine for Barbie to sell at school".
"So what we do is put this ke…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "We can make this a Scrum team. Let's get Skipper too. She's awesome with Java. Also, Ken is an XML guru." "Sure!" says Steven. "Do you know Tiffany? She's done A LOT of Android App development." "And she's great at fixing bugs. I mean, features." Brian added. Barbie laughs, "Alright, lets get her on board. I'll be Product Owner. Tiffany can be Scrum Master."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only creating the design ideas at the moment," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need some more coffee before I can start turning it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she created. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Get your hands off that cable, Steve. You're going to fuck everything up. I'll take it from here," said Barbie.
"Get your hands off that cabl…
"Shane! Shane! It's broken!"
"Shane! Shane! It's broken!"
"Cool, a printout of a picture of a doggie! There are almost no actual animals left in the world, as the biosphere has collapsed from all this mindless techno-worship. I should become an anarcho-primitivist and help smash civilization before humanity too goes extinct!"
"Cool, a printout of a pictur…
The neon prayer rug on the screen shivered and woke as an animation program cut in, ice lines weaving with hypnotic frequency, a living mandala. Barbie kept punching, and the movement slowed; the pattern resolved itself, grew slightly less complex, became an alternation between two distant configurations.
The neon prayer rug on the sc…
"Hey man, I just told her to randomly hit ones and zeros, sorry-ass fool thinks she's coding!"
"Hey man, I just told her to …
Barbie tries to hack the NSA, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like the government sent you a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to hack the NSA,…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why are you projecting random binary?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Then she grinned at me. That grin was truly crazy, feral and focused, and I knew that right then she really didn’t give a shit about dying. ‘Look,’ I said, ‘I’ve got some money left, you know? Why don’t you take it and get the tube to Miami, catch a hopper to Montego Bay. You need rest, man.You’ve got to get your act together.’ ‘My act, Skipper,’ she said, punching something on the keyboard, ‘never has been this together before.’
Then she grinned at me. That …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills, hard work, and dedication to her project have made her successful in her class! "I can be anything I put my mind to!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie asked, "Do you think this old AOL CD works?"
Barbie asked, "Do you think t…
"Nyugi fiuk, Gyuri nemsokara itt lesz, es akkor levideoz benneteket" - mondta Barbi Balazsnak, a hires magyar celebnek.
"Nyugi fiuk, Gyuri nemsokara …
"Your custom USB microcontroller firmware is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I test these attacks on my own USB peripheral device?" "I'm only creating the attack ideas," SRLabs says, laughing, "You'll need to reverse engineer it yourself to try it!"
"Your custom USB microcontrol…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper gets to be the first person to play Barbie's new game. "You are just too cool, Barbie!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm working on the code later so that you can play it!"
"I'm only creating the design…
As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Get a boy to help," says Mzzz Smith.
As soon as class begins, Barb…
Skipper, your CS course covers what to do when your machine has a virus. Now put down that pillow and figure it out. I'll be over here. I'm still trying to get my team to use SCRUM and if I miss a standup, they might try to skip it.
Skipper, your CS course cover…
When Barbie tries to look at Skipper's laptop she covers it immediately. "No, Barbie! I've almost deciphered the National Security Agency's cryptographic ciphers. I can't have you going down for my own black hat debauchery!" Terrified at the monster her sister has become, Barbie faints and falls backward onto Skipper's plush 80's shag carpeting.
When Barbie tries to look at …
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