Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie a 99%! Barbie's computer skills may be above average, but her teacher says that there is always room to learn more. "I really want to be computer engineer," says Barbie happily " So I'll keep working hard."
At computer class, Barbie pre…
In an act of desperation, Skipper flings herself in front of the computer screen to hide her shameful secrets. However, it is too late-- Barbie has already seen her sister's dolphin porn.
In an act of desperation, Ski…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie said laughing "My co-workers Brian and Ken, can't seem to understand my vision so I'm doing the coding myself."
"I'm creating the design idea…
"You know how awesome this cutesy game is? So awesome it gives you eye cancer, the good kind" screeched Barbie who had never cracked Pitch and Tell meetings.
"You know how awesome this cu…
"On Late Night With John Oliver* I heard some disturbing news that the FCC is considering a proposal that concerns the basic principles of Net Neutrality," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm going to find out what groups are working to support a free and open internet and see how I can get involved." * Source: http://n.pr/1qsb75z
"On Late Night With John Oliv…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "Oh, that's so annoying!" said Skipper. "Luckily, I'm a savvy computer user, so I had already set everything to back up to the cloud. That means my files are safe, but I still really need my laptop to continue working. We gotta fix this, Barbie."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. The design you sent ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I've restored them both, but I need you to fix these parameters so it won't happen again.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I already committed the changes on Github, but I'd love to do some pairing to get the boss fight done today."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Don't worry Barbie, I'll program it for you," said Idris.
"Don't worry Barbie, I'll pro…
"And then it's just git stash pop!" Barbie says. "Oh my gosh, thank you Barbie! I still can't believe I did all that work on the wrong branch!" Skipper says. "No problem, sis! Everyone has to learn sometime."
"And then it's just git stash…
"Skipper and I were watching Late Night With John Oliver* and heard some disturbing news that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is considering a proposal that concerns the basic principles of Net Neutrality," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm going to research this further to find out what groups are working to support a free and open internet and see how I can get involved. Maybe I can use the programming and marketing skills I learned in College to help others learn more too." * Source: http://n.pr/1qsb75z
"Skipper and I were watching …
"So what we do is put this keylogger on this library computer" says Skippy. "Then we get peoples credit card numbers so Tyrone can buy us Heroine for Barbie to sell at school".
"So what we do is put this ke…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "We can make this a Scrum team. Let's get Skipper too. She's awesome with Java. Also, Ken is an XML guru." "Sure!" says Steven. "Do you know Tiffany? She's done A LOT of Android App development." "And she's great at fixing bugs. I mean, features." Brian added. Barbie laughs, "Alright, lets get her on board. I'll be Product Owner. Tiffany can be Scrum Master."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only creating the design ideas at the moment," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need some more coffee before I can start turning it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she created. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Get your hands off that cable, Steve. You're going to fuck everything up. I'll take it from here," said Barbie.
"Get your hands off that cabl…
"Shane! Shane! It's broken!"
"Shane! Shane! It's broken!"
"Cool, a printout of a picture of a doggie! There are almost no actual animals left in the world, as the biosphere has collapsed from all this mindless techno-worship. I should become an anarcho-primitivist and help smash civilization before humanity too goes extinct!"
"Cool, a printout of a pictur…
The neon prayer rug on the screen shivered and woke as an animation program cut in, ice lines weaving with hypnotic frequency, a living mandala. Barbie kept punching, and the movement slowed; the pattern resolved itself, grew slightly less complex, became an alternation between two distant configurations.
The neon prayer rug on the sc…
"Hey man, I just told her to randomly hit ones and zeros, sorry-ass fool thinks she's coding!"
"Hey man, I just told her to …
Barbie tries to hack the NSA, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like the government sent you a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to hack the NSA,…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why are you projecting random binary?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Then she grinned at me. That grin was truly crazy, feral and focused, and I knew that right then she really didn’t give a shit about dying. ‘Look,’ I said, ‘I’ve got some money left, you know? Why don’t you take it and get the tube to Miami, catch a hopper to Montego Bay. You need rest, man.You’ve got to get your act together.’ ‘My act, Skipper,’ she said, punching something on the keyboard, ‘never has been this together before.’
Then she grinned at me. That …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills, hard work, and dedication to her project have made her successful in her class! "I can be anything I put my mind to!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
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