Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise after school we can install Red Hat." "We better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Wait a minute," says Barbie, "you saved all this Pokemon porn as a joke, right? You aren't actually turned on by it, are you?" In anger, Skipper hits her with a pillow. She smiles weakly, trying to play it off as a joke, but she is crying on the inside.
"Wait a minute," says Barbie,…
Barbie tries to upload her design documentation to the team's Dropbox, but it seems she's having connectivity issues. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the router but it still won't connect.
Barbie tries to upload her de…
"Lunch breaks are so much more fun when there's work to be done! Just have to make sure not to spill yogurt on this company laptop, roflmao!"
"Lunch breaks are so much mor…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I just upgraded to Yosemite and now nothing works" says Steve. Barbie rolls her eyes - "psychophysicists NEVER upgrade. Have you got a backup? We'll have to roll back."
"I just upgraded to Yosemite …
When Barbie checks Google on Skipper's laptop she finds endless Tom Hiddleston fan sites. 'Don't judge me!' cries Skipper, embracing the laptop as if it was Hiddles himself. 'Erm okay' Said Barbie. 'Can I check my emails now?' 'No I'm just about to finish rendering ' The Adventures of Loki and Snortblat' Get your own!
When Barbie checks Google on …
As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith. "Gaters and their supporters accuse us of ruining games. Are we?" asks Barbie. The teacher grimaces. "In fact, not a single bourgeois movement, not even one for ethics in games journalism, has given the feminine half of the human race either full legal equality with men or freedom from the guardianship and oppression of men."
As soon as class begins, Barb…
I'm gonna HTML the F outta this. Then I'm going to go run for Congress.
I'm gonna HTML the F outta th…
"I can't believe you got that spyware off my computer so fast," exclaims Steven. "It was easy," says Barbie. "I just backed up your files, and installed Debian." "Isn't that Linux? I've never used it before," says Steven. "Any chance you could lend me a manual so I don't have to bother you with newbie questions?"
"I can't believe you got that…
"Holy shit, Barbie; I wish the boss would finally give me three screens to work with. Who did you blow to get this set up?" exclaims Steven. "Your mom," Barbie snaps in exasperation at yet another thoughtless gender-biased cliche. "I"ll get right on that," Steven cries gleefully as he high fives Barbie on his way out the door, completely unaware of how much of a tool he was.
"Holy shit, Barbie; I wish th…
After class, Steven and Brian pass Barbie in the library. "Hey Barbie! Looks like you need some help." Steven says. "Didn't ask, didn't plan to ask." Barbie replies, frantically typing away on the two computers at the same time. "Get on her level, man. Besides, you lost our bet, you can chit chat later." Brian laughs, pushing Steven towards the bathroom. "Later, Barbie!"
After class, Steven and…
"Gem Sarne ftw!!" shouted Skipper. "Totes LOLZ" sniggled Barbie.
"Gem Sarne ftw!!" shouted Ski…
"The cyborg is a matter of fiction and lived experience that changes what counts as women's experience in the late twentieth century," Barbie emails Stephen. "This is a struggle over life and death, but the boundary between science fiction and social reality is an optical illusion."
"The cyborg is a matter of fi…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I've almost finished the RegEx cheat sheet you asked for. Also, check out how I split my keyboard input between two notepads. I don't know why I did that, but it's cool."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
I'm a hacker not a slacker
I'm a hacker not a slacker
"Hello, I'm Barbie! Last of the freelance hackers, greatest sword fighter in the world. Stringer, Central Intelligence Corporation, specializing in software-related intel (music, movies & microcode)."
"Hello, I'm Barbie! Last of t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. Barbie laughed. "No, it won't. Move."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Wait a minute," says Barbie, "you saved all this Pokemon porn as a joke, right? You aren't actually turned on by it, are you?" In anger, Skipper hits her with a pillow. She then smiles weakly in an attempt to play it off as a joke.
"Wait a minute," says Barbie,…
"Take a last look at this garbage laptop, Skipper!", says Barbie. "It's never been anything other than an anti-life surveillance device designed to keep you alientated and atomized in phony, mediated relationships as the natural world circled the drain." "Thank you!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
"Take a last look at this gar…
"Liberation rests on the construction of the consciousness," says Skipper, "the imaginative apprehension, of oppression, and so of possibility."
"Liberation rests on the cons…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven and Brian to come over so we can have an awesome video game battle!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie translates the binary on the board and realizes it spells "Barbie." Her teacher's unblinking stare is making her really uncomfortable.
Barbie translates the binary …
"Social reality is lived social relations, our most important political construction, a world-changing fiction. The international women's movements have constructed 'women's experience', as well as uncovered or discovered this crucial collective object. This experience is a fiction and fact of the most crucial, political kind." says Barbie happily.
"Social reality is lived soci…
"I took my back-of-the-napkin sketch to a working prototype before I ate breakfast," Barbie says, laughing. "And they say designers with full stack developer doesn't exist!"
"I took my back-of-the-napkin…
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