Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Fuck off, Brian," Barbie snaps as he reaches once again for the CD that has the source code to her project. "Do your own work." Then she notices Steve tapping on her laptop. "Oh, for Christ's sake, guys. Get the fuck away from my shit. It's not my fault you can't code your way out of a brown paper bag."
"Fuck off, Brian," Barbie sna…
"I want to develop a game to help educate children about the importance of voting," says Barbie. "I'll be working with a team of developers and designers to ensure a pleasant user experience for various ages."
"I want to develop a game to …
"But I'm totally in love!", cries Skipper. "Oh goodness!", says Barbie. "What you are in is a fake, mediated, fantasy relationship. It's a consequence of your dearth of real-world interactions with unmediated, flesh-and-blood humans. We need to throw that laptop in the trash and get you out in the world!"
"But I'm totally in love!", c…
"What the fuck is this!?" Barbie exclaims.
"What the fuck is this!?" Bar…
this is a test
this is a test
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the lab. "Holy fuck, Brian! How the fuck did you fuck up your git repo this badly?" asks Barbie. "And Steven, remind me why the fuck I'm fixing your wifi drivers? You're a god damn CS major and you can't handle Ubuntu." Neither one is listening since they're too busy trying to one up each other.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"My Corel Draw Scrapbook-Spinster" page will be the talk of the interwebz", says Barbara. "Oh, no no, those graphics are officially licensed properties, without net-neutrality you'll never get that past the official corporate internet censors", says Tayler.
"My Corel Draw Scrapbook-Spin…
Fine, I can hear you now Dmitri. ... Clear and plain and coming through fine. ... Good. ... Well, it's good that you're fine and...and I'm fine. ... I agree with you, it's great to be fine. ... A-ha-ha-ha-ha. ... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. ... The BOMB, Dmitri. ... The HYDROGEN bomb! ... Well, now, what happened is...ah...one of our base commanders, he had a sort of...well, he went a little funny in the head. You know...just a little...funny...
Fine, I can hear you now Dmit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm still coding my game... minor details and stuff. Can't hang out right now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"So you all understand now why it's important to use source control software such as Git or Subversion, but which one do you use for your final project?" Barbie asked the class. Tommy raised his hand, "Professor, my dad said we should use both Git and Subversion on our project." Barbie smiled... that's because your dad is a terrible software architect, Tommy. If he was a lawyer he would be the one chasing ambulances in a polyester suit."
"So you all understand now wh…
The abortion took hold!
The abortion took hold!
Can you spot all the twinkles?
Can you spot all the twinkles?
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the lab. "Holy fuck, Brian! How the fuck did you fuck up your git repo this badly?" asks Barbie. "And Steven, remind me why the fuck I'm fixing your wifi drivers? You're a god damn CS major and you can't handle Ubuntu." Neither one is listening since they're too busy trying to one up each other.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Its not done yet, that only prototype of the dog character," Barbie says, laughing, "Luckly, my group, Steven and Brian are working really hard too on this project!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "It's important to have clear requirements before you ever start coding!"
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
"This came out bad ," says Skipper. "Look at all these JPEG artifacts," Barbie says, laughing, "Yeh, my bad, I should've kept it over 200dpi to begin with."
"This came out bad ," says Sk…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I'm sorry I am totes magotes assisting on like 6 hot CritSits right now, I can't take this one." "You don't even own any case!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie is already hard at work on her laptop. "What are you doing, Barbie?" asks Skipper. "I'm designing a game that shows kids how computers work," explains Barbie. "You can make a robot puppy do cute tricks by matching up colored blocks!"
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to download your art, but the resolutions were all wrong, can you redo them?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
I'm pretty sure my roommate is the mysterious hacker known as 4chan, and I'm pretty fucking scared I'm posting this on my laptop right now. I think I'm safe using this because it has something called AVG which basically makes it hacker proof. I'm really scared right now. He's really good with computers and I'm afraid he might find a way to hack the lock on my door
I'm pretty sure my roommate i…
"The game isn't quite ready, but once it's ready you're welcome to give it a go," Barbie says with a smile. "Steven and Brian offered to help me playtest it, but it wouldn't hurt to have more people help me iron out problems before I hand in the finished game."
"The game isn't quite ready, …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I know you are flunking the computer engineering class, so I hacked into the school's computer system and changed your grades to C+."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"As the lead Business Analyst on this project, I'm putting together the designs and programme flow specifications" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll then manage Steven and Brian the junior software engineers as they put together some of the code under my guidance!"
"As the lead Business Analyst…
"Now, remember our industrial espionage and Stuxnet lesson. It's much easier to introduce a virus to a target environment via an infected CD or USB flash drive than it is via the network. Look out for CDs lying around with tempting labels like "Teacher Performance Reviews" or "Cheerleading Hi-Res Photos."
"Now, remember our industrial…
"Your robot pup is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot pup is so sweet,"…
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