Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "I can't do anything relevant without a man."
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm starting by creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "Later, I will code it to make it real!"
"I'm starting by creating the…
lets try 2 braking the competer lol
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect its
"It will go faster if Brian a…
get out of mi car barbrey tshut the heck up lil bitch
get out of mi car barbrey ts…
"Let's take some stripper classes and come back here to experiment on each other later tonight!" exclaimed Barbie's friend Hitomi. Barbie embarrassingly laughs it off as if it's another farfetched idea that her best friend spews on a daily basis. "Sure let's! But first a shower together and then eat us some wet tacos, how's that sound Hitomi?"
"Let's take some stripper cla…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer designer, but I'll need Brian and Steve's help." says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
this pupy r dum and bad
this pupy r dum and bad
"Steve, please stop trying to plug your Dreamcast into my monitor. I'm trying to finish my submission for Google Code Jam," Barbie exclaimed with frustration. "And Steve, I'll show you how to Facebook if you promise to stop showing me your gym selfies."
"Steve, please stop trying to…
can u help me using the competer 2 finding out how 2 eeting pee more bettr i dont think i eet pee good enoug and if i look at intarnet it tel me how to eet pee bettr so i can be famis for eet pee
can u help me using the compe…
"I'm done with the design. I'm installing nodejs and other libraries I need ti start developing. " Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian are coming over later to learn git from me so they can do some programming too. They are eager to learn and I am glad to help"
"I'm done with the design. I'…
Another three hours well spent in the CS Lab looking at 4chan and playing Dwarf Fortress
Another three hours well spen…
"Barbie!" yells Skipper, "I warned you that if you used regex to parse XML you'd end up with a big ball of mud!" "Release early, release often!" Barbie replied.
"Barbie!" yells Skipper, "I w…
"I'm the product manager, so I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to code for a few 80-hour weeks to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm the product manager, so …
"Is this the best Brian and Steven could come up with?" asks Skipper. "They had three weeks..." "I know. They had ONE JOB," Barbie says, wincing "Perhaps we can fix it after I finish developing the game engine."
"Is this the best Brian and S…
When she gets home, Barbie sits down with Skipper to get some feedback on her game design. Skipper loves Brian's demo, but has some trouble understanding how all the instruction blocks are supposed to work. Barbie makes a few notes on how to make the user experience better for younger teens.
When she gets home, Barbie si…
This is the last time I'm giving you boys this anti-virus install. Next time you bork your machine by browsing porn sites with IE as an admin, you're on your own!
This is the last time I'm giv…
"Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, Barbie," said Steven nervously. Barbie scowled. "There's nothing to figure out, Steven. This man is obviously a psychotic."
"Uh, we're, still trying to f…
(true story) After class, Steven and Brian confront Barbie. They discovered that she broke the live server because she committed code to the repository that did not work and published it. "Why did you comment out everything in this function?" they asked. "Well, it wouldn't build," Barbie said. "After I commented it out, it compiled and ran."
(true story) After class, Ste…
Next, Brian shows them the little demo script he wrote to test the puppy's motion mechanics. "Oh man," says Barbie. "This looks so amazing, dude! That walk cycle is perfection."
Next, Brian shows them the li…
Steven and Brian were amazed barbie quickly fixed the issue they have fought for days. When asked how she did it, Barbie responded Let me Google that for you
Steven and Brian were amazed …
"Good job Wiz!"
"Good job Wiz!"
Steve and Brian drew this for me and I'll insert it into the scene graph. It took them three tries to give me a draft that didn't make it painfully obvious that they are bronies.
Steve and Brian drew this for…
"That's it! JRuby can only handle four concurrent requests!" exclaimed Barbie. Steven hoped he could be the architect someday. "Do you know what an enterprise service bus is?" he asked Brian.
"That's it! JRuby can only ha…
The team spends some time working out the kinks in their system and then they divide up tasks to complete before their next class. "Do you guys mind if I work on the database schema?" Barbie asks. "I think the different ways of storing and organizing data are really interesting!" Stephen and Brian think that's fine. Their interests lie elsewhere.
The team spends some time wor…
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