Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. I dont know, im just a feeble woman replied mrs smith.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Pay close attention to the binary chart to my right -- you will use it frequently. To pass this course you must have a code grade no lower than three.
Pay close attention to the bi…
lok at the list of all the farts i eet. i eet 30 fart
lok at the list of all the fa…
At the end of the semester, Barbie and her team present their game. Their teacher loves how meta it is to use concepts they learned in class to teach younger kids those same concepts. Then she asks the team what they learned from doing this project. "I learned how collaborative computer science can be," explains Barbie. "I've always thought computer programmers worked alone, but it's so much better when everyone can do the part they are most interested in. Plus I get to spend time with my friends! Being a computer scientist is great!"
At the end of the semester, B…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Where is the any key?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Pay close attention to the binary chart to my left -- you will use it frequently. To pass this course you will need a code grade no lower than four.
Pay close attention to the bi…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Games? Mrs smith inquired. Her face boiling with rage. Engineering is not about games you pathetic child. If you continue to shirk your responsibilities and mess around with games rather than doing serious work you will never be an engineer.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "I can't do anything relevant without a man."
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm starting by creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "Later, I will code it to make it real!"
"I'm starting by creating the…
lets try 2 braking the competer lol
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect its
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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get out of mi car barbrey ts…
"Let's take some stripper classes and come back here to experiment on each other later tonight!" exclaimed Barbie's friend Hitomi. Barbie embarrassingly laughs it off as if it's another farfetched idea that her best friend spews on a daily basis. "Sure let's! But first a shower together and then eat us some wet tacos, how's that sound Hitomi?"
"Let's take some stripper cla…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer designer, but I'll need Brian and Steve's help." says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
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this pupy r dum and bad
"Steve, please stop trying to plug your Dreamcast into my monitor. I'm trying to finish my submission for Google Code Jam," Barbie exclaimed with frustration. "And Steve, I'll show you how to Facebook if you promise to stop showing me your gym selfies."
"Steve, please stop trying to…
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can u help me using the compe…
"I'm done with the design. I'm installing nodejs and other libraries I need ti start developing. " Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian are coming over later to learn git from me so they can do some programming too. They are eager to learn and I am glad to help"
"I'm done with the design. I'…
Another three hours well spent in the CS Lab looking at 4chan and playing Dwarf Fortress
Another three hours well spen…
"Barbie!" yells Skipper, "I warned you that if you used regex to parse XML you'd end up with a big ball of mud!" "Release early, release often!" Barbie replied.
"Barbie!" yells Skipper, "I w…
"I'm the product manager, so I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to code for a few 80-hour weeks to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm the product manager, so …
"Is this the best Brian and Steven could come up with?" asks Skipper. "They had three weeks..." "I know. They had ONE JOB," Barbie says, wincing "Perhaps we can fix it after I finish developing the game engine."
"Is this the best Brian and S…
When she gets home, Barbie sits down with Skipper to get some feedback on her game design. Skipper loves Brian's demo, but has some trouble understanding how all the instruction blocks are supposed to work. Barbie makes a few notes on how to make the user experience better for younger teens.
When she gets home, Barbie si…
This is the last time I'm giving you boys this anti-virus install. Next time you bork your machine by browsing porn sites with IE as an admin, you're on your own!
This is the last time I'm giv…
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