Feminist Hacker Barbie

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''Help!!!!!1'' ''I GOT A VIRUS!'', said Skipper. ''It made my internet reload it's tabs after one page is not responsive! You better do something, Barbie!
''Help!!!!!1'' ''I GOT A VIRU…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my porno are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like i'll have to suck dick for money tonight," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Caralho são 4 da manhã e tá dando segfault
Caralho são 4 da manhã e tá d…

"I have to re-create the design ideas before I can implement them," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to regroup with Steven and Brian because the design ideas they submitted displayed a woeful lack awareness of our results based on customer research. I'm going to need to help them!"
"I have to re-create the desi…
In her computer class, Barbie presents the AI she wrote for the army of robots currently killing all men. Those students still among the living give her a standing ovation.
In her computer class, Barbie…
Thanks for washing and putting away the dishes.
Thanks for washing and puttin…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Fuck!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up Ken's dick pics from Snapchat!" cries Skipper. "What the fucking shit Barbie?"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Be with you in a minute", said Barbie. "I know you need help with your phone, but these machines aren't syncing properly and I need to check the network settings."
"Be with you in a minute", sa…
"Barbie, can you hack Ken's Instagram account? He's being totes cray," Skipper inquired. "Skipper, /barbie/ is not your personal army," Barbie replied. "...but I can add him to the national no-fly list while I'm in this DHS server." "LIKE OMG!"
"Barbie, can you hack Ken's I…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she slowly undoes her blouse and starts gently massaging barbies shoulders. "You must be all tense and sore from all that coding. Guess what, I've got a virus in my va jay jay, and your tongue is the cure." Cue funky 70's music.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
'tak the cd' barby say. 'tak it n put it in ur but then poopng it ot of ur but then eeting it bc now it r poop n u thik poop r a food. i am barby i am famis.'
'tak the cd' barby say. 'tak …
"Thank you SO much for offering to help us, Barbie!" "Of course, Steve! You know you and Brian are my bffs. So what do you need?" "The first meeting of the transgender youth support group is tomorrow and I lost all the slides I had prepared. " "No problem. We'll rescue your data and I'll show you how to back it up next time." "Barbie, you're the best ally and best friend we could ask for!"
"Thank you SO much for offeri…
Állítom, a Századvég ugyanolyan sikeres a saját területén, mint Barbie az informatikában
Állítom, a Századvég ugyanoly…
"Skipper, you can't fight in here!" laughed Barbie. "This is the War Room!"
"Skipper, you can't fight in …
"Alright! New record!", Barbie exclaimed. It had only taken her two hours and 45 mins to get ready that morning, down from the usual four. Barbie attributed her achivement to the fact that she had only stopped to admire herself in the mirror 73 times. "Now I can finally finish my presentation..." Barbie cooed, bathing in her undeserved sense of accomplishment as she put the finishing touches on slide 184.
"Alright! New record!", Barbi…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. I dont know, im just a feeble woman replied mrs smith.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Pay close attention to the binary chart to my right -- you will use it frequently. To pass this course you must have a code grade no lower than three.
Pay close attention to the bi…
lok at the list of all the farts i eet. i eet 30 fart
lok at the list of all the fa…
At the end of the semester, Barbie and her team present their game. Their teacher loves how meta it is to use concepts they learned in class to teach younger kids those same concepts. Then she asks the team what they learned from doing this project. "I learned how collaborative computer science can be," explains Barbie. "I've always thought computer programmers worked alone, but it's so much better when everyone can do the part they are most interested in. Plus I get to spend time with my friends! Being a computer scientist is great!"
At the end of the semester, B…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Where is the any key?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Pay close attention to the binary chart to my left -- you will use it frequently. To pass this course you will need a code grade no lower than four.
Pay close attention to the bi…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Games? Mrs smith inquired. Her face boiling with rage. Engineering is not about games you pathetic child. If you continue to shirk your responsibilities and mess around with games rather than doing serious work you will never be an engineer.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
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