Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"this is a game wear i wash my Barbie mobile in a bikini!"
"this is a game wear i wash m…
That Uber jackass wants to doxx journalists for doing their job? I'd rather crawl through broken glass than hire Uber.
That Uber jackass wants to do…
"New record!", Barbie yelled happily as she sat down for breakfast with her organic sheep-yougurt and laptop. It had only taken Barbie two and a have hours to get ready that morning, as opposed to the usual four. It was solely due to the fact that she had only stopped to admire herself in the mirror 72 times. "Back to work." , she cooed to herself with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, as she put the final touches on slide 183 of her presentation.
"New record!", Barbie yelled …
After class, Barbie meets with Brian and Steve in the library. "Hi guys! I tried to send you my files, but I something went wrong. I've been trying to troubleshoot my computer, and I think the issue is with the SATA cable. It's ok though because I have a SATA to USB cable I can use to connect the hard drive externally to one of your computers to retrieve the files. It's just going to take a bit longer than I thought. Why don't you two go get a coffee? I should have this up and running by the time you get back."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Possibly." says Barbie "But I feel like this may be these old video drivers reacting to the system update I performed last night. Good thing I downloaded the latest ones the other day!" Barbie then booted into safe mode, installed the drivers, and rebooted. The problem disappeared. "Much better!" Barbie said relieved she had found the issue.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Sorry guys, after updating to Metaio SDK 6.0 it seems I have to go through my entire codebase again to deal with all these breaking API changes...
Sorry guys, after updating to…
"I'm only a coffee runner," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to make Depression Quest!"
"I'm only a coffee runner," B…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I meant to send you my designs, but I got a call to try to help the Philae team with one last attempt to revive its batteries, and was distracted. I'll send them now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
''Help!!!!!1'' ''I GOT A VIRUS!'', said Skipper. ''It made my internet reload it's tabs after one page is not responsive! You better do something, Barbie!
''Help!!!!!1'' ''I GOT A VIRU…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my porno are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like i'll have to suck dick for money tonight," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Caralho são 4 da manhã e tá dando segfault
Caralho são 4 da manhã e tá d…

"I have to re-create the design ideas before I can implement them," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to regroup with Steven and Brian because the design ideas they submitted displayed a woeful lack awareness of our results based on customer research. I'm going to need to help them!"
"I have to re-create the desi…
In her computer class, Barbie presents the AI she wrote for the army of robots currently killing all men. Those students still among the living give her a standing ovation.
In her computer class, Barbie…
Thanks for washing and putting away the dishes.
Thanks for washing and puttin…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Fuck!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up Ken's dick pics from Snapchat!" cries Skipper. "What the fucking shit Barbie?"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Be with you in a minute", said Barbie. "I know you need help with your phone, but these machines aren't syncing properly and I need to check the network settings."
"Be with you in a minute", sa…
"Barbie, can you hack Ken's Instagram account? He's being totes cray," Skipper inquired. "Skipper, /barbie/ is not your personal army," Barbie replied. "...but I can add him to the national no-fly list while I'm in this DHS server." "LIKE OMG!"
"Barbie, can you hack Ken's I…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she slowly undoes her blouse and starts gently massaging barbies shoulders. "You must be all tense and sore from all that coding. Guess what, I've got a virus in my va jay jay, and your tongue is the cure." Cue funky 70's music.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
'tak the cd' barby say. 'tak it n put it in ur but then poopng it ot of ur but then eeting it bc now it r poop n u thik poop r a food. i am barby i am famis.'
'tak the cd' barby say. 'tak …
"Thank you SO much for offering to help us, Barbie!" "Of course, Steve! You know you and Brian are my bffs. So what do you need?" "The first meeting of the transgender youth support group is tomorrow and I lost all the slides I had prepared. " "No problem. We'll rescue your data and I'll show you how to back it up next time." "Barbie, you're the best ally and best friend we could ask for!"
"Thank you SO much for offeri…
Állítom, a Századvég ugyanolyan sikeres a saját területén, mint Barbie az informatikában
Állítom, a Századvég ugyanoly…
"Skipper, you can't fight in here!" laughed Barbie. "This is the War Room!"
"Skipper, you can't fight in …
"Alright! New record!", Barbie exclaimed. It had only taken her two hours and 45 mins to get ready that morning, down from the usual four. Barbie attributed her achivement to the fact that she had only stopped to admire herself in the mirror 73 times. "Now I can finally finish my presentation..." Barbie cooed, bathing in her undeserved sense of accomplishment as she put the finishing touches on slide 184.
"Alright! New record!", Barbi…
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