Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Thanks for helping me, Steven," exclaims Barbie. "No problem," replies Steven aloud. He walks away, muttering under his breath, "Fucking white privilege."
"Thanks for helping me, Steve…
"I'm only brainstorming design ideas now," Barbie says, laughing. "It takes a long time to create a whole video game."
"I'm only brainstorming desig…
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTIC SCREENSAVER, NOT AT ME!
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTIC SCREENSA…
"Ici ce brze ako ja i ozren pomognemo" nudi Djordje. "Odlicno!" kaze Ana. "Djordje, da li mozes da namestis Ozrenov hard disk na bibliotekin racunar?" "Da!" kaze djordje. "Kompjuter u biblioteci ima odlican software da ga zastiti!."
"Ici ce brze ako ja i ozren p…
Barbie shows her psychiatrist her new pale girl Tumblr art. Her doctor thinks it might be better if she spends less time online. Barbie starts thinking about what feminism really means and starts protesting reproductive rights in the streets.
Barbie shows her psychiatrist…
Huh, it does not detect my CD .."common barby lets go party... They said you can track it all. And look at all those features, they are everywhere.
Huh, it does not detect my CD…
"It will go faster if Brian and I install Gentoo on it you dumb bitch". Barbie accepts the fact that she knows nothing about computers.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
HOLD THE FUCK UP GUYS, GOT TO UPDATE MY TUMBLR, FACEBOOK, PINTREST, MYSPACE, INSTRAGRAM, TWITTER AND SNAPCHAT. ALSO FUCK YOU, YOU'RE OPRESSING ME.
HOLD THE FUCK UP GUYS, GOT TO…
"Hey guys!", said Barbie. "I'm trying to lookup 'sexism' but Google must be broken because it keeps linking to this book"
"Hey guys!", said Barbie. "I'…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. She was only late because she stayed up all night writing an algorithm that largely makes human teachers redundant.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"C'est bizarre, Eclipse m'indiquait 7 problèmes dans le code à la compilation, j'en ai corrigé un et maintenant, il m'en indique 238 !" interrogea Barbie. "Ha ha, bienvenue en IF" répondit sa marraine
"C'est bizarre, Eclipse m'ind…
Crash Override? "Mess with the best. Die like the rest"?
Crash Override? "Mess with th…
"What are you up to, Barbie?" asked Steven. "Doxxing those asshole racists who spammed your Twitter mentions with racial slurs earlier. EXPECT US MOTHERFUCKAS."
"What are you up to, Barbie?"…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can I use ubuntu instead?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Oh my god, you guys," Barbie says, "Stop messing with the library computer. I want to play Dragon Age." The guys roll their eyes and give up the computer. Barbie jams the game into the CD drive. "I know, I'm such a blessing."
"Oh my god, you guys," Barbie…
Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
Never send a boy to do a woma…
I'll finish the design after I perfect the game!
I'll finish the design after …
After class, Barbie meets with Alex and Adam at Bahen. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "You know I'd love to play videogames in the CSSU, but I have to work on my computer vision assignment if I want to get into a competitive graduate program."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Thanks for helping me design and code my baking blog, Barbie! Now the internet will be able to try my famous butterfly cupcakes!"
"Thanks for helping me design…
Barbie tries to upload her design to Dropbox to share with Steven, but her browser is just hanging. "Oh that rubbish ISP!" says Barbie. Barbie pulls up a chat session to chew out the ISP and pinpoint the source of their problem--basically doing the job for the sys admin--while simultaneously backing up her design onto a thumb drive just in case. In the meantime the ISP takes her advice, clears their DNS cache and Barbie's upload succeeds. "Looks like you should be doing their job too," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to upload her de…
Hi, my gays! How you are you queens today?! Ok, please move sweetie, Barb is gonna do it now. HA thats cute sweetie hilarious, yes Lisa is the best housewife. Ok, can you go get me some Kombucha? I have to do women's work, bitchy big momma coding. Go have a latte ASSHOLES! I dont want to hear your FRENCH CHANTEUSE RIGHT NOW I HAVE WORK TO DO!
Hi, my gays! How you are you …
Brian: That Adam Baldwin is so cool. Steve: Yeah, he sure can act. Barbie: Adam Baldwin is a misogynistic jerk who helped create an atmosphere of hate toward female programmers and gamers. He obviously does not respect women. Brian & Steve: Sorry Barbie, we forgot that he started gamergate. We're gonna boycott him now!
Brian: That Adam Baldwin is s…
"Look, 'Shader Permutation' is not a thing," Barbie says, laughing. "Permutation is a particular ordering of a set. Let's call them 'shader variants' from now on, ok?"
"Look, 'Shader Permutation' i…
So the cable size I would need is 3meters long, the type CAT5e, at less 20… more than enough. And if that’s too much 15 at less
So the cable size I would nee…
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