Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Yo, bro. In a coding sesh while you dildos played Angry Bird which was so 3 years ago anyway.
Yo, bro. In a coding sesh whi…
Hey guys, did you make a change to the web.config file? The connection strings are pointing to the wrong database.
Hey guys, did you make a chan…
Skipper, stop hugging the fucking laptop your bae is not real.
Skipper, stop hugging the fuc…
"I'm a dumb ol' bish, I can't do no prergrammin. I'll jus load the werk onter my males slaves and maintain all the credit to fuel my feminist ego!"
"I'm a dumb ol' bish, I can't…
Barbie received an A+ and a gold star for obviously shoddy graphic design work. Once again the local digital agencies were reminded that you really don't learn shit in college.
Barbie received an A+ and a g…
Then Barbie high-fived President Obama to celebrate having prevented a major cyberattack on the Pentagon.
Then Barbie high-fived Presid…
"Steve, Brian! Seus PC's estão lentos." disse Barbie. "É só que eu tava vendos sites XXX e peguei um monte de vírus!" disse Steve. "Esse notebook é 3D e vem com óculos impossível estar lento!" disse Brian. "Calma garotos esse CD tem o BAIDU antivírus, basta instalar pra resolver todos nossos problemas!"
"Steve, Brian! Seus PC's estã…
apt-get systemd
apt-get systemd
"Thanks for helping me, Steven," exclaims Barbie. "No problem," replies Steven aloud. He walks away, muttering under his breath, "Fucking white privilege."
"Thanks for helping me, Steve…
"I'm only brainstorming design ideas now," Barbie says, laughing. "It takes a long time to create a whole video game."
"I'm only brainstorming desig…
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTIC SCREENSAVER, NOT AT ME!
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTIC SCREENSA…
"Ici ce brze ako ja i ozren pomognemo" nudi Djordje. "Odlicno!" kaze Ana. "Djordje, da li mozes da namestis Ozrenov hard disk na bibliotekin racunar?" "Da!" kaze djordje. "Kompjuter u biblioteci ima odlican software da ga zastiti!."
"Ici ce brze ako ja i ozren p…
Barbie shows her psychiatrist her new pale girl Tumblr art. Her doctor thinks it might be better if she spends less time online. Barbie starts thinking about what feminism really means and starts protesting reproductive rights in the streets.
Barbie shows her psychiatrist…
Huh, it does not detect my CD .."common barby lets go party... They said you can track it all. And look at all those features, they are everywhere.
Huh, it does not detect my CD…
"It will go faster if Brian and I install Gentoo on it you dumb bitch". Barbie accepts the fact that she knows nothing about computers.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
HOLD THE FUCK UP GUYS, GOT TO UPDATE MY TUMBLR, FACEBOOK, PINTREST, MYSPACE, INSTRAGRAM, TWITTER AND SNAPCHAT. ALSO FUCK YOU, YOU'RE OPRESSING ME.
HOLD THE FUCK UP GUYS, GOT TO…
"Hey guys!", said Barbie. "I'm trying to lookup 'sexism' but Google must be broken because it keeps linking to this book"
"Hey guys!", said Barbie. "I'…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. She was only late because she stayed up all night writing an algorithm that largely makes human teachers redundant.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"C'est bizarre, Eclipse m'indiquait 7 problèmes dans le code à la compilation, j'en ai corrigé un et maintenant, il m'en indique 238 !" interrogea Barbie. "Ha ha, bienvenue en IF" répondit sa marraine
"C'est bizarre, Eclipse m'ind…
Crash Override? "Mess with the best. Die like the rest"?
Crash Override? "Mess with th…
"What are you up to, Barbie?" asked Steven. "Doxxing those asshole racists who spammed your Twitter mentions with racial slurs earlier. EXPECT US MOTHERFUCKAS."
"What are you up to, Barbie?"…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can I use ubuntu instead?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Oh my god, you guys," Barbie says, "Stop messing with the library computer. I want to play Dragon Age." The guys roll their eyes and give up the computer. Barbie jams the game into the CD drive. "I know, I'm such a blessing."
"Oh my god, you guys," Barbie…
Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
Never send a boy to do a woma…
I'll finish the design after I perfect the game!
I'll finish the design after …
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