Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I'm only testing a prototype with my placeholder programmer's art," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game with cool graphics!"
"I'm only testing a prototype…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "FUCK OFF NERDS!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! your boyfriend fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Uh,no" says Barbie. "Steven, please don't be offended but remember our last project when you left the magnets on the desk and set your laptop on it?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I do." "Well," says Barbie, "I just think I am more prepared to solve this problem without two other people offering suggestions when you could both be working on projects more suitable to your skill sets."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Alright, Brian, you get the hard drives out, and remember to ground yourself this time. Steven, think you can use this recovery CD to boot into Linux?"
"Alright, Brian, you get the …
"Don't tell Steve, but I think he forgot to take his nipple clamps off.", said Barbie. "Let's distract him with this CD."
"Don't tell Steve, but I thin…
I make thousands of dollars a week as a cam girl! They just watch me eat yogurt. Asians are so crazy.
I make thousands of dollars a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Check it out, 2 girls and one cup. What do you guys think you could do with one cup?
Check it out, 2 girls and one…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard dick up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
LMAO! 2 CAT!!1
LMAO! 2 CAT!!1
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brians help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, Skipper gets so excited that it boots into Ubuntu from usb that she hugs the computer in a dramatic fashion. Now she would finally be able to learn Linux and ditch Windows for good.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Barbie demonstrated to Nate that her computer virus was similar to the STD commonly referred to as the clap.
Barbie demonstrated to Nate t…
So I just ordered these callboys and they're already here!
So I just ordered these callb…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Now you'll be able to install Linux!" Barbie expains. Skipper hugs her laptop and gushes, "My computer was crippled with malware, but now it's running fine again!" "Well, not quite," cautions Barbie. "We still need to finish installing some software before you can finish your homework. It's all free, though, and you can keep it up to date without needing to buy a new license."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Thanks for helping me debug my code Barbie. If it wasn't for you, I would have failed this assignment for sure." Barbie was happy to help. She knew that she wasn't the first person in class that Steven had asked for assistance. But in the end she had been the only one able to solve his problem. Besides reviewing Steven's code had given her an idea on how to improve her own project.
"Thanks for helping me debug …
2 CATS LOL
2 CATS LOL
"Though I do have an eye for picking out good designs," Barbie says, as a gleam of confidence shines through her eyes, "my real strength is making a design into a real game!"
"Though I do have an eye for …
After the HRIS meeting, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to hack into the iSeries and crash the hipster PHP code that the John's made. My evil plan to go third party all the way is about complete"
After the HRIS meeting, Barbi…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I shouldn't have said PHP was a real computing language." Skipper hit her again. "STOP SOUNDING TECHNICALLY ILLITERATE! WHAT ARE YOU, A GAMER BOY?"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Onee-san I installed Hurd/Gentoo just for you <3 xoxo
Onee-san I installed Hurd/Gen…
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