Feminist Hacker Barbie

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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, Skipper gets so excited that it boots into Ubuntu from usb that she hugs the computer in a dramatic fashion. Now she would finally be able to learn Linux and ditch Windows for good.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Barbie demonstrated to Nate that her computer virus was similar to the STD commonly referred to as the clap.
Barbie demonstrated to Nate t…
So I just ordered these callboys and they're already here!
So I just ordered these callb…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Now you'll be able to install Linux!" Barbie expains. Skipper hugs her laptop and gushes, "My computer was crippled with malware, but now it's running fine again!" "Well, not quite," cautions Barbie. "We still need to finish installing some software before you can finish your homework. It's all free, though, and you can keep it up to date without needing to buy a new license."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Thanks for helping me debug my code Barbie. If it wasn't for you, I would have failed this assignment for sure." Barbie was happy to help. She knew that she wasn't the first person in class that Steven had asked for assistance. But in the end she had been the only one able to solve his problem. Besides reviewing Steven's code had given her an idea on how to improve her own project.
"Thanks for helping me debug …
2 CATS LOL
2 CATS LOL
"Though I do have an eye for picking out good designs," Barbie says, as a gleam of confidence shines through her eyes, "my real strength is making a design into a real game!"
"Though I do have an eye for …
After the HRIS meeting, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to hack into the iSeries and crash the hipster PHP code that the John's made. My evil plan to go third party all the way is about complete"
After the HRIS meeting, Barbi…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I shouldn't have said PHP was a real computing language." Skipper hit her again. "STOP SOUNDING TECHNICALLY ILLITERATE! WHAT ARE YOU, A GAMER BOY?"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Onee-san I installed Hurd/Gentoo just for you <3 xoxo
Onee-san I installed Hurd/Gen…
Yo, bro. In a coding sesh while you dildos played Angry Bird which was so 3 years ago anyway.
Yo, bro. In a coding sesh whi…
Hey guys, did you make a change to the web.config file? The connection strings are pointing to the wrong database.
Hey guys, did you make a chan…
Skipper, stop hugging the fucking laptop your bae is not real.
Skipper, stop hugging the fuc…
"I'm a dumb ol' bish, I can't do no prergrammin. I'll jus load the werk onter my males slaves and maintain all the credit to fuel my feminist ego!"
"I'm a dumb ol' bish, I can't…
Barbie received an A+ and a gold star for obviously shoddy graphic design work. Once again the local digital agencies were reminded that you really don't learn shit in college.
Barbie received an A+ and a g…
Then Barbie high-fived President Obama to celebrate having prevented a major cyberattack on the Pentagon.
Then Barbie high-fived Presid…
"Steve, Brian! Seus PC's estão lentos." disse Barbie. "É só que eu tava vendos sites XXX e peguei um monte de vírus!" disse Steve. "Esse notebook é 3D e vem com óculos impossível estar lento!" disse Brian. "Calma garotos esse CD tem o BAIDU antivírus, basta instalar pra resolver todos nossos problemas!"
"Steve, Brian! Seus PC's estã…
apt-get systemd
apt-get systemd
"Thanks for helping me, Steven," exclaims Barbie. "No problem," replies Steven aloud. He walks away, muttering under his breath, "Fucking white privilege."
"Thanks for helping me, Steve…
"I'm only brainstorming design ideas now," Barbie says, laughing. "It takes a long time to create a whole video game."
"I'm only brainstorming desig…
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTIC SCREENSAVER, NOT AT ME!
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTIC SCREENSA…
"Ici ce brze ako ja i ozren pomognemo" nudi Djordje. "Odlicno!" kaze Ana. "Djordje, da li mozes da namestis Ozrenov hard disk na bibliotekin racunar?" "Da!" kaze djordje. "Kompjuter u biblioteci ima odlican software da ga zastiti!."
"Ici ce brze ako ja i ozren p…
Barbie shows her psychiatrist her new pale girl Tumblr art. Her doctor thinks it might be better if she spends less time online. Barbie starts thinking about what feminism really means and starts protesting reproductive rights in the streets.
Barbie shows her psychiatrist…
Huh, it does not detect my CD .."common barby lets go party... They said you can track it all. And look at all those features, they are everywhere.
Huh, it does not detect my CD…
"It will go faster if Brian and I install Gentoo on it you dumb bitch". Barbie accepts the fact that she knows nothing about computers.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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