Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I can't wait to do this myself!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"But I'm going to have to put this game on hold," said Barbie, with a frown. "I received an important ICQ message from my friends at Anonymous."
"But I'm going to have to put…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Skipper asks. "You're a girl, what do you know about computers, make your self useful and call Steven or Brian! God!" Barbie angrily fumes. Skipper adds more burbon to her smoothy and heads off to her shift at the Help Desk. Shaking her head as she leaves.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Dad's been downloading clop fiction all night" says Barbie. "Who the hell would think that Princess Luna and Pinkie Pie would ever get together? "I hate fucking Bronies," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"It will go faster if I help," says Barbie. "Steven, can you delete system 32 off of the computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "That will definitely make the computer run faster."
"It will go faster if I help,…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "Now I just need to add iAP and get rich!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Uh-oh!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "When did your last run your anti-virus program?" "I've been so busy on this project, I forgot to run the update. Time to do some bug-hunting."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Oh Barbie!" cries Skipper. "What's wrong sis?" asks Barbie. Skippers eye are red and puffy, she's clearly been crying. "I... I... read Steven and Brian's github." sobs Skipper. "It's the most woeful collection of shitty code I've seen since OpenSSL!"
"Oh Barbie!" cries Skipper. "…
Barbie, please don't put the usb stick in there. I... it hurts a lot.
Barbie, please don't put the …
"This puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can build you one with my Raspberry pie." Barbie says, laughing, "I just need to finish this app to find some time for this shit"
"This puppy is so sweet," say…
After class, Steven and Brian see Barbie in the library. But she doesn't notice they are there because she's too engrossed in debugging code.
After class, Steven and Brian…
"Pfft, Barbie should have been a computer scientist writing sick algorithms in Python", Don says to Tim. Tim responds, "or hardware acceleration in an FPGA, but +1 for Python".
"Pfft, Barbie should have bee…
The files are IN the computer?
The files are IN the computer?
"Sorry guys," says Barbie. "I can't go out tonight, I just pirated Dragon Age: Inquisition and I'm trying to get around this shitty Denuvo DRM. Maybe next time."
"Sorry guys," says Barbie. "I…
"It would be really awesome to do this in Fortran and totally confuse everyone!" Barbie says, laughing. "Where the hell are Bryan and Steven?"
"It would be really awesome t…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can make us one with my Raspberry pie" Barbie says, laughing, "I just need to finish my app first to have more time for playing around with this shit!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.
He who would learn to fly one…
"I'm only testing a prototype with my placeholder programmer's art," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game with cool graphics!"
"I'm only testing a prototype…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "FUCK OFF NERDS!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! your boyfriend fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Uh,no" says Barbie. "Steven, please don't be offended but remember our last project when you left the magnets on the desk and set your laptop on it?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I do." "Well," says Barbie, "I just think I am more prepared to solve this problem without two other people offering suggestions when you could both be working on projects more suitable to your skill sets."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Alright, Brian, you get the hard drives out, and remember to ground yourself this time. Steven, think you can use this recovery CD to boot into Linux?"
"Alright, Brian, you get the …
"Don't tell Steve, but I think he forgot to take his nipple clamps off.", said Barbie. "Let's distract him with this CD."
"Don't tell Steve, but I thin…
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