Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie, please don't put the usb stick in there. I... it hurts a lot.
Barbie, please don't put the …
"This puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can build you one with my Raspberry pie." Barbie says, laughing, "I just need to finish this app to find some time for this shit"
"This puppy is so sweet," say…
After class, Steven and Brian see Barbie in the library. But she doesn't notice they are there because she's too engrossed in debugging code.
After class, Steven and Brian…
"Pfft, Barbie should have been a computer scientist writing sick algorithms in Python", Don says to Tim. Tim responds, "or hardware acceleration in an FPGA, but +1 for Python".
"Pfft, Barbie should have bee…
The files are IN the computer?
The files are IN the computer?
"Sorry guys," says Barbie. "I can't go out tonight, I just pirated Dragon Age: Inquisition and I'm trying to get around this shitty Denuvo DRM. Maybe next time."
"Sorry guys," says Barbie. "I…
"It would be really awesome to do this in Fortran and totally confuse everyone!" Barbie says, laughing. "Where the hell are Bryan and Steven?"
"It would be really awesome t…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can make us one with my Raspberry pie" Barbie says, laughing, "I just need to finish my app first to have more time for playing around with this shit!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.
He who would learn to fly one…
"I'm only testing a prototype with my placeholder programmer's art," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game with cool graphics!"
"I'm only testing a prototype…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "FUCK OFF NERDS!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! your boyfriend fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Uh,no" says Barbie. "Steven, please don't be offended but remember our last project when you left the magnets on the desk and set your laptop on it?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I do." "Well," says Barbie, "I just think I am more prepared to solve this problem without two other people offering suggestions when you could both be working on projects more suitable to your skill sets."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Alright, Brian, you get the hard drives out, and remember to ground yourself this time. Steven, think you can use this recovery CD to boot into Linux?"
"Alright, Brian, you get the …
"Don't tell Steve, but I think he forgot to take his nipple clamps off.", said Barbie. "Let's distract him with this CD."
"Don't tell Steve, but I thin…
I make thousands of dollars a week as a cam girl! They just watch me eat yogurt. Asians are so crazy.
I make thousands of dollars a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Check it out, 2 girls and one cup. What do you guys think you could do with one cup?
Check it out, 2 girls and one…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard dick up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
LMAO! 2 CAT!!1
LMAO! 2 CAT!!1
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brians help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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