Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"First I will create user stories and paper prototypes to help me decide on game design" Barbie says, smiling. "Then, design in photoshop and program in Unity for cross platform compatibility."
"First I will create user sto…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Maggie and Jane's help to turn it into a real game! Maggie's a developer and Jane is the product manager. Together, we make a software engineering team."
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"What is wrong?", asked Henrik. "I need help with the installation of this software!", said Barbie with compassion in her voice. Henrik looked at David and they both yelled "DO IT YOURSELF!". The end.
"What is wrong?", asked Henri…
"Thanks Obama" says Barbie.
"Thanks Obama" says Barbie.
Barbie's Matlab analysis has statistically significant results. Her mentor is so happy and excited. Now it's time to start on a manuscript!
Barbie's Matlab analysis has …
You do not worship the server dictator?? Get the fuck out of my face you whore
You do not worship the server…
"Ohayou gozaimasu!" - Barbie says to herself while eating breakfast, noticing that her torrent just finished downloading a new episode of Watamote.
"Ohayou gozaimasu!" - Barbie …
"None for me, thanks," says Barbie to Skipper, "I'm trying to finish off this app that integrates Fitbit data to the EC2 using node.js to carry a runtime environment so it'll tweak the user's search results to my Amazon affiliate account!" "You should really consider a PhD in AI like mine, Barbie!" says Skipper. Barbie laughs: "Artificial Learning Engines are SO not my thing, Skip."
"None for me, thanks," says B…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, do you want anything from Starbucks?" "Uh....wait," says Steven. "I offered to help, not do the whole thing for you."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm hacking Obama's bedroom webcam for lulz. Watch me Swordfish this shit."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After listening to the tapes, Barbie exclaims, "Snoop onto them…" "…as they snoop onto us." finishes Steven.
After listening to the tapes,…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Your computers are jammed with viruses. I'm gonna need to wipe the hard drive." "Can't you just delete System 32?" asks Steven.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
'Look, I think I've got the perfect place online for you to overcome your crippling social ineptitude,' said Barbie. 'It's called Tumblr.'
'Look, I think I've got the p…
It's a UNIX system... I know this!
It's a UNIX system... I know …
"I'm creating the design ideas and my program is great; I just need to work on my 3D modeling," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Stephanie's and Brian's help to turn my program into a real game! They rock the graphics."
"I'm creating the design idea…
Barbie, an application developer, asks the DevOps folks if she can manually install some compiler libraries on the application server. The DevOps team burns the office to the ground.
Barbie, an application develo…
Barbie makes it to computer class just in time to learn about binary arithmatic. She learned the binary system is used internally by almost all modern computers and mobile devices and had a fucking blast learning the long-carry method!
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Could you please tell the DudeBro behind me to put his douchy collar down?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Can you two please just fuck off already so I can reject your god awful pull requests?"
"Can you two please just fuck…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has no security software, we'll have our child porn in minutes!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
If the two of you don't stop staring at me while I'm trying to work, I'm going to shove both of these laptops right up your peeholes.
If the two of you don't stop …
"For the last time, bitch-stop going directly to Brian and submit a ticket through Ops!!" yelled Steven the Ops Chief.
"For the last time, bitch-sto…
Oh shoot, I need to upload this code on a Github Page. Luckily I already pushed the code to a git repo for Steven yesterday! Skipper grab me a bite to eat please!
Oh shoot, I need to upload th…
"What the fuck is this, Steve? Did I NOT tell you to save the data in Dropbox? How do you expect me to use this with my MacBook Air?"
"What the fuck is this, Steve…
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