Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm the one making the game," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian are just idea guys. I threw their napkin scribbles in the garbage."
"I'm the one making the game,…
Awesome! I just got a ton of Reddit Gold after posting pictures of my butthole to /r/gonewild.
Awesome! I just got a ton of …
Barbie's doctor always makes small talk and asks how school is going, so Barbie brought in her computer to show a game she created. Her doctor asks her if her next project can be a web app that lets you design your own lab coats.
Barbie's doctor always makes …
"I'm a senior software engineer! I focus on writing core technologies, but I also enjoy mentoring junior engineers," Barbie says, grinning. "I'll need to pay extra special attention to Steven and Brian's work, since they are inexperienced and don't yet understand the complexities of large systems!"
"I'm a senior software engine…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie and Becky's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"Why don't you guys go shopping or something? I've clearly got this covered."
"Why don't you guys go shoppi…
"Hi Barbie!" says Steven. "0100100001100101011011000110110001101111" replies Barbie. "What was that?" asks Brian. "Oh sorry," says Barbie "I've been coding for so long I've started to talk in binary!" They all laugh heartily.
"Hi Barbie!" says Steven. "01…
After I built all my game software myself, I tweeted the Canadian educational radio show Quirks and Quarks to tell them to put a female voice among all the man scientists in the opening credits. Breakfast on the go again - smart girls are so busy!
After I built all my game sof…
Barbie is trying to make a striking map, but the color palette in ArcMap is horrible. "Why can't the defaults just be nice?!?!" says Skipper.
Barbie is trying to make a st…
"We'll be the most prepared team in this upcoming game jam!" Barbie said enthusiastically, "There'll be so much to learn in such a short amount of time, but we'll make it happen!" "Thanks for making it happen," rejoined Steve with a high five, "Glad we have you to lead us."
"We'll be the most prepared t…
At computer class, Barbie presents the Kickstarter page for the RoboPupster sequel. With over 6,000 backers, Barbie is well on her way to being able to hire her friends to help write the bonus levels. "Now I'm not only a computer engineer, I'm the CEO of GrrlGamers Inc!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I know you said that we should use PHP at the server end for the code assignment, I was wondering if I could instead use server side JS, in particular node.js as I really like that?".
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"NO! Not that folder!" yelled Skipper. "That's where I keep my um... Diary. Yeah! My diary."
"NO! Not that folder!" yelled…
"I think the image scanner on the printer is dirty, the colors are coming out washed out and awful. Why do people buy HP?"
"I think the image scanner on…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I am late for my meeting with Anonymous at the the abandoned sugar factory." "You better find a way to erase my student loans by hacking into the system!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a plate of cold buttered noodles.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"24GB of ram, motherfucker!" exclaims Steven. "Fuck yeah!" says Barbie. "High five, nigga!" "Wh-what?" says Steven. "What did you call me?"
"24GB of ram, motherfucker!" …
"NO! NOT THAT FOLDER!" yelled Skipper. "That's where I keep my... fanfics. Yeah, fan
"NO! NOT THAT FOLDER!" yelled…
"Damn! Do we seriously have to code in binary?!?" says Barbie. "Yes." says the teacher, Ms. Giles. "And Bobby, please put you're collar down. That fashion stopped in '89" added Ms. Giles.
"Damn! Do we seriously have …
"Here, Barbie," Skipper says. "I finished the concept art for your robot dog game!" "It looks great!" says Barbie. "I'm so glad we're working on this together."
"Here, Barbie," Skipper says.…
“Never send a boy to do a woman’s job. With me, we can do it in seven minutes.” taunts Barbie to the boys.
“Never send a boy to do a wom…
"Adina e pe camp", zise Barbie. Asa e, replica cel care incearca sa deconecteze monitorul. Cel care are un laptop roz e doar penibil, nu are un rol in aceasta poveste.
"Adina e pe camp", zise Barbi…
"SOLADINHO BR GG ARGENTINA BOLUDOS" - Barbie adora jogar Dotinha no seu tempo livre.
"SOLADINHO BR GG ARGENTINA BO…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "how does i bcum l33t haxor m8?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Next time, reboot before you call me." said IT Barbie
"Next time, reboot before you…
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