Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If this book is actually about how girls CAN'T be computer engineers, then why do they have a woman teacher?" asks Barbie. "That's a very good question, Barbie. You see, women are only allowed in male professions if it's to TEACH that profession." "Oh!" it dawned on Barbie. "I get it now!"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
“I had no idea Barbie could type one-handed on two computers at the same time! That's so cool!” exclaims Steven. The boys are impressed.
“I had no idea Barbie could t…
"Man that Brian sure is a colossal fuck up! Who passes the same object around to over 2700 classes and thinks that's a good idea? Man it's a good thing we fixed his shit, eh Steven?" says Barbie.
"Man that Brian sure is a col…
"These sketches are great," says Skipper. "Can I help you with some storyboards?" "Yes!" Barbie says, laughing, "Let's plan out a whole level."
"These sketches are great," s…
lets use this ipod cord to connect these laptops... *stephen and brian take pictures of the stupidity*
lets use this ipod cord to co…
"Who put this puppy and rainbow shit on my laptop?" Barbie said.
"Who put this puppy and rainb…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian to help with their new app that keeps crashing. "Whoa, hold up guys," says Barbie. "I'm seeing calls from a bunch of different threads. You know this data structure isn't threadsafe, right?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm the one making the game," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian are just idea guys. I threw their napkin scribbles in the garbage."
"I'm the one making the game,…
Awesome! I just got a ton of Reddit Gold after posting pictures of my butthole to /r/gonewild.
Awesome! I just got a ton of …
Barbie's doctor always makes small talk and asks how school is going, so Barbie brought in her computer to show a game she created. Her doctor asks her if her next project can be a web app that lets you design your own lab coats.
Barbie's doctor always makes …
"I'm a senior software engineer! I focus on writing core technologies, but I also enjoy mentoring junior engineers," Barbie says, grinning. "I'll need to pay extra special attention to Steven and Brian's work, since they are inexperienced and don't yet understand the complexities of large systems!"
"I'm a senior software engine…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie and Becky's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Monica!!!!
Monica!!!!
"Why don't you guys go shopping or something? I've clearly got this covered."
"Why don't you guys go shoppi…
"Hi Barbie!" says Steven. "0100100001100101011011000110110001101111" replies Barbie. "What was that?" asks Brian. "Oh sorry," says Barbie "I've been coding for so long I've started to talk in binary!" They all laugh heartily.
"Hi Barbie!" says Steven. "01…
After I built all my game software myself, I tweeted the Canadian educational radio show Quirks and Quarks to tell them to put a female voice among all the man scientists in the opening credits. Breakfast on the go again - smart girls are so busy!
After I built all my game sof…
Barbie is trying to make a striking map, but the color palette in ArcMap is horrible. "Why can't the defaults just be nice?!?!" says Skipper.
Barbie is trying to make a st…
"We'll be the most prepared team in this upcoming game jam!" Barbie said enthusiastically, "There'll be so much to learn in such a short amount of time, but we'll make it happen!" "Thanks for making it happen," rejoined Steve with a high five, "Glad we have you to lead us."
"We'll be the most prepared t…
At computer class, Barbie presents the Kickstarter page for the RoboPupster sequel. With over 6,000 backers, Barbie is well on her way to being able to hire her friends to help write the bonus levels. "Now I'm not only a computer engineer, I'm the CEO of GrrlGamers Inc!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I know you said that we should use PHP at the server end for the code assignment, I was wondering if I could instead use server side JS, in particular node.js as I really like that?".
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"NO! Not that folder!" yelled Skipper. "That's where I keep my um... Diary. Yeah! My diary."
"NO! Not that folder!" yelled…
"I think the image scanner on the printer is dirty, the colors are coming out washed out and awful. Why do people buy HP?"
"I think the image scanner on…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I am late for my meeting with Anonymous at the the abandoned sugar factory." "You better find a way to erase my student loans by hacking into the system!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a plate of cold buttered noodles.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"24GB of ram, motherfucker!" exclaims Steven. "Fuck yeah!" says Barbie. "High five, nigga!" "Wh-what?" says Steven. "What did you call me?"
"24GB of ram, motherfucker!" …
"NO! NOT THAT FOLDER!" yelled Skipper. "That's where I keep my... fanfics. Yeah, fan
"NO! NOT THAT FOLDER!" yelled…
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