Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Its done!" Barbie exclaims, hitting enter. "Soon my program will be in its terminal phase, destabilizing patriarchal systems of violence and injustice around the world." she giggled. "That sounds swell." said Samantha, making a healthy shake.
"Its done!" Barbie exclaims, …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help, not because I think you're not as capable as us... indeed, your gender has nothing to do with how good at computers you are. Instead, I'm offering to help only because many hands make light work" offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm telecommuting from the 3rd floor break room - if I'm at my desk I just get interrupted all the time and if I work from home I don't have all this fresh fruit and free coffee. Don't tell the team. "
"I'm telecommuting from the 3…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! foo"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"This hand touching thing is completely inappropriate," exclaimed Barbie. "Tell anyone and you'll never get a job in this industry again," said Steven.
"This hand touching thing is …
"Why the fuck are we still using AOL" asked Barbie.
"Why the fuck are we still us…
"But, Professor Snugglesworth," asks Skipper, "where will I hide the bodies?" The drawing laughs in its guttural voice. "THE ONE PLACE NOBODY WILL EVER FIND THEM, MY CHILD. INSIDE YOURSELF." She nods. "COME. LET US PREPARE THE RITUAL."
"But, Professor Snugglesworth…
"You can't do this by yourself, you're as girl." Steven tells Barbie. "You're right!" says Barbie. "Since girls don't know anything about computers, can you help me?" "Wow! Girls sure are useless!" says Steven. "We sure are!" Barbie laughs.
"You can't do this by yoursel…
"I'm only writing the code," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Sarah's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only writing the code," …
"I'm only creating a twitter bot to troll feminists," Barbie says, laughing. "Zoe Quinn inst going to see this coming"
"I'm only creating a twitter …
After class, Barbie deploys the latest on REB-2132-BUG-FIXES to qa-rebels.
After class, Barbie deploys t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "No, no, Steven...you have to actually connect the laptop to the USB port. The battery will die the way you have the pink cable, hanging in mid-air. On second thought, Steven, why don't you just run along and get me a latte. I'll do it myself." (sigh)
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"These wireframes are complete dogshit. Looks like I'll be spending the weekend rewriting the spec to save the moronic project manager's arse. Again."
"These wireframes are complet…
Duuude that's hot.
Duuude that's hot.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
"Here's a mix CD I made for you last night," says Steven. "Seriously? A CD? How am I supposed to play this? Do you even internet?" asks Barbie, "And Brian, where is that video cable even going? Just let me sit down and fix everything."
"Here's a mix CD I made for y…
"Just let me get back to my computer!" Skipper pleaded, symbolically clutching what amounted to her last shred of sanity.
"Just let me get back to my c…
"Make sure you don't get pregnant, sis! Wouldn't want to get put at the top of the lay off list now would ya?" explains Skipper. Barbie thought about this a minute and replied, "Oh yes! Maternity leave just isn't fair to the male engineers now is it?"
"Make sure you don't get preg…
"Hi Clare. We are going to learn how to do some computer programming. It's super fun," Barbie says laughing.
"Hi Clare. We are going to l…
'Get on with your job and stop unplugging the damned monitor,' says Barbie, 'or you can kiss goodbye to your porn collection. Who the hell stores their porn on DVDs these days anyway?'
'Get on with your job and sto…
"I torrented Breaking Bad season 4 onto this DVD" said Barbie, "Want to watch it with me?" "Why the fuck are you still using DVDs in 2014" said Blake. "You could fit that shit on a USB just as easy." He then threw the disc out of the window.
"I torrented Breaking Bad sea…
node.js is the only real dev language
node.js is the only real dev …
>install gentoo
>install gentoo
"Owning noobs all day makes me hungry. Time for some PinkBerry."
"Owning noobs all day makes m…
After class, Steven and Brian find Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I was going to send you my designs, but Skipper's laptop was infected with a trojan after opening an untrusted attachment! So I need to PXE boot her laptop off mine and restore her files."
After class, Steven and Brian…
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