Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Here's a mix CD I made for you last night," says Steven. "Seriously? A CD? How am I supposed to play this? Do you even internet?" asks Barbie, "And Brian, where is that video cable even going? Just let me sit down and fix everything."
"Here's a mix CD I made for y…
"Just let me get back to my computer!" Skipper pleaded, symbolically clutching what amounted to her last shred of sanity.
"Just let me get back to my c…
"Make sure you don't get pregnant, sis! Wouldn't want to get put at the top of the lay off list now would ya?" explains Skipper. Barbie thought about this a minute and replied, "Oh yes! Maternity leave just isn't fair to the male engineers now is it?"
"Make sure you don't get preg…
"Hi Clare. We are going to learn how to do some computer programming. It's super fun," Barbie says laughing.
"Hi Clare. We are going to l…
'Get on with your job and stop unplugging the damned monitor,' says Barbie, 'or you can kiss goodbye to your porn collection. Who the hell stores their porn on DVDs these days anyway?'
'Get on with your job and sto…
"I torrented Breaking Bad season 4 onto this DVD" said Barbie, "Want to watch it with me?" "Why the fuck are you still using DVDs in 2014" said Blake. "You could fit that shit on a USB just as easy." He then threw the disc out of the window.
"I torrented Breaking Bad sea…
node.js is the only real dev language
node.js is the only real dev …
>install gentoo
>install gentoo
"Owning noobs all day makes me hungry. Time for some PinkBerry."
"Owning noobs all day makes m…
After class, Steven and Brian find Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I was going to send you my designs, but Skipper's laptop was infected with a trojan after opening an untrusted attachment! So I need to PXE boot her laptop off mine and restore her files."
After class, Steven and Brian…
- Morning sis! Hey, are you using that... loonex thing again? - I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital syst..
- Morning sis! Hey, are you u…
Barbie diz "Skipper, serve mais um café pra mim por favor? O cliente pediu alteração no layout de novo."
Barbie diz "Skipper, serve ma…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "whats a webpage, something ducks walk on?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Who the fuck installs off of a CD WAIT--IS THIS AOL? " asked Barbie .
"Who the fuck installs off of…
"I'm a software engineer, AND a mother! Sadly, I'm not in a leadership role, because my manager thinks my home life is too busy," explains Barbie.
"I'm a software engineer, AND…
"Steven, don't be so fucking stupid, you can't hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer thanks to the fucking security software that doesn't even let you use Chrome browser."
"Steven, don't be so fucking …
"Hey guys, why is the screen all blury?" "Because you don't wear glasses, Barbie."
"Hey guys, why is the screen …
"Its almost finished!" Barbie exclaims, as she prepares to press the enter key. "Soon my plan will be in its terminal phase, and all patriarchal systems of violence and injustice will be fundamentally destabilized." she giggles.
"Its almost finished!" Barbie…
Oh computer, nobody understands this true love of ours.
Oh computer, nobody understan…
'It will go faster if Brian and I help,' offers Steven. Says Barbie, 'The only way you can help is to stop talking and just be decorative.' 'That's unfair!' protests Brian. 'You want this thing to work,' says Barbie, 'or do you want to spend your life flipping burgers?'
'It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie slams her fist on the counter as she realizes the problem. "Someone let Rakim check some code in again! We've got to put a stop to that!" she yelled as her Sister watched. "Can I get you something to drink?" asked Sharon. "Better put some vodka in their, Sis. It's gonna be a long night."
Barbie slams her fist on the …
So where does this circle USB go?
So where does this circle USB…
Brain and steven install arch linux on barbie's computer.
Brain and steven install arch…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to put together an engineering team to help to turn it into a real game! Maybe Stella and Brian want to work on the programming with me."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Do you need this coffee coaster, Stephen?" Barbie says, offering him outdated media. "No, and I'm taking this monitor." He points at her mouth. "Quick [black guy], let's finish upgrading these piece of crap laptops to sell. Who has a wired mouse these days? Pffft." "Then let's get a latte." They split.
"Do you need this coffee coas…
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