Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"This looks awesome," says Skipper. "Is it your business, then?" "I'm only creating it," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven & Brian to talk to investors who are afraid of women."
"This looks awesome," says Sk…
"Computers are hard!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need a boy's help to do anything other than Facebook!"
"Computers are hard!" Barbie …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly she remembers that she never learned anything in life because she always used her good looks to get other people to do things for her. Skipper nods at her and says "Just make Steven drive over here, you still have him in the friend zone right?"
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Why are we all still in high school?" thought Barbie to herself, "I look at least twenty years old". Little did she know that all of the students had died long ago - apart from the black one in the back. He's got the brains of a nigger, and got held back 7 grades.
"Why are we all still in high…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Please leave me alone, guys," says Barbie. "I'm trying to fix your code."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Its done!" Barbie exclaims, hitting enter. "Soon my program will be in its terminal phase, destabilizing patriarchal systems of violence and injustice around the world." she giggled. "That sounds swell." said Samantha, eating a balanced meal.
"Its done!" Barbie exclaims, …
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop! "You saved by pictures and videos!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
" Looks like we finally did it!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "We finally fought stereotypes after Mattel screwed up AGAIN?" Now you no longer look like a deranged blonde infecting computers with viruses," says Steven. "Right on! Now let me just change out of this pink cardigan, and wipe the gravity defying make-up off my face".
" Looks like we finally did i…
It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Skipper, high school student. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your Mom carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Trinity" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
It seems that you've been liv…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need a boy's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Its done!" Barbie exclaims, hitting enter. "Soon my program will be in its terminal phase, destabilizing patriarchal systems of violence and injustice around the world." she giggled. "That sounds swell." said Samantha, making a healthy shake.
"Its done!" Barbie exclaims, …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help, not because I think you're not as capable as us... indeed, your gender has nothing to do with how good at computers you are. Instead, I'm offering to help only because many hands make light work" offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm telecommuting from the 3rd floor break room - if I'm at my desk I just get interrupted all the time and if I work from home I don't have all this fresh fruit and free coffee. Don't tell the team. "
"I'm telecommuting from the 3…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! foo"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"This hand touching thing is completely inappropriate," exclaimed Barbie. "Tell anyone and you'll never get a job in this industry again," said Steven.
"This hand touching thing is …
"Why the fuck are we still using AOL" asked Barbie.
"Why the fuck are we still us…
"But, Professor Snugglesworth," asks Skipper, "where will I hide the bodies?" The drawing laughs in its guttural voice. "THE ONE PLACE NOBODY WILL EVER FIND THEM, MY CHILD. INSIDE YOURSELF." She nods. "COME. LET US PREPARE THE RITUAL."
"But, Professor Snugglesworth…
"You can't do this by yourself, you're as girl." Steven tells Barbie. "You're right!" says Barbie. "Since girls don't know anything about computers, can you help me?" "Wow! Girls sure are useless!" says Steven. "We sure are!" Barbie laughs.
"You can't do this by yoursel…
"I'm only writing the code," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Sarah's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only writing the code," …
"I'm only creating a twitter bot to troll feminists," Barbie says, laughing. "Zoe Quinn inst going to see this coming"
"I'm only creating a twitter …
After class, Barbie deploys the latest on REB-2132-BUG-FIXES to qa-rebels.
After class, Barbie deploys t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "No, no, Steven...you have to actually connect the laptop to the USB port. The battery will die the way you have the pink cable, hanging in mid-air. On second thought, Steven, why don't you just run along and get me a latte. I'll do it myself." (sigh)
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"These wireframes are complete dogshit. Looks like I'll be spending the weekend rewriting the spec to save the moronic project manager's arse. Again."
"These wireframes are complet…
Duuude that's hot.
Duuude that's hot.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
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