Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed and programmed by herself. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "Now all I need to do is add iAP and get rich!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Wait...is Barbie typing on two keyboards?!?!" asked Mark. "I don't know, I'm too busy staring at my reflection" Steve replied.
"Wait...is Barbie typing on t…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great but the computer won't even turn on" says Barbie. "Steven, can you plug in barbies computer while I get rid off the the viruses and malware on barbies laptop?" Says Brian. "Sure!" says Steven. "Barbie you really need to stop visiting these self computer sites just cause they have kitten pictures on them." says Brian. (Barbie smiles and giggles a little) "oops" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I don't get it, Skipper," says Barbie. "Why does Facebook keep showing me ads for makeup and engagement rings?!"
"I don't get it, Skipper," sa…
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Steven, why are you jamming that old-school VGA port into a random blue box and what the fuck is this AOL CD doing here!? These laptops look like they are from 2001! I can’t program on this shit. Christ, I’m transferring to Waterloo.
Steven, why are you jamming t…
Using my 733t h@x0r skillz I've managed to fill this shitbird #gamergate doxer's laptop with kiddy pr0n. During his next match of CoD BLOP 2 I'll SWAT his ass!
Using my 733t h@x0r skillz I'…
I program in the kitchen with the other women
I program in the kitchen with…
"I've got Skipper's virus to load onto the intranet via an inconspicuous sub drive, it will siphon the half cents off of everyone's paychecks and load it into our third party accounts located in the Cayman Islands!" exclaims Steven. "Gimme some skin!" says Barbie. "And can you finally afford the ransom ISIS has for your cousin, that the US govt refuses to pay?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "And more. Now we can skip town and move to a country that is truly free..Canada!"
"I've got Skipper's virus to …
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I don't know why this book is called Computer Engineer when I'm obviously an asset creator" "Lol ass-et," said Skipper.
"I'm only creating the design…
steven please go and listen ro frozen songs and diee hahah," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll don't need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
steven please go and listen r…
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"Sorry, guys," says Barbie. "My dad managed to mess up his laptop. I keep on telling him not to download free toolbars..." "God, parents." Steven says. "Say no more. Do you think you'll have the code done by tomorrow?" "Yeah," Barbie replies. "I just need those assets for the UI, so I can test everything before turning it in." "Aw, man. I forgot about that," Tom says. "My bad. I'll get them to you tonight."
"Sorry, guys," says Barbie. "…
Every time I call these IT guys they always have a little smirk on their faces.
Every time I call these IT gu…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I don't need to leave the kitchen for that!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"You hacked into a prison system network?" Oliver asked. "Is that judgment I'm hearing?" Felicity said. Oliver smiled. "Pride."
"You hacked into a prison sys…
Why the fuck would you listen to some asshole on 4chan who said to run "rm -rf /" to install pirated photoshop?
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Yes!
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
At computer class, Barbie presents the rice she designed. Ms. Smith is terrified by the distro Barbie runs! Barbie's terrific bloat have ruined the day for everyone! "I guess I can just drop out!" says Barbie who looks like a fucking maniac.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you put Skipper's dick up my ass in the library?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library has excellent places to do it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my songs files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I can program this game myself" Barbie says, laughing. "I won't need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! But of course I would still appreciate their help."
"I can program this game myse…
"It's weird that you like computers and stuff", Brian said. "I mean, it's cool I guess. You could do..like..apps or something" Barbie sighed and resigned herself. "I'm a bit busy, " She said. "And unless you can help me figure out why this spreadsort is crashing in my Gentoo, then I really don't have time."
"It's weird that you like com…
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