Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I don't need to leave the kitchen for that!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"You hacked into a prison system network?" Oliver asked. "Is that judgment I'm hearing?" Felicity said. Oliver smiled. "Pride."
"You hacked into a prison sys…
Why the fuck would you listen to some asshole on 4chan who said to run "rm -rf /" to install pirated photoshop?
Why the fuck would you listen…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Yes!
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
At computer class, Barbie presents the rice she designed. Ms. Smith is terrified by the distro Barbie runs! Barbie's terrific bloat have ruined the day for everyone! "I guess I can just drop out!" says Barbie who looks like a fucking maniac.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you put Skipper's dick up my ass in the library?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library has excellent places to do it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my songs files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I can program this game myself" Barbie says, laughing. "I won't need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! But of course I would still appreciate their help."
"I can program this game myse…
"It's weird that you like computers and stuff", Brian said. "I mean, it's cool I guess. You could do..like..apps or something" Barbie sighed and resigned herself. "I'm a bit busy, " She said. "And unless you can help me figure out why this spreadsort is crashing in my Gentoo, then I really don't have time."
"It's weird that you like com…
"Steven, can you open up a terminal?" says Barbie. "A what now?" says Steven.
"Steven, can you open up a te…
Barbie was innocently browsing for a cracked keygen for her pirated Creative Suite, when she inadvertently stumbled across a torrent of the unreleased Director's Cut of "Leonard Part 6."
Barbie was innocently browsin…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and redpair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm only creating the Power Point template!" Barbie laughed. "I need Stephen and Brian's help to turn it in to a real pareto diagram!"
"I'm only creating the Power …
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey guys, while you were at that frat party, I managed to complete our entire project, test it, and turn it in. Then I hacked into the school system and gave you all F's in every class. Hope you had fun!!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Wait doesn't everyone type on two keyboards at the same time" asked Barbie
"Wait doesn't everyone type o…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Just need to refactor these shell scripts, redeploy dev, take an image, update Jira and then I'm free to install that screensaver for you."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Is it ethical to have sex with a robot dog?
Is it ethical to have sex wit…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, Can the '80s looking guy with the upturned collar retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Also, do my legs so seem freakishly long to you, or is it just me?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"With these mods I just coded, I can run & monitor the entire bioinformatics & biostatistics pipeline from my kitchen table", says Barbie.
"With these mods I just coded…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "As long as you blow me beneath the desk and call me big pappa for the rest of the week.."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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I'm not finished with the code yet. When it is ready you can help me by playing with the beta version and giving me feedback.
I'm not finished with the cod…
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