Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If recursion and induction are analogous, is it possible to write inductive proofs inside of a programming language?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I wrote an interpreter for a functional programming language. Wanna check it out?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off! I can do it by myself." says Barbie. "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off! I can do it by myself." says Barbie. "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
“Well it isn’t bad for your first attempts at furry art.” Skipper cheerfully stated.
“Well it isn’t bad for your f…
"I'm only creating both the design and I can also turn it into a ream game" Barbie says, laughing. “I will let me friends to play this game“
"I'm only creating both the d…
Lord Nikon said, "Look, even if you had the passwords, it'll take you ten minutes to get in, and you've still gotta find the files, man, I mean, the cops will have you in... five minutes." "Oh wow, we are fried," sighed Cereal Killer. Barbie replied, "Never send a boy to do a woman's job. With me, we can do it in seven."
Lord Nikon said, "Look, even …
"Pretend that I was a big help to you, Barbie!" begged Steven. "My fragile man ego requires no less!"
"Pretend that I was a big hel…
Bingus, I need help!
Bingus, I need help!
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Bingus's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie puts her pussy in ken dick and ken sand let me lick it so ken is lick barbie pussy so hard
When Barbie puts her pussy in…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Shut the fuck up, Steven.” says Barbie. "Steven, if you can do anything it would be leaving right now. You’re distracting my badass coding." "Sure!" says Steven. "Come on, Brian!”
"It will go faster if Brian a…
I am the best
I am the best
"This picture of a genetically-engineered dog outside of our house is so cool. Wait...Barbie, have you been stealing specialized genetic equipment again? You JUST left juvie!" says Skipper.
"This picture of a geneticall…
"Steve, what are you doing to my computer?" says Barbie. "Helping!" says Steve. He continues trying to unplug the computer. "Oh nononono, here, um, go play with this pretty circle." says Barbie hurriedly.
"Steve, what are you doing to…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "In the Captain's defense, Commanders can actually be a Captain of a ship" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I'm literally in love with your videos! Disney history is a big love of mine and you find little parts of it that aren't in the documentaries so these are just perfect! Thank you!"
"I'm literally in love with y…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and MrBeast in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Ohio Final Boss. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Ohio Final Boss. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Shrek is love, Shrek is Life
Shrek is love, Shrek is Life
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS UGLY
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS U…
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS UGLY
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS U…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Raquelle's and Teresa's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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