Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck No!" Barbies said as she walked out the door I dont need your help.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Which meat-fisted degenerate wrote this atrocious impersonation of a callback handler?" seethed Barbie. "Oh wait, it was me."
"Which meat-fisted degenerate…
MALE CHAUVINIST PIG ?
MALE CHAUVINIST PIG …
"Your test results are in, Barbie," said Dr. Troy, "you have all of the kinds of herpes." Barbie smiled and showed Dr. Troy her computer screen and said, "Look at this puppy!"
"Your test results are in, Ba…
All the speed she took, all the turns she'd taken and the corners she'd cut in Night City, and still she'd see the matrix in her sleep, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colorless void...
All the speed she took, all t…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh, I can fix that," Barbie says. "Let me try turning it on and off." When she turned it off, she ejected the USB. She turned it back on, and everything was fine. "You had this formatted for Windows, didn't you?" she asked Skipper.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I tried the lesbian thing once and it just isn't for me." "You haven't tried it with me!" Skipper replies as she hits Barbie with a pillow."Now show me your tits!!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"I said I need a token, but I was just talking about the network protocol!" explained Barbie patiently.
"I said I need a token, but I…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "I bought you your own set of technical tools. I'm going to teach you how to reinstall your hard drive."
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Whatever bitch," Steven interjected. "Brian was just being nice." Barbie sighed and resigned herself to the conversation. "No," she replied. "No, he wasn't. He was trying to fuck me. It's an important distinction. Additionally, he was being superior and marginalizing what I am capable of."
"Whatever bitch," Steven inte…
Skipper flung herself over her laptop in a vain attempt to hide her tentacle porn. The sound however, was still at full volume.
Skipper flung herself over he…
“I’ve got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!” exclaims Steven. “A school is a factory for creating workers,” sighs Barbie. “I can’t wait for the collapse of late capitalism.” “Me neither!” exclaims Steven. They high five. One day, kids.
“I’ve got Skipper's assignmen…
"Your puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play with him?" "Oh, he's not here right now" Barbie says, laughing, "Steven and Brian has been taking care of him this week while I finish programming this game!"
"Your puppy is so sweet," say…
Barbie sighs frustratedly at the third pull request. "Seriously, you fuckasses," she mutters, glaring at them, "it's called variable naming conventions. Quit the sweaty high-fives and code better."
Barbie sighs frustratedly at …
COLLAR HACK ?
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"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Carla's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Barbie tries to test her physics engine tweaks, but then realizes that Steven broke the build right before going offline for the day. "Honestly, how does 'fixed stuff' qualify as an appropriate check-in comment, anyway?"
Barbie tries to test her phys…
"Jesus screaming Christ, Barbie," says Skipper. "Is this the new simplified Gnome 4 user interface?" "It will be, once I remove eyes and ears too."
"Jesus screaming Christ, Barb…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Let's start with the foot pedal - why isn't it working?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie tries to email her design to Susan, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my advanced calculus homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Tee-Hee", giggles Skipper. "I told you that we could earn a lot of money by installing that webcam and charging a subscription!"
"Tee-Hee", giggles Skipper. "…
Barbie accidentally discovers her friend is into some weird shit.
Barbie accidentally discovers…
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I know this, it's a unix system
I know this, it's a unix syst…
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