Feminist Hacker Barbie

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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Don't worry sis!" says Skipper. "Everything is backed up on iCloud, so no worries." "Skipper, you should really use DropBox" Barbie laughs. "As a Nexus owner I'd think you'd value the greater cross-platform and third-party app integration abilities of DropBox vs iCloud, tbh"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Barbie, I know you are more than capable of fixing this on your own, but I'd feel terrible if I didn't offer to help. Is there anything I can do?" asked Steven. "Certainly," replied Barbie, "You can plug the hard drive into the library's computer. Brian, would you be so kind as to get me a cup of coffee?"
"Barbie, I know you are more …
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Barbie sits in class, expecting to learn about different sorting algorithms, but this is a surprise! "That crazy bitch is just projecting random binary strings again," Barbie thinks to herself.
Barbie sits in class, expecti…
"Thanks for teaching me those cool CSS tricks Barbie, no offense but you never struck me as someone who's interested in coding." Kevin admitted sheepishly. "That's ok, Kevin, I just hope you keep an open mind going forward, instead of putting people in a box. Stereotypes suck!" Said Barbie. "Yeah they do!" Kevin exclaimed, giving Barbie a high-five.
"Thanks for teaching me those…
"Barbie, every kid in the District was issued a Chromebook" says Ms. Smith, the teacher. "What are you whining about?" "Technology in the classroom without an effective curriculum is just stupid," says Barbie. "What about infrastructure? These walls haven't been painted since the 80's."
"Barbie, every kid in the Dis…
"Barbie, you've been up for 24 hours working on that kernel bug, and you need to sleep!" said Skipper. "Get that thing away from me!" said Barbie, "I just need another espresso."
"Barbie, you've been up for 2…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to use HTML 5 and some python to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."Just stand there and look cute, and if you are good, I will let you check out my code"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"That is the coolest game I've ever played," said Stephen, "You're a brilliant developer AND designer Barbie!"
"That is the coolest game I'v…
After the boys stormed off, Barbie finished her code and brought it in to her teacher. "This is extremely impressive." her teacher remarked. "Elegant and streamlined... What do you plan to do with this talent of yours?" Barbie smirked. "Make money, fly to England, and talk Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberpatch into a three-way. What else?"
After the boys stormed off, B…
"I'm only creating the beta version," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's unpaid labor to test it for final release! Maybe one of them will get an internship!"
"I'm only creating the beta v…
"Yes, I am a criminal!" Barbie declared. "My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me...but you can't stop us all."
"Yes, I am a criminal!" Barbi…
"I am not following either..." "Our job is to solve problems here. State the problem and we will fix it!"
"I am not following either...…
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
This is our world now... the …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to send you my designs but my drive crashed so I've been isolating the data, purging and rebuilding the file structure before I can send it. I am so going to kick Ken's ass for using that necklace flash drive on my laptop before I had a chance to V-scan it!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "You need to install Gentoo", replies Ms. Smith.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
This is our world now... the …
Dude Barbie, stop farting so loud in the library. It's embarrassing.
Dude Barbie, stop farting so …
"If I type Ctrl-H on this Chromebook, and simultaneously hold down Caps look on this netbook, I should be able to cause an array of hex codes to appear on this external monitor," thought Barbie.
"If I type Ctrl-H on this Chr…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If apt-get fucks up your dev box, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Just use BSD. Or are you still using that Bubuntu stuff?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie is trying to farm mid but the enemy Sniper won't let her. "Whats the problem, sis?", asks her sister. "????? ????" she says as she dies for the tenth time.
Barbie is trying to farm mid …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "A sovereign dreadnaught breathes, and approach the state serene" Barbie says, laughing. "Interiorizer of the mind from world labyrinth "
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Have you noticed that literally everyone here is on Facebook?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY!" "FUCK YEA- wait what"
"HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DA…
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