Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Skipper wanted to make sure that Barbie didn't see her browser history.
Skipper wanted to make sure t…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a boy to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Skipper realizes at the last minute that she forgot to close all of her Fakku tabs.
Skipper realizes at the last …
"These fucking cabinets can't even fit a loaf of bread, I had to eat a banana. What the fuck is this, Naruto?" Skipper is low on potassium and cranky.
"These fucking cabinets can't…
Babby makes it to class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Babby?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "How is Babby formed? How girl get pragnent?" asks Babby.
Babby makes it to class just …
"I'm designing the way people will interact with the user interface," Barbie says, laughing. "After I design it, I'm going to write some badass HTML and CSS and hand i off to Ella to wire up the backend in Rails."
"I'm designing the way people…
Steven asks, "Why is the WiFi not working?" "Because Comcast is a pile of rotting garbage," Barbie replies. "You can join my portable hotspot on my Android phone. I have an unlimited data plan!"
Steven asks, "Why is the WiFi…
"I haven't notice anything shocking on emails either."
"I haven't notice anything sh…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No it won't." says Barbie. "You do sloppy work and I'd spend too much extra time fixing all the bugs in your code." "Hey!" says Steven. "She's not wrong," says Brian.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
My Ken updated my computer to a new Windows. It's so cuuute! But how does it work? Where's my kitten background?
My Ken updated my computer to…
Once again the teacher sees that the dumb blonde, Barbie, is trying to take notes with a pink highlighter.
Once again the teacher sees t…
"Can we do anything to help?" offers Steven. "Ya!" says Barbie. "I also want to say Stephen, I think it is really awesome that you are going against gender stereotypes by using a pink computer!" "Gender stereotypes are bad for us both!" agrees Steven.
"Can we do anything to help?"…
"What the hell is this thing?", asks Barbie. "I think it's a coaster", says Steve. "But drinks aren't allowed in the library!"
"What the hell is this thing?…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Be strong miss, for soon we will declare Jihad and crush the infidels!" shouts Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Jennifer in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I love wrecking fools in these BBS door games!" Barbie laughs. "I can't wait to tease Steven and Brian about how they downloaded my fake warez and the DOOM mod that replaced bullets with feelings."
"I love wrecking fools in the…
"My game is kind of like Angry Birds," says Barbie, "but with dicks. Lots and lots of dicks "
"My game is kind of like Angr…
"All your base are belong to us, amirite Barbie?" "Brian, you're an idiot."
"All your base are belong to …
"Implanting NFC chips in our hands was an awesome idea, Barbie" said Steven. "I know" said Barbie. "I just sniffed your Apple Pay credentials!"
"Implanting NFC chips in our …
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job", Barbie proudly announces. "There. I hacked the Gibson for you."
"Never send a boy to do a wom…
"I just can't wait to hack one of those Gibson's, baby" "Shut up, Steven," said Barbie.
"I just can't wait to hack…
"Look, you fucksticks, I'm busy, ok? Just play with your phones until I can get this Emacs mode working."
"Look, you fucksticks, I'm bu…
"Pantu the Dog comes with special gloves!"
"Pantu the Dog comes with spe…
"So far, I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to code later to turn it into a real game!"
"So far, I'm only creating th…
"Holy shit I am so high right now. This banana is fucking amazing."
"Holy shit I am so high right…
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