Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I haven't notice anything shocking on emails either."
"I haven't notice anything sh…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No it won't." says Barbie. "You do sloppy work and I'd spend too much extra time fixing all the bugs in your code." "Hey!" says Steven. "She's not wrong," says Brian.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
My Ken updated my computer to a new Windows. It's so cuuute! But how does it work? Where's my kitten background?
My Ken updated my computer to…
Once again the teacher sees that the dumb blonde, Barbie, is trying to take notes with a pink highlighter.
Once again the teacher sees t…
"Can we do anything to help?" offers Steven. "Ya!" says Barbie. "I also want to say Stephen, I think it is really awesome that you are going against gender stereotypes by using a pink computer!" "Gender stereotypes are bad for us both!" agrees Steven.
"Can we do anything to help?"…
"What the hell is this thing?", asks Barbie. "I think it's a coaster", says Steve. "But drinks aren't allowed in the library!"
"What the hell is this thing?…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Be strong miss, for soon we will declare Jihad and crush the infidels!" shouts Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Jennifer in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I love wrecking fools in these BBS door games!" Barbie laughs. "I can't wait to tease Steven and Brian about how they downloaded my fake warez and the DOOM mod that replaced bullets with feelings."
"I love wrecking fools in the…
"My game is kind of like Angry Birds," says Barbie, "but with dicks. Lots and lots of dicks "
"My game is kind of like Angr…
"All your base are belong to us, amirite Barbie?" "Brian, you're an idiot."
"All your base are belong to …
"Implanting NFC chips in our hands was an awesome idea, Barbie" said Steven. "I know" said Barbie. "I just sniffed your Apple Pay credentials!"
"Implanting NFC chips in our …
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job", Barbie proudly announces. "There. I hacked the Gibson for you."
"Never send a boy to do a wom…
"I just can't wait to hack one of those Gibson's, baby" "Shut up, Steven," said Barbie.
"I just can't wait to hack…
"Look, you fucksticks, I'm busy, ok? Just play with your phones until I can get this Emacs mode working."
"Look, you fucksticks, I'm bu…
"Pantu the Dog comes with special gloves!"
"Pantu the Dog comes with spe…
"So far, I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to code later to turn it into a real game!"
"So far, I'm only creating th…
"Holy shit I am so high right now. This banana is fucking amazing."
"Holy shit I am so high right…
"500 tickets in the Petware bucket? Well time to go on PTO for a month and let Sean handle it."
"500 tickets in the Petware b…
"Dammit, this wool sweater generates static electricity like a persian cat getting road-hauled down a mile of shag carpet. Without a grounding strap, I'm going to fry the motherboard for sure," said Barbie. "No problem," said Steven, "you can discharge by high-fiving me." "Nerdy, but whatever, " said Barbie.
"Dammit, this wool sweater ge…
Let's go hacking some toys!
Let's go hacking some toys!
"Thanks for that pull request, it fixed everything!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "Even that weird heisenbug?" "Seems like it," says Steven. "it didn't occur anymore. Now show me how to schedule a release build!"
"Thanks for that pull request…
did some ms08 on that shit. rekt
did some ms08 on that shit. r…
"JESUS BARBIE WILL YOU KNOCK FIRST" exclaimed Skipper.
"JESUS BARBIE WILL YOU KNOCK …
"JESUS BARBIE WILL YOU KNOCK FIRST" exclaimed Skipper.
"JESUS BARBIE WILL YOU KNOCK …
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