Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

After class, Steven and Brian find Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "No time for football! I need to get back some lost files and repair these laptops."
After class, Steven and Brian…
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"Right now I'm only working on the process optimization," Barbie says, laughing. "Efficiency is important! It will allow me to effectively tackle any debugging issues we may have. Steven and Brian aren't experienced in this kind of coding so it's up to me to make the game more robust!"
"Right now I'm only working o…
"I warned you," screamed Skipper. "I warned you what would happen if you said one more fucking word about node.js. TIME TO DIE PUSSYFACE."
"I warned you," screamed Skip…
'What do you mean you've got no space left?' asked Barbie. 'Delete some crap and let's install Team Fortress 2!' 'No!' cried Skipper. 'Leave my cat photos alone!'
'What do you mean you've got …
"I'm designing the way people will interact with the program visually," Barbie says, laughing. "Then I'll write some bad ass HTML and CSS, and hand it off to Ella to wire up the backend in Rails!"
"I'm designing the way people…
I am going to finish my Greek yogurt before I start work programming a new game. Not only do I have to be smarter and work harder than my male peers to be treated equally at work, I have to stay trim for society to find me valuable outside of work.
I am going to finish my Greek…
"I'm finally done with the design and basic program," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian are now beta testing to see if it runs smoothly!"
"I'm finally done with the de…
"I pushed those new commits to git yesterday but they are not showing up on my cloud repo" said Manny. "Something about clouds and computers does not sit well with me" says Barbie. "It's okay barbie, next week I will rewrite my app in Angular JS with a wild boar back end and install nginx on solaris. It will run great" says Manny.
"I pushed those new commits t…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Everyone wants to play! Ms. Smith is so impressed with Barbie's use of Game Theory that Barbie receives extra credit for her research!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
“Why have Steven and Brian photoshopped my face onto pornographic photos, and posted them online, along with my home address?” asks Barbie. “I should think that's obvious,” answers Ms. Smith. “It’s about ethics in games journalism.”
“Why have Steven and Brian ph…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "And I did it all on my period!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Skipper notices Barbie having difficulties with her computer. "What's wrong Barbie?" asks Skipper. "Oh, my computer seems to have locked up." Barbie replies. "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" asks Skipper. "That was it! Thanks, Skipper!" Barbie replied joyfully.
Skipper notices Barbie having…
"What the holy everloving fuck?" exclaimed Barbie. "Did you two even bother running unit tests to make sure your property-level validation attributes weren't missing? Yeah, ha ha, Steven, let QA deal with it AGAIN."
"What the holy everloving fuc…
"I can't believe you read my fanfic!" Skipper cries, trying to hide the screen from Barbie. "I can't believe you ship Stony," Barbie said. "You really are hopeless, sis."
"I can't believe you read my …
If I turn the brightness up really high it is almost like my Easy Bake Oven
If I turn the brightness up r…
"I'm writing a virus to send to Ken's computer!" said Barbie as she hacked away on the keyboard. "I'm teaching myself most of what I need to know, and I want Ken to learn that girls can code too!"
"I'm writing a virus to send …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Oh look, you're missing the intermediate certificate used to authenticate your certificate. I'll fix it." Steven sighs and says "Thanks!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Skipper wanted to make sure that Barbie didn't see her browser history.
Skipper wanted to make sure t…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a boy to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Skipper realizes at the last minute that she forgot to close all of her Fakku tabs.
Skipper realizes at the last …
"These fucking cabinets can't even fit a loaf of bread, I had to eat a banana. What the fuck is this, Naruto?" Skipper is low on potassium and cranky.
"These fucking cabinets can't…
Babby makes it to class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Babby?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "How is Babby formed? How girl get pragnent?" asks Babby.
Babby makes it to class just …
"I'm designing the way people will interact with the user interface," Barbie says, laughing. "After I design it, I'm going to write some badass HTML and CSS and hand i off to Ella to wire up the backend in Rails."
"I'm designing the way people…
Steven asks, "Why is the WiFi not working?" "Because Comcast is a pile of rotting garbage," Barbie replies. "You can join my portable hotspot on my Android phone. I have an unlimited data plan!"
Steven asks, "Why is the WiFi…
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