Feminist Hacker Barbie

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All my years writing code have given me a good understanding of our Platforms capabilities. I know my developers appreciate a well written and accurate functional spec based on our customers' requirements.
All my years writing code hav…
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job" says Barbie. "With me, we can do it in seven."
"Never send a boy to do a wom…
The class did their best to ignore Chad, who had been popping his collar and gelling his hair ever since he did a placement at Deloitte.
The class did their best to i…
Great, another Anonymous idiot trying to hack my computer believing that they are doing a "good thing" for the Internet when in fact we all know they are basement dwelling turbo nerds that need to be wiped off the face of the earth...
Great, another Anonymous idio…
"I'm only creating the game," Barbie says, laughing. "Apparently I have to sleep with everyone to sell it, so I'm doing it for shits and giggles"
"I'm only creating the game,"…
"I've run through the program and it all works great!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And no glitches showed up?" "I've tested everything," says Steven. "Now let's launch this thing!"
"I've run through the program…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only in the design creation stage," Barbie says, laughing, "It'll take me a few weeks to code the program and turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"Holy shit, Barbie! I don't know what we would've done if we hadn't had you during that downtime. Your failover plan is top-notch. Thanks!" said Brian gratefully. They high-fived, confident that Barbie was a great engineer.
"Holy shit, Barbie! I don't k…
Why are you guys still here. I don't need clowns like you to hack the mainframe.
Why are you guys still here. …
Is Far Cry 4 good? Is it new? Should I play a game? Does it have graphics? Did anybody play 420BLAZE IT? Game of the year. xbone not even once.
Is Far Cry 4 good? Is it new…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "Fuck me! I can also make it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"Sorry Barbie", no one uses CD Roms anymore. Didn't you get the memo that everyone uses a Mac?
"Sorry Barbie", no one uses C…
"I'm so sorry, Sis," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now, but I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she ushers Barbie out of her room with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Sis," says Bar…
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" the boys ask. "As sure as I am that you both screw like you type," Barbie says.
"Are you sure you know what y…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've my virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Go Planeteers!"
"Go Planeteers!"
"Barbie, why are you looking at random binary code?" "I don’t even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head..."
"Barbie, why are you looking …
"I'm only creating the game," Barbie says, laughing. "Apparently I have to sleep with people to actually sell it, so I'm doing it for shits and giggles"
"I'm only creating the game,"…
After class, Steven and Brian follow Barbie into the library. "Need some help?" asks Brian. Barbie pauses and turns towards them. "You guys probably wear Guy Fawkes masks in your spare time, no fucking way. I'll fix this on my own."
After class, Steven and Brian…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh Yes!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
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"Hang on a minute," Skipper says, "let me make sure we can scan that drive first." She calls up her own trusted program and sees the infected drive. Barbie says, "can you clean it?" Yes, Skipper says, "but just in case I'll make sure my data is backed up. You can't be too careful when you don't know where something's been."
"Hang on a minute," Skipper s…
"I don't really need glasses I just thought it would help the narrative" Barbie said, hammering J and S repeatedly.
"I don't really need glasses …
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