Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Holy shit, Barbie! I don't know what we would've done if we hadn't had you during that downtime. Your failover plan is top-notch. Thanks!" said Brian gratefully. They high-fived, confident that Barbie was a great engineer.
"Holy shit, Barbie! I don't k…
Why are you guys still here. I don't need clowns like you to hack the mainframe.
Why are you guys still here. …
Is Far Cry 4 good? Is it new? Should I play a game? Does it have graphics? Did anybody play 420BLAZE IT? Game of the year. xbone not even once.
Is Far Cry 4 good? Is it new…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "Fuck me! I can also make it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"Sorry Barbie", no one uses CD Roms anymore. Didn't you get the memo that everyone uses a Mac?
"Sorry Barbie", no one uses C…
"I'm so sorry, Sis," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now, but I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she ushers Barbie out of her room with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Sis," says Bar…
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" the boys ask. "As sure as I am that you both screw like you type," Barbie says.
"Are you sure you know what y…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've my virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Go Planeteers!"
"Go Planeteers!"
"Barbie, why are you looking at random binary code?" "I don’t even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head..."
"Barbie, why are you looking …
"I'm only creating the game," Barbie says, laughing. "Apparently I have to sleep with people to actually sell it, so I'm doing it for shits and giggles"
"I'm only creating the game,"…
After class, Steven and Brian follow Barbie into the library. "Need some help?" asks Brian. Barbie pauses and turns towards them. "You guys probably wear Guy Fawkes masks in your spare time, no fucking way. I'll fix this on my own."
After class, Steven and Brian…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh Yes!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
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"Hang on a minute," Skipper says, "let me make sure we can scan that drive first." She calls up her own trusted program and sees the infected drive. Barbie says, "can you clean it?" Yes, Skipper says, "but just in case I'll make sure my data is backed up. You can't be too careful when you don't know where something's been."
"Hang on a minute," Skipper s…
"I don't really need glasses I just thought it would help the narrative" Barbie said, hammering J and S repeatedly.
"I don't really need glasses …
My mobile app I developed is already making $5,000 every day in revenue! Soon it will be $20,000! Weeeeeeee!
My mobile app I developed is …
Local Vagrant HIGH FIVE
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Barbie lures the scientist into a sale by using the positive emotional trigger of her puppy playing outside. "Let her rationalize it with data later" Barbie mutters behind her smile.
Barbie lures the scientist in…
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R…
"Thanks guys, but I got the code working. The stuff you sent me gave me a seg fault."
"Thanks guys, but I got the c…
Babby makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Babby raises her hand. "Yes, Babby?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "How is Babby formed?" asks Babby. "How girl get computer engineer?"
Babby makes it to computer cl…
"Actually," offers Steven, "it's about ethics in gaming journalism."
"Actually," offers Steven, "i…
Barbie is reviewing Steven's code and finds a major bug allowing SQL injection. Barbie lets Steven know this. Steven says it all works fine on his machine.
Barbie is reviewing Steven's …
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