Feminist Hacker Barbie

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I love collaborating with oth…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Technically, it's 'our' game" Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's name on it in order to avoid legal issues..."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Susan's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Anything challenge cannot figure out, I will research and engineer the best solution.
Anything challenge cannot fig…
"Who's doing the illustration?" Barbie, who's intently step-debugging, looks up bleary-eyed "oh Paulo is", "he's so talented!" exclaimed Skipper. Barbie grimaced and muttered "yeah, luckily I wrote the shell script to batch convert all of his files — designers…" and got back to inspecting her breakpoint
"Who's doing the illustration…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to finish my designs, but Skipper's laptop crashed! I'm overloaded, would you please help me getting her homework back?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie, Steven, and Brian watch as the FBI barges into the library and arrests an indistinguishable Bay Area libertarian. "They'll never find out I'm the real DPR," Barbie thinks, inwardly laughing.
Barbie, Steven, and Brian wat…
"Oh, you did your analysis in SPSS," thought Grad Student Barbie, whispering "n00b" under her breath. Then she fired up R.
"Oh, you did your analysis in…
if (steve.upHigh()) barbie.highFive(steve);
if (steve.upHigh()) barbie.h…
"OH NOE's!", cried Skipper! "You mean to tell me that boys LIE when they say that they won't share my n00ds????"
"OH NOE's!", cried Skipper! …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm now polishing the design ideas," Barbie says, proudly, "You can join Steven and Brian in beta testing!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
“Don't distract her”, Brian says, “She's in Deep Hack Mode!”
“Don't distract her”, Brian s…
At computer class, Barbie presents her Robot Dog game. Unfortuantely, Mrs. Smith said that if one wants to add meaning to the world they need to go from Zero to One, not One to N. The market for robot dog apps is already oversaturated as it is.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
It looks like Morpheus has penetrated the mainframe. Time to lock and load!
It looks like Morpheus has pe…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Once it's ready, sure!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'm still working on the designs right now, but will start coding soon."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie quickly guessed the root password. "Damn, password123. Really? Oh well. Time to sudo rm -dfr / on the nfs mounts."
Barbie quickly guessed the ro…
Hold on, boys... I have that "fappening" folder here, somewhere...
Hold on, boys... I have that …
"You can't take my fanfics! I'll cut you! I'll cut you!"
"You can't take my fanfics! I…
Barbie hacks into the the CIA and NSA database clusters at the same time between classes. Ken and James report her to the local police while. Barbie threatens to doxx both of them on Reddit.
Barbie hacks into the the CIA…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Do you have a backup?" Ms. Smith asks. "Am I too close to your desk?" "WTF!?! Get the fuck outta here"
"If your computer gets a viru…
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Skipper clings her laptop, inconsolable. "What happened, Skip?" cries Barbie. "Someone said... my OS... is a POS!" exclaims Skipper.
Skipper clings her laptop, in…
Barbie proves she's a true engineer by wearing a shirt that matches the carpet
Barbie proves she's a true en…
Barbie tries to email her program files to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's not good!" says Barbie. She reboots the computer but nothing happens. "Could it be a virus, big sister?" asks Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her pro…
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