Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"OH NOE's!", cried Skipper! "You mean to tell me that boys LIE when they say that they won't share my n00ds????"
"OH NOE's!", cried Skipper! …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm now polishing the design ideas," Barbie says, proudly, "You can join Steven and Brian in beta testing!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
“Don't distract her”, Brian says, “She's in Deep Hack Mode!”
“Don't distract her”, Brian s…
At computer class, Barbie presents her Robot Dog game. Unfortuantely, Mrs. Smith said that if one wants to add meaning to the world they need to go from Zero to One, not One to N. The market for robot dog apps is already oversaturated as it is.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
It looks like Morpheus has penetrated the mainframe. Time to lock and load!
It looks like Morpheus has pe…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Once it's ready, sure!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'm still working on the designs right now, but will start coding soon."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie quickly guessed the root password. "Damn, password123. Really? Oh well. Time to sudo rm -dfr / on the nfs mounts."
Barbie quickly guessed the ro…
Hold on, boys... I have that "fappening" folder here, somewhere...
Hold on, boys... I have that …
"You can't take my fanfics! I'll cut you! I'll cut you!"
"You can't take my fanfics! I…
Barbie hacks into the the CIA and NSA database clusters at the same time between classes. Ken and James report her to the local police while. Barbie threatens to doxx both of them on Reddit.
Barbie hacks into the the CIA…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Do you have a backup?" Ms. Smith asks. "Am I too close to your desk?" "WTF!?! Get the fuck outta here"
"If your computer gets a viru…
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Skipper clings her laptop, inconsolable. "What happened, Skip?" cries Barbie. "Someone said... my OS... is a POS!" exclaims Skipper.
Skipper clings her laptop, in…
Barbie proves she's a true engineer by wearing a shirt that matches the carpet
Barbie proves she's a true en…
Barbie tries to email her program files to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's not good!" says Barbie. She reboots the computer but nothing happens. "Could it be a virus, big sister?" asks Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her pro…
All my years writing code have given me a good understanding of our Platforms capabilities. I know my developers appreciate a well written and accurate functional spec based on our customers' requirements.
All my years writing code hav…
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job" says Barbie. "With me, we can do it in seven."
"Never send a boy to do a wom…
The class did their best to ignore Chad, who had been popping his collar and gelling his hair ever since he did a placement at Deloitte.
The class did their best to i…
Great, another Anonymous idiot trying to hack my computer believing that they are doing a "good thing" for the Internet when in fact we all know they are basement dwelling turbo nerds that need to be wiped off the face of the earth...
Great, another Anonymous idio…
"I'm only creating the game," Barbie says, laughing. "Apparently I have to sleep with everyone to sell it, so I'm doing it for shits and giggles"
"I'm only creating the game,"…
"I've run through the program and it all works great!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And no glitches showed up?" "I've tested everything," says Steven. "Now let's launch this thing!"
"I've run through the program…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only in the design creation stage," Barbie says, laughing, "It'll take me a few weeks to code the program and turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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