Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

OMG! LOL! WTF you guys are planning. This piece of shit you have implemented with SOAP is so 90s. Let me implement proper front-end with Node.JS and back-end with JSON-services and killer game will be ready within day!
OMG! LOL! WTF you guys are pl…
"All the participations for the brand actions embedded in this mission are expired!" Barbie cried. "Why the fuck was the duration set to 14 days?"
"All the participations for t…
"Ours is a cruel, godless universe whose only law is the inevitability of entropy. Let march forward into nothingness together," Skipper intoned flatly, eyes focused on nothing in particular. "Oh God, Skipper, did Menard's PK get to you, too?" sobbed Barbie.
"Ours is a cruel, godless uni…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie tries to reboot the computer herself but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Ours is a cruel, godless universe whose only law is the inevitability of entropy. Let march forward into nothingness together," Skipper intoned flatly, eyes focused on nothing in particular "Oh God, Skipper, did Menard's PK get to you, too?" sobbed Barbie.
"Ours is a cruel, godless uni…
"No, Steve, I do not want to see your donkey video again."
"No, Steve, I do not want to …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, and Steven replies back. "I've discussed these logos with the team and they're not quite what we wanted. We want it to look like a startup logo. I asked the team for colors we came up with orange, lime green, and magenta. Can't wait to see what you come up with next, Barbie! I know you can give us a logo that everyone likes."
Barbie tries to email her des…
I love collaborating with other programmers to make something awesome!
I love collaborating with oth…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Technically, it's 'our' game" Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's name on it in order to avoid legal issues..."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Susan's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Anything challenge cannot figure out, I will research and engineer the best solution.
Anything challenge cannot fig…
"Who's doing the illustration?" Barbie, who's intently step-debugging, looks up bleary-eyed "oh Paulo is", "he's so talented!" exclaimed Skipper. Barbie grimaced and muttered "yeah, luckily I wrote the shell script to batch convert all of his files — designers…" and got back to inspecting her breakpoint
"Who's doing the illustration…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to finish my designs, but Skipper's laptop crashed! I'm overloaded, would you please help me getting her homework back?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie, Steven, and Brian watch as the FBI barges into the library and arrests an indistinguishable Bay Area libertarian. "They'll never find out I'm the real DPR," Barbie thinks, inwardly laughing.
Barbie, Steven, and Brian wat…
"Oh, you did your analysis in SPSS," thought Grad Student Barbie, whispering "n00b" under her breath. Then she fired up R.
"Oh, you did your analysis in…
if (steve.upHigh()) barbie.highFive(steve);
if (steve.upHigh()) barbie.h…
"OH NOE's!", cried Skipper! "You mean to tell me that boys LIE when they say that they won't share my n00ds????"
"OH NOE's!", cried Skipper! …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm now polishing the design ideas," Barbie says, proudly, "You can join Steven and Brian in beta testing!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
“Don't distract her”, Brian says, “She's in Deep Hack Mode!”
“Don't distract her”, Brian s…
At computer class, Barbie presents her Robot Dog game. Unfortuantely, Mrs. Smith said that if one wants to add meaning to the world they need to go from Zero to One, not One to N. The market for robot dog apps is already oversaturated as it is.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
It looks like Morpheus has penetrated the mainframe. Time to lock and load!
It looks like Morpheus has pe…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Once it's ready, sure!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'm still working on the designs right now, but will start coding soon."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie quickly guessed the root password. "Damn, password123. Really? Oh well. Time to sudo rm -dfr / on the nfs mounts."
Barbie quickly guessed the ro…
Hold on, boys... I have that "fappening" folder here, somewhere...
Hold on, boys... I have that …
"You can't take my fanfics! I'll cut you! I'll cut you!"
"You can't take my fanfics! I…
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