Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Pretend that I was a big help to you, Barbie!" begged Steven. "My fragile man ego requires no less!"
"Pretend that I was a big hel…
Bingus, I need help!
Bingus, I need help!
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Bingus's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie puts her pussy in ken dick and ken sand let me lick it so ken is lick barbie pussy so hard
When Barbie puts her pussy in…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Shut the fuck up, Steven.” says Barbie. "Steven, if you can do anything it would be leaving right now. You’re distracting my badass coding." "Sure!" says Steven. "Come on, Brian!”
"It will go faster if Brian a…
I am the best
I am the best
"This picture of a genetically-engineered dog outside of our house is so cool. Wait...Barbie, have you been stealing specialized genetic equipment again? You JUST left juvie!" says Skipper.
"This picture of a geneticall…
"Steve, what are you doing to my computer?" says Barbie. "Helping!" says Steve. He continues trying to unplug the computer. "Oh nononono, here, um, go play with this pretty circle." says Barbie hurriedly.
"Steve, what are you doing to…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "In the Captain's defense, Commanders can actually be a Captain of a ship" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I'm literally in love with your videos! Disney history is a big love of mine and you find little parts of it that aren't in the documentaries so these are just perfect! Thank you!"
"I'm literally in love with y…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and MrBeast in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Ohio Final Boss. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Ohio Final Boss. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Shrek is love, Shrek is Life
Shrek is love, Shrek is Life
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS UGLY
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS U…
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS UGLY
STEVEN IS HANDSOME BRIAN IS U…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Raquelle's and Teresa's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Raquelle's and Teresa's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"stop clicking on stupid fucking links" Says Barbie. "But, I wanted to see boobs" replied Steven. Barbie sighed "Now I have to reimage your computer". Brian asked if the disk was going to erase the viruses so they can go back to watching YouTube in the office. Barbie left.
"stop clicking on stupid fuck…
Aft er class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
Aft er class, Barbie meets wi…
"Acad reading is stressful, lets relax by reading news articles on how screwed PH is with its government."
"Acad reading is stressful, l…
At school, Barbie is showered with disappointment towards her output in class. “It’s 2023!” Her classmate exclaimed. “We don’t use flash! Its been dead for years!” Barbie’s Professor commented.
At school, Barbie is showered…
"What the fuck is this, Skipper?" Barbie says after a short look at the screen. "You can't just stick everything into one Game class like this", she sighs. "Stupid Monogame," she adds. "I told you we should've gone with Unity."
"What the fuck is this, Skipp…
Well, you have actually gone and done it. Somehow, even the bootloader is broken. When did you buy this thing, 2000? I'll have to use this CD to recover it, because of course you fried the one USB port by trying to charge your Switch off of it...
Well, you have actually gone …
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