Feminist Hacker Barbie

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When Barbie runs her proof automation on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "It couldn't prove the Riemann hypothesis. Gosh, research is hard, maybe I should start with something more tractable." "I thought I was going to be famous overnight!" cries Skipper. "Now I'll have to find some tractable theorems to prove!"
When Barbie runs her proof au…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to generate a proof of the Reimann hypothesis later." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Is it AGI?" "Oh, no, you've been reading too many sensational news articles about AI," Barbie says, laughing, "AGI is a nonsense concept, but my robot dog can help you prove theorems!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I've rewritten Skipper's for loops using catamorphisms!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And the generators as well?" "Yes, as anamorphisms" says Barbie. "Now let's look at the correctness guarantees this gives us!"
"I've rewritten Skipper's for…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and finds her entire program annotated with pre-conditions and post-conditions! "You found and fixed my bug!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You fixed my program and proved it correct!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If recursion and induction are analogous, is it possible to write inductive proofs inside of a programming language?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I wrote an interpreter for a functional programming language. Wanna check it out?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off! I can do it by myself." says Barbie. "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off! I can do it by myself." says Barbie. "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
“Well it isn’t bad for your first attempts at furry art.” Skipper cheerfully stated.
“Well it isn’t bad for your f…
"I'm only creating both the design and I can also turn it into a ream game" Barbie says, laughing. “I will let me friends to play this game“
"I'm only creating both the d…
Lord Nikon said, "Look, even if you had the passwords, it'll take you ten minutes to get in, and you've still gotta find the files, man, I mean, the cops will have you in... five minutes." "Oh wow, we are fried," sighed Cereal Killer. Barbie replied, "Never send a boy to do a woman's job. With me, we can do it in seven."
Lord Nikon said, "Look, even …
"Pretend that I was a big help to you, Barbie!" begged Steven. "My fragile man ego requires no less!"
"Pretend that I was a big hel…
Bingus, I need help!
Bingus, I need help!
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Bingus's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie puts her pussy in ken dick and ken sand let me lick it so ken is lick barbie pussy so hard
When Barbie puts her pussy in…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Shut the fuck up, Steven.” says Barbie. "Steven, if you can do anything it would be leaving right now. You’re distracting my badass coding." "Sure!" says Steven. "Come on, Brian!”
"It will go faster if Brian a…
I am the best
I am the best
"This picture of a genetically-engineered dog outside of our house is so cool. Wait...Barbie, have you been stealing specialized genetic equipment again? You JUST left juvie!" says Skipper.
"This picture of a geneticall…
"Steve, what are you doing to my computer?" says Barbie. "Helping!" says Steve. He continues trying to unplug the computer. "Oh nononono, here, um, go play with this pretty circle." says Barbie hurriedly.
"Steve, what are you doing to…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "In the Captain's defense, Commanders can actually be a Captain of a ship" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I'm literally in love with your videos! Disney history is a big love of mine and you find little parts of it that aren't in the documentaries so these are just perfect! Thank you!"
"I'm literally in love with y…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and MrBeast in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Ohio Final Boss. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
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