Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Steven and Brian are too busy arguing about how to format emails to write any code," Barbie says, laughing. "They'll need my help to turn this project into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian are too bus…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big bug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "We installed antivirus software on the library computers last week. We'll have to add an exception for your CD-ROM." "Will you now?" Barbie laughed. She began furiously typing on the keyboard. Steven and Brian looked on in awe as Barbie authored a zero-day privilege escalation, deleted the antivirus software and inserted her CD-ROM. "Empire - 319 modules loaded", the screen read. Barbie chuckled. "Sounds like I don't need either of you".
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie finds herself banned from Reddit and facing a vicious stream of abuse on Twitter after expressing her support for JK Rowling.
Barbie finds herself banned f…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "But I'm only in the design stage!," Barbie says, laughing.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure! Just wait for the CI system to push my latest changes to production"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie is so smart, she can work on 3 computers at the same time. Of course! She is a woman!
Barbie is so smart, she can w…
I'm only securing funds from VCs. I outsource coding to Eastern Europe and India.
I'm only securing funds from …
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll wiggle my boobies in front of Steven a little and he'll write the code!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Aw shucks," Barbie says, laughing, "That's just Steven's concept art. I've just finished coding up the physics engine. Its just boxes and balls at the moment!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Other than porting architectures and Rustifying the usual C headers from the manufacturer, Rust has been an absolute breath of fresh air when working on reliable, memory constrained systems. I keep running to the disassembler to make sure that my high level code don't force the compiler to do something stupid but have yet to find anything that required I scale back my abstractions back to C levels.
Other than porting architectu…
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
I’d just like to interject fo…
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A BLACK PERSON HERE
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A BLACK PER…
"I got started with making games in Scratch"
"I got started with making ga…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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Ay the gloop go off?? I yoink it til my splurg go off?
Ay the gloop go off?? I yoink…
"Oh, no!" Barbie says, laughing. "Ken pushed his API to a public GitHub repo! I better give him a call..."
"Oh, no!" Barbie says, laughi…
After standup, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "It'll just be a few more minutes before I'm finished reviewing your PRs. I'm requesting some changes since the ClosetInventoryService is tightly coupled to the DreamHouseRepository but this can easily be fixed with dependency injection!"
After standup, Barbie meets w…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Dr. Smith, the professor. "I tried to automatically prove the Riemann hypothesis last night," says Barbie, "but my tool couldn't do it. I was thinking maybe research just isn't for me?" Dr. Smith laughed. "Barbie, you're doing just great. Why don't you start with a theorem for which there already exists a paper proof?"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
When Barbie runs her proof automation on Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "It couldn't prove the Riemann hypothesis. Gosh, research is hard, maybe I should start with something more tractable." "I thought I was going to be famous overnight!" cries Skipper. "Now I'll have to find some tractable theorems to prove!"
When Barbie runs her proof au…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to generate a proof of the Reimann hypothesis later." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Is it AGI?" "Oh, no, you've been reading too many sensational news articles about AI," Barbie says, laughing, "AGI is a nonsense concept, but my robot dog can help you prove theorems!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I've rewritten Skipper's for loops using catamorphisms!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And the generators as well?" "Yes, as anamorphisms" says Barbie. "Now let's look at the correctness guarantees this gives us!"
"I've rewritten Skipper's for…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and finds her entire program annotated with pre-conditions and post-conditions! "You found and fixed my bug!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You fixed my program and proved it correct!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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