Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

So yeah… the Json-C library deletes crucial build files when you run ‘make distclean’ in its folder. Awesome work, guys. Truly...
So yeah… the Json-C library d…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to make it about ethics in video game journalism!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"High five if you love Edward Kim bara!" exclaimed Barbie. Steve's hand connected, and their secret pact was forged.
"High five if you love Edward…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?", asks the teacher Ms. Smith. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you've lost?", asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper. "I just discovered a critical server that's out of scope for my pentest. I wish it were in scope, because it's more wide open than the Chargers' defensive line last week."
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"Very good, class! Now, repeat after me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
"Very good, class! Now, repe…
"Brian's dead and the Education Police are sweeping the classroom's looking for me," Steve panted. Maurice knew Barbie's response. "You're just as useful to me dead as you are alive, but get the fuck out of here I'm SWATting Ms. Smith and don't need you fucking this up too." Barbie did not even look at Steve or the blood on his hands.
"Brian's dead and the Educati…
(defun compute-move (game piece-vals depth-limit) (let* ;; make the alpha/beta better/worse than losing/winning ((alpha (make-path-value :value -50000 :path nil)) (beta (make-path-value :value 50000 :path nil)) (next-mover (game-player-turn game)) (result (if (eq next-mover 2) (alpha-beta game nil 0 depth-limit alpha beta nil piece-vals 0) (alpha-beta game nil 0 depth-limit alpha beta T piece-vals 0)))) ;; (format t "The path found is: ~s ~%" (path-value-path result)) (first (path-value-path result))))
(defun compute-move (game pie…
Brian - "I can't believe it, Steve; That girl's standing over there, and you're telling him about our back doors?" / Steve - "MISTER POTATO HEAD! MISTER POTATO HEAD! Backdoors are not secrets!" / Brian - "Yea, but Steve, you're giving away all our best tricks!" / Steve - "THEY'RE NOT TRICKS"
Brian - "I can't believe it, …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven - it would be super helpful if you could go whip something up in the kitchen. I'm starving! And Brian, please keep your hands off my machine and use that pink toy which baffling has a CD drive."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Can I borrow your anti-virus software, Steven?" asks Barbie." "Sure!" says Steven, "I've got one more install left on my license." "That reminds me,"says Barbie, "We should really buy the company version, so that when our start-up launches, we can protect our entire network, even if we hire more people."
"Can I borrow your anti-virus…
"And who can tell me what the computational complexity of this algorithm is?" asks Ms. Smith. "It's O(n^2)!" shouts the collar-popped douchebro in the back. Barbie rolls her eyes. "It's O(n log n)."
"And who can tell me what the…
"You noobs, do you even lift? I'm hacking both your computers and hacked your bank accounts with Excel."
"You noobs, do you even lift?…
"Lo siento barbie, no puedes ser Programadora" dice Steven. "¿porque?" Pregunta Barbie. "Porque las informáticas mujeres son unas putas gordas, depresivas, emos, tragonas, feas, que no se las come ni el oxido" responde Steven
"Lo siento barbie, no puedes …
"Your puppy facade hides the servo motors well," says Skipper. "Thanks," Barbie says laughing, "but I still need to find a way to mount the dual Barrett-50 calibre rifles to take down Steven's and Brian's bot!"
"Your puppy facade hides the …
"Hey Barbie, we're going to Dave & Busters." said Steven. "Wanna come?" Barbie pulls up Jira on her computer, "It's only 2pm and we have a lot of unfinished tasks that needs ton be finished before the end of the sprint, if you look-" "Okay see ya Barbie!"
"Hey Barbie, we're going…
"Brian, the function you wrote caused a segmentation fault," said Barbie. "I'm trying to debug it now, but your variable names are all so nebulous! And where's your documentation?" Steven starts to laugh. "Come on, Brian," he says. "Just because we're on a tight deadline doesn't mean we can get sloppy.
"Brian, the function you wrot…
steven miro a la distancia, mas alla de la mesa de la ambidiestra barbie, se encontraba la mujer de sus sueños, es una lastima que nunca podran estar juntos.
steven miro a la distancia, m…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "Can you teach me how to code so I can fix my own computer next time, Barbie? Please, please?" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
asd
asd
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Go fuck yourself," said Barbie, shutting down these thirsty ass trash boys in a hurry, "I'm a computer engineer I know what I'm doing. "Such a Sarkeesian," said Brian while checking out the MRA forums. "Gamergate is just dry dick boys whining about women," said Barbie, fixing the problem quicker than either of these nitwits could have. "Actually," retorted Steven, "It's about ethics in..." (cont.)
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can we use regular expressions?" asks Barbie. Ms. Smith sighs.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie tells Skipper, "Sometimes Quora and the Unity forums include solutions made by people who don't know what they're talking about. You can look up class definitions in the documentation!"
Barbie tells Skipper, "Someti…
"I'm going to put my full stack JS WebGL source on this github repo," Barbie says, laughing. "I bet Steven and Brian wouldn't mind picking up some feature issues during the HTML5 API game hackathon this weekend!"
"I'm going to put my full sta…
more (171 pages)