Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Brian's dead and the Education Police are sweeping the classroom's looking for me," Steve panted. Maurice knew Barbie's response. "You're just as useful to me dead as you are alive, but get the fuck out of here I'm SWATting Ms. Smith and don't need you fucking this up too." Barbie did not even look at Steve or the blood on his hands.
"Brian's dead and the Educati…
(defun compute-move (game piece-vals depth-limit) (let* ;; make the alpha/beta better/worse than losing/winning ((alpha (make-path-value :value -50000 :path nil)) (beta (make-path-value :value 50000 :path nil)) (next-mover (game-player-turn game)) (result (if (eq next-mover 2) (alpha-beta game nil 0 depth-limit alpha beta nil piece-vals 0) (alpha-beta game nil 0 depth-limit alpha beta T piece-vals 0)))) ;; (format t "The path found is: ~s ~%" (path-value-path result)) (first (path-value-path result))))
(defun compute-move (game pie…
Brian - "I can't believe it, Steve; That girl's standing over there, and you're telling him about our back doors?" / Steve - "MISTER POTATO HEAD! MISTER POTATO HEAD! Backdoors are not secrets!" / Brian - "Yea, but Steve, you're giving away all our best tricks!" / Steve - "THEY'RE NOT TRICKS"
Brian - "I can't believe it, …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven - it would be super helpful if you could go whip something up in the kitchen. I'm starving! And Brian, please keep your hands off my machine and use that pink toy which baffling has a CD drive."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Can I borrow your anti-virus software, Steven?" asks Barbie." "Sure!" says Steven, "I've got one more install left on my license." "That reminds me,"says Barbie, "We should really buy the company version, so that when our start-up launches, we can protect our entire network, even if we hire more people."
"Can I borrow your anti-virus…
"And who can tell me what the computational complexity of this algorithm is?" asks Ms. Smith. "It's O(n^2)!" shouts the collar-popped douchebro in the back. Barbie rolls her eyes. "It's O(n log n)."
"And who can tell me what the…
"You noobs, do you even lift? I'm hacking both your computers and hacked your bank accounts with Excel."
"You noobs, do you even lift?…
"Lo siento barbie, no puedes ser Programadora" dice Steven. "¿porque?" Pregunta Barbie. "Porque las informáticas mujeres son unas putas gordas, depresivas, emos, tragonas, feas, que no se las come ni el oxido" responde Steven
"Lo siento barbie, no puedes …
"Your puppy facade hides the servo motors well," says Skipper. "Thanks," Barbie says laughing, "but I still need to find a way to mount the dual Barrett-50 calibre rifles to take down Steven's and Brian's bot!"
"Your puppy facade hides the …
"Hey Barbie, we're going to Dave & Busters." said Steven. "Wanna come?" Barbie pulls up Jira on her computer, "It's only 2pm and we have a lot of unfinished tasks that needs ton be finished before the end of the sprint, if you look-" "Okay see ya Barbie!"
"Hey Barbie, we're going…
"Brian, the function you wrote caused a segmentation fault," said Barbie. "I'm trying to debug it now, but your variable names are all so nebulous! And where's your documentation?" Steven starts to laugh. "Come on, Brian," he says. "Just because we're on a tight deadline doesn't mean we can get sloppy.
"Brian, the function you wrot…
steven miro a la distancia, mas alla de la mesa de la ambidiestra barbie, se encontraba la mujer de sus sueños, es una lastima que nunca podran estar juntos.
steven miro a la distancia, m…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "Can you teach me how to code so I can fix my own computer next time, Barbie? Please, please?" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Go fuck yourself," said Barbie, shutting down these thirsty ass trash boys in a hurry, "I'm a computer engineer I know what I'm doing. "Such a Sarkeesian," said Brian while checking out the MRA forums. "Gamergate is just dry dick boys whining about women," said Barbie, fixing the problem quicker than either of these nitwits could have. "Actually," retorted Steven, "It's about ethics in..." (cont.)
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can we use regular expressions?" asks Barbie. Ms. Smith sighs.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie tells Skipper, "Sometimes Quora and the Unity forums include solutions made by people who don't know what they're talking about. You can look up class definitions in the documentation!"
Barbie tells Skipper, "Someti…
"I'm going to put my full stack JS WebGL source on this github repo," Barbie says, laughing. "I bet Steven and Brian wouldn't mind picking up some feature issues during the HTML5 API game hackathon this weekend!"
"I'm going to put my full sta…
"Hi Barbie!" said Steven. "Can we ask you a quick question?" "Put it in Trello!!!" snapped Barbie.
"Hi Barbie!" said Steven. "Ca…
Brian had the CD and was ready for Ricky to make a distraction. Ricky has popped his collar and will soon start browsing non-education-board-approved content on the Internet, which Ms. Smith will administer a harsh punishment for in the hall. He bided his time. Barbie was finishing the schematics for a fragmentation grenade that even Steve could understand.
Brian had the CD and was read…
"WTF I can't even load the damn admin-panel" Steven complained in Slack. "Uh oh," thought Barbie, "I really hope prod is ok..." "Is is in production or on your VM?" she asked. "My VM! I get Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'Exception' with message 'compile_dir "Framework/src/framework/serpent/compiledAdmin/" does not exist.'" Steven replied. "Did you run install_env?" She asked. "Lemme come give you a high five" Steven replied sheepishly.
"WTF I can't even load the da…
Barbie is shown here "live coding" an app which takes input from a webcam. The boys poise for a selfie. Typing away, she improvises effects in real time. Any kind of effects imaginable, for she has ultimate control over the pixels, and her app, as well as the boys.
Barbie is shown here "live co…
"Seed this malware into the supply chain," says Barbie, "and when it makes its way to the uranium enrichment plant the 9,000 centrifuges will be irreparably destroyed."
"Seed this malware into the s…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Not yet. First I need to make some design edits and finish coding my prototype of the game for another round of research" Barbie says.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Barbie tells Skipper, 'Sometimes Quora and the Unity forums include solutions made by people who don't know what they're talking about. You can loop up the class definitions in the documentation!'"
"Barbie tells Skipper, 'Somet…
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