Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your puppy facade hides the servo motors well," says Skipper. "Thanks," Barbie says laughing, "but I still need to find a way to mount the dual Barrett-50 calibre rifles to take down Steven's and Brian's bot!"
"Your puppy facade hides the …
"Hey Barbie, we're going to Dave & Busters." said Steven. "Wanna come?" Barbie pulls up Jira on her computer, "It's only 2pm and we have a lot of unfinished tasks that needs ton be finished before the end of the sprint, if you look-" "Okay see ya Barbie!"
"Hey Barbie, we're going…
"Brian, the function you wrote caused a segmentation fault," said Barbie. "I'm trying to debug it now, but your variable names are all so nebulous! And where's your documentation?" Steven starts to laugh. "Come on, Brian," he says. "Just because we're on a tight deadline doesn't mean we can get sloppy.
"Brian, the function you wrot…
steven miro a la distancia, mas alla de la mesa de la ambidiestra barbie, se encontraba la mujer de sus sueños, es una lastima que nunca podran estar juntos.
steven miro a la distancia, m…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "Can you teach me how to code so I can fix my own computer next time, Barbie? Please, please?" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Go fuck yourself," said Barbie, shutting down these thirsty ass trash boys in a hurry, "I'm a computer engineer I know what I'm doing. "Such a Sarkeesian," said Brian while checking out the MRA forums. "Gamergate is just dry dick boys whining about women," said Barbie, fixing the problem quicker than either of these nitwits could have. "Actually," retorted Steven, "It's about ethics in..." (cont.)
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can we use regular expressions?" asks Barbie. Ms. Smith sighs.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Barbie tells Skipper, "Sometimes Quora and the Unity forums include solutions made by people who don't know what they're talking about. You can look up class definitions in the documentation!"
Barbie tells Skipper, "Someti…
"I'm going to put my full stack JS WebGL source on this github repo," Barbie says, laughing. "I bet Steven and Brian wouldn't mind picking up some feature issues during the HTML5 API game hackathon this weekend!"
"I'm going to put my full sta…
"Hi Barbie!" said Steven. "Can we ask you a quick question?" "Put it in Trello!!!" snapped Barbie.
"Hi Barbie!" said Steven. "Ca…
Brian had the CD and was ready for Ricky to make a distraction. Ricky has popped his collar and will soon start browsing non-education-board-approved content on the Internet, which Ms. Smith will administer a harsh punishment for in the hall. He bided his time. Barbie was finishing the schematics for a fragmentation grenade that even Steve could understand.
Brian had the CD and was read…
"WTF I can't even load the damn admin-panel" Steven complained in Slack. "Uh oh," thought Barbie, "I really hope prod is ok..." "Is is in production or on your VM?" she asked. "My VM! I get Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'Exception' with message 'compile_dir "Framework/src/framework/serpent/compiledAdmin/" does not exist.'" Steven replied. "Did you run install_env?" She asked. "Lemme come give you a high five" Steven replied sheepishly.
"WTF I can't even load the da…
Barbie is shown here "live coding" an app which takes input from a webcam. The boys poise for a selfie. Typing away, she improvises effects in real time. Any kind of effects imaginable, for she has ultimate control over the pixels, and her app, as well as the boys.
Barbie is shown here "live co…
"Seed this malware into the supply chain," says Barbie, "and when it makes its way to the uranium enrichment plant the 9,000 centrifuges will be irreparably destroyed."
"Seed this malware into the s…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Not yet. First I need to make some design edits and finish coding my prototype of the game for another round of research" Barbie says.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Barbie tells Skipper, 'Sometimes Quora and the Unity forums include solutions made by people who don't know what they're talking about. You can loop up the class definitions in the documentation!'"
"Barbie tells Skipper, 'Somet…
"Hey Barbie, let me hack that for you. I know how you ladies have a hard time with math and logic" scoffed Brian, a noted redditor. "Shoosh, boytoy" said Barbie. "Don't worry your pretty little head about hacking white supremacist capitalist patriarchy, I know you boys have a hard time with that sort of stuff".
"Hey Barbie, let me hack that…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They're all in the spec I uploaded to GitHub just yesterday!"
"I'm only creating the design…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I need to create a GUI using Visual Basic to see if I can track an IP address. Can you help me?" And that's when Steven and Brian realized Barbie had watched a few too many episodes of CSI.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Skipper grasped her computer, squealing at the top of her lungs "OH MY GAWWWD GABRIEL IS SO CUTE!!!" Barbie, a closet Noise fanboy, nearly fainted at Skipper's pleb outburst.
Skipper grasped her computer,…
Skipper inconsolable, Barbie meets with her anarchist friends Steve and Brian who are at work plugging cables into an unpowered monitor. "Cut that shit out, upload this virus to one of the teachers workstations and the worm will DOS the grading system. Maybe we will be free for a single day," Barbie barked.
Skipper inconsolable, Barbie …
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Skipper, I told you to stop having silk road packages delivered to the house!", quipped Barbie "I'm sorry, Sis!", said Skipper "Here, lets get on MLS search and find a house for sale that we can use as a dummy address for your packages. Foreclosures usually work the best" "You're the best big sister EVER!"
"Skipper, I told you to stop …
Barbie makes it to computer ready to learn. When the teacher asks a question, Barbie is the first to raise her hand to answer.
Barbie makes it to computer r…
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