Feminist Hacker Barbie

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The education system destroyed and all the young minds finally liberated, Skipper quickly caught up on her own learning without the shackles of intellectual tyranny. She made a visualizer that showed weak spots in the welding barbie did for the riot gear. "I created my own detection method using normalized data from thousands of freely available images!". Barbie had victory in her heart and sweet dittany in her blood.
The education system destroye…
"It will go faster if Brian stops surfing porn and checks in his code," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you run a new build?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer is a piece of crap, but if I overclock it, it might just be able to handle my awesome code."
"It will go faster if Brian s…
“Boy, boys!”, complained Barbie. “How many times have I told you about thread safety?” “But we don't have a pink multicore machine like you,” whined Brian. “Idiot!”, snarled Barbie, “you need synchronised methods on a uniprocessor as well!”
“Boy, boys!”, complained Barb…
Barbie eagerly sits down for her first hardware class. She can't wait to learn about the mysterious inner workings of the computers that she and her friends use every day. “HERRO CRASS,” screeches the teacher like a drowining cat. “DO YOU SEE NUMBERS ON THE SCREEN? THIS RANGUAGE IS CALL BINARY. JERO ONE JERO JERO JERO JERO...” “God dammit,” sighs Barbie.
Barbie eagerly sits down for …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Ugh I can't believe that Brian downloaded another corrupted file! I thought I told him to leave my laptop alone?"
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Estoy feliz, descubrí que solo puedo usar el PC para Stalkear las novias de mis ex" dice Barbie. "Excelente! ahora actúa como una mujer bonita normal y solo chatea con hombres por plata" dice Steven. "¿Como tu Steven?" pregunta Barbie. "Exacto, como yo. Vamos y te clavo"
"Estoy feliz, descubrí que so…
Imma fucking break this CD right in yo face boy!
Imma fucking break this CD ri…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer. Thank god one of us can use technology - and that I can do my algebraic topology with a pencil!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Why am I eating this banana? this dog looks better... #freelucky
Why am I eating this banana? …
So yeah… the Json-C library deletes crucial build files when you run ‘make distclean’ in its folder. Awesome work, guys. Truly...
So yeah… the Json-C library d…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to make it about ethics in video game journalism!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"High five if you love Edward Kim bara!" exclaimed Barbie. Steve's hand connected, and their secret pact was forged.
"High five if you love Edward…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?", asks the teacher Ms. Smith. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you've lost?", asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper. "I just discovered a critical server that's out of scope for my pentest. I wish it were in scope, because it's more wide open than the Chargers' defensive line last week."
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"Very good, class! Now, repeat after me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
"Very good, class! Now, repe…
"Brian's dead and the Education Police are sweeping the classroom's looking for me," Steve panted. Maurice knew Barbie's response. "You're just as useful to me dead as you are alive, but get the fuck out of here I'm SWATting Ms. Smith and don't need you fucking this up too." Barbie did not even look at Steve or the blood on his hands.
"Brian's dead and the Educati…
(defun compute-move (game piece-vals depth-limit) (let* ;; make the alpha/beta better/worse than losing/winning ((alpha (make-path-value :value -50000 :path nil)) (beta (make-path-value :value 50000 :path nil)) (next-mover (game-player-turn game)) (result (if (eq next-mover 2) (alpha-beta game nil 0 depth-limit alpha beta nil piece-vals 0) (alpha-beta game nil 0 depth-limit alpha beta T piece-vals 0)))) ;; (format t "The path found is: ~s ~%" (path-value-path result)) (first (path-value-path result))))
(defun compute-move (game pie…
Brian - "I can't believe it, Steve; That girl's standing over there, and you're telling him about our back doors?" / Steve - "MISTER POTATO HEAD! MISTER POTATO HEAD! Backdoors are not secrets!" / Brian - "Yea, but Steve, you're giving away all our best tricks!" / Steve - "THEY'RE NOT TRICKS"
Brian - "I can't believe it, …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven - it would be super helpful if you could go whip something up in the kitchen. I'm starving! And Brian, please keep your hands off my machine and use that pink toy which baffling has a CD drive."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Can I borrow your anti-virus software, Steven?" asks Barbie." "Sure!" says Steven, "I've got one more install left on my license." "That reminds me,"says Barbie, "We should really buy the company version, so that when our start-up launches, we can protect our entire network, even if we hire more people."
"Can I borrow your anti-virus…
"And who can tell me what the computational complexity of this algorithm is?" asks Ms. Smith. "It's O(n^2)!" shouts the collar-popped douchebro in the back. Barbie rolls her eyes. "It's O(n log n)."
"And who can tell me what the…
"You noobs, do you even lift? I'm hacking both your computers and hacked your bank accounts with Excel."
"You noobs, do you even lift?…
"Lo siento barbie, no puedes ser Programadora" dice Steven. "¿porque?" Pregunta Barbie. "Porque las informáticas mujeres son unas putas gordas, depresivas, emos, tragonas, feas, que no se las come ni el oxido" responde Steven
"Lo siento barbie, no puedes …
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