Feminist Hacker Barbie

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At computer class, Barbie presents the trojan she designed. Ms. Smith is so shocked she doesn't know what to say. Barbie's horrific antisocial behavior ruined the day for millions! "I created a rootkit that displays this image of an annoying dog and prevents the dumbass that installed it from using the computer until they pay me the ransom!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Some people think that designing a game isn't as important as writing the code for it," Barbie says, laughing. "Isn't that silly? All the parts of making a game are equally important! We all have ways we can help create something amazing!"
"Some people think that desig…
Aha, that's how I got the virus Barbie exclaimed. The hackers used MS14-068: Vulnerability in Kerberos could allow elevation of privilege to install malware on my laptop.
Aha, that's how I got the vir…
"I'm glad you've finally decided to run Linux." says Barbie. "Thanks for helping me set-up the wifi!" says Steven. "Now let's get you set up with all graphics and 3D animation programs you'll need." says Barbie.
"I'm glad you've finally deci…
"Gracias hermana, ahora me seguiré desnudando para todos mis amigos en Skype" dice Skypper. "No es nada, ahora mira todo lo que te instalé: unas barras de herramientas para tu navegador, unos limpiadores de registro, y 15 antivirus que todos los días piden la tarjeta de crédito" Dijo Barbie
"Gracias hermana, ahora me se…
Barbie tries to read Steven's design, but realizes he is using an older version of the Design tool. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to modify the bytes in a hex viewer, both in binary mode and in text mode, in an attempt to get them to comply with her newer version of the software but nothing happens. "Looks like they need to update their software," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to read Steven's…
"Your robot puppy is badass," says Skipper. "Did you program and build it yourself?" "Fuck yeah I did," Barbie says, laughing, "Steven's and Brian are worthless."
"Your robot puppy is badass,"…
"I'm not much of a designer, I'm a programmer" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help design my ideas so I could turn it into a real game!"
"I'm not much of a designer, …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I fixed your computers again. Try to remember to install antivirus software this time."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need a good BM before I turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It's not quite ready yet," Barbie says, laughing. "But you can help me work on it if you want! I'm meeting Steven and Brian later to collaborate on the code - you could come with me!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I know you guys tried to send me your designs, but you guys forgot to compress the files and they got corrupted.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"So this is what the office printers were doing for five hours before someone found a way to make them stop? Someone is either in big trouble or has already quit."
"So this is what the office p…
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If you would round the floating point number at the last digit instead of truncating it, wouldn't this reduce the error?" "Good point, Barbie", responds Ms. Smith, "the error would indeed be smaller, however not substantially."
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes,…
Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
Angelheaded hipsters burning …
"I am your worst nightmare," Barbie says, laughing. "You all paid for this book thinking it was a Barbie you could give to your STEM-loving daughters!"
"I am your worst nightmare," …
"I'm writing the content engine now and also re-normalizing Steve's database, since its such a piece of crap. Also, Brian modified the EDMX file without telling anybody and checked in his code and now nobody can compile. The unit tests are failing and all the images are broken...sheesh, I feel like these guys would not be able to build a "hello world" if I wasn't here. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one here who actually understands the code and the rest of them are a bunch of copy-paste script kiddies...
"I'm writing the content engi…
"Skipper, have you been downloading old Miami Vice videos from Pirate Bay again? There's a giant folder called Tubbs that I didn't put here." asks Barbie. Skipper tries to look busy pouring herself some orange juice.
"Skipper, have you been downl…
"Why would you symlink default.target to reboot.target?" asked Barbie. "That's what rendered your laptops unbootable!" "You told us to when we asked you how to disable the sceensaver," Steven explains. "We just wanted to watch a movie without moving a mouse every five minutes," adds Brian.
"Why would you symlink defaul…
I just started my first freelance project, this guy wants a Facebook clone with Youtube functionality. He's willing to give me stock options as payment! I'm going to be so rich.
I just started my first freel…
"Oh this? It's just yogurt." Barbie paused briefly to take another bite. "I find it's nice to have a refreshing snack after fixing my overpaid boss's awful XSS-laden JavaScript, or else I'd probably snap." A faraway look enters her eyes as she absent-mindedly eats another bite.
"Oh this? It's just yogurt." …
"You can do it yourself, Barbie! Give it a shot!" says Brian
"You can do it yourself, Barb…
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the her office. "This is the last time I recover your files, you guys have to spend less time on your haircuts and more time on back-ups".
Barbie meets with Steven and …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Noob, do you even hack? The serial cable needs to be plugged into the coax converter and into the PTU port of the modem - send a FIN packet with a MTU of 54000 to throw off the HAXLAX IDS/IPD reader!
Noob, do you even hack? The s…
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