Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie tries to fuck her design to Knicjo, but suddenly her screen starts fucking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Nega try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a dick, big poopoo," says Nega
Barbie tries to fuck her desi…
Yo nigga why are you not doing my mom
Yo nigga why are you not doin…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims barbie "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Barbie's dead-eyed library stalkers looked off into the distance, making her uncomfortable. Barbie said: "fuck off, skrub."
Barbie's dead-eyed library st…
Barbie wrote a paper with her collaborators on how the methods used to do AGI and AI are impotent and practically intractable. Many Kens however are only interested in horses but knowledge about horses doesn't generalise to AI.
Barbie wrote a paper with her…
Barbie wrote a long paper with her collaborators on how the methods used to do AI are impotent and practically intractable. Many Kens however are only interested in horses and while that's OK knowledge about horses doesn't generalise to AI.
Barbie wrote a long paper wit…
It is especially troubling that more and more people are taking AI systems to be candidate models of human cog- nition, or even as replacements for humans.
It is especially troubling th…
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"I'm only creating the design ideas, setting up the build infrastructure and the source control, writing automated tests, programming the engine, scripting the game and creating assets" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to move all the tickets in Jira!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"In my Econ class, we're reading and writing about how institutions have shaped modern economies!" exclaims Steven. "Wow!" says Barbie. "In mine we're solving diff eqs to model those same processes!"
"In my Econ class, we're read…
Barbie makes it to numerical analysis class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I know simulations are valuable, but can we analytically establish basic properties like existence of a solution first?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to numerical …
Barbie almost doesn't notice Steven and Brian entering the room. "Hi you guys. I really don't have the time right now - I'm busy developing a payload for a new zero day-exploit."
Barbie almost doesn't notice …
Barbie realized she can't code
Barbie realized she can't code
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh good!" says Barbie. "I see you now have a proper antivirus software on your laptop which checks USB Drives automatically" "Yes, i will never lose my homework again!" says Skipper. "And all my music files are save, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll have to code it up next! Maybe I can find a team... Skipper how would you like to learn to code?"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "No way!" says Barbie, "I think the graphics driver I just updated is buggy, I'm rolling it back"
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic! I've got all of yours from your drive too!" says Barbie. "It's so much easier to work as a team"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It might go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks!" says Barbie. "I'll handle the gameplay code, Steven you can work on extra art assets, and Brian do you know much about networking?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I don't actually", says Brian.
"It might go faster if Brian …
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"I'm cleaning the data," Barbie laughs. "I'll teach Steven and Brian how to do the regex next time so they can clean too."
"I'm cleaning the data," Barb…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I read your identification strategy, I can't believe you're just doing TWFE and none of the new DiD estimators! Have you been living under a rock?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to send her patches upstream, but they insist on a pull-request workflow. "Why!" cries Barbie. "Gerrit is so much better!" Skipper sighs. "Not this again..." "Pull requests are so inefficient!" "Barbie, nobody cares." "Do they even want my patches? Because that's how you don't get my patches!" "Have some orange juice." "I just feel like we'll never get to anything approximating human civilization, when I see this kind of thing, you know?" "You just gotta except it. People like that octopus cat thing." "Don't get me started on the centralization of a service that was supposed to be inherently decentralized! Why even use git, if you're going to treat it like subversion anyway!" "Barbie, you can't change it, drink some orange juice and go chill in the dreamhouse." "I'm *Barbie*! You can't expect me to accept the ugliness of this world!" "That's it, no orange juice for you."
Barbie tries to send her patc…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Haha, that's a good one!" says Barbie. "I can't find the mouse," says Brian, clicking the air.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie shows the class how her Turing incomplete language can be used to build a game that probably terminates.
Barbie shows the class how he…
"It will go faster if Brian and "Steven, die
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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