Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Stop looking at porn, you fucking sickos!" says Barbie. "Go home if you need to fap. Unplug your filth-filled hard drive and step aside... I'm going to watch this Harry Potter DVD." Steven quickly interrupts, "Snape kills Dumbledore!"
"Stop looking at porn, you fu…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Barbie needs to catch a notorious cyber criminal. She decides to create a GUI interface in Visual Basic to see if she could track an IP address.
Barbie needs to catch a notor…
"She thinks I won't notice my OWN NAME on the notes she's holding", Barbie thought to herself angrily. "She can't steal my designs from me, I've spent too long on that FTL drive." Smiling as she walked away, she began plotting her next move. It would be hard to build a drive if Marie's particle accelerator had an...accident.
"She thinks I won't notice my…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. lol
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Oh no!" says Barbie. "The internet has become both our greatest acheivement and an eternal prison of awfulness" "I HATE YOU COMPUTER!" cries Skipper. "DON'T EVER LEAVE ME, COMPUTER!"
"Oh no!" says Barbie. "The i…
"It will go faster if you show Brian and I how to help," suggests Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if you sho…
"Spank me, Barbie!" Skipper said.
"Spank me, Barbie!" Skipper s…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I've found some errors in your script...so many that I have to have two workstations running to catch any glitches." "Oh, Can one of you adjust my monitor and bring me a coffee?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Als Nanami-chan haar kamer binnenloopt om even te kijken wat de paragraven op Anno Domino aan het doen zijn, staat zij voor een grote verassing! Haar zus is Yaoi anime aan het kijken op curnchyroll en springt verschrikt op. "NEEEEEEEE", krijst Laura.
Als Nanami-chan haar kamer bi…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Where is your part of the assignment? I already did the design and am doing the backend coding - the least you could do is finish the XML files."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Riiiiight," said Barbie. "You clown, just because some Estonian dude mailed you this DVD with 'Azure' inked on it in Sharpie doesn't mean it's legit. You dumb twat." "Fuck you!" smirked Steven. "I downloaded Windows Azure and burned it onto this DVD myself!" "Y'all ain't puttin' that disc in my swank pink RoG," warned David.
"Riiiiight," said Barbie. "Yo…
"Barbie, can you deploy our code to production?" Stephen asked. "On a Friday? Without pushing to stage first? And no JIRA ticket? Nice try, rock star."
"Barbie, can you deploy our c…
"It will go faster if you show Brian and I how to do it," suggests Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if you sho…
Barbie's Live Scribe Echo helps her record the seminar while her ginger stereotype classmate is blinded by the projector. Brad the douche asks why a computer scientist lecturer is wearing a lab coat.
Barbie's Live Scribe Echo hel…
Alice's filesystem has been corrupted the night before. Just as Barbie finishes restoring it with a Hex-editor, Alice hugs her Alienware rig, she finally can get back to her lengthy paper on ubiquitous next-gen firewall evasion.
Alice's filesystem has been c…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but it bounces. "God damn it!" says Barbie, "My upstream has been RBL'd again!". Barbie and Skipper try to mail abuse@ but nothing happens. "I've told you you should run your own MTA" says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Brian, let's boot the Tails Linux distro off my laptop to get around the Library censorship," Barbie said.
"Brian, let's boot the Tails …
Some versions of python are a bit weird, laughs barbie, and GIL related concurrency artefacts can be hard to track down!
Some versions of python are a…
Barbie checks her email from home before gong to work. "Years on the job and everyone still uses REPLY ALL! I really am working with a bunch of losers."
Barbie checks her email from …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "OMG guys," says Barbie. "it turns out that I can get Andy to do the designs and the code. So you two can go back to your yoga class I can get back to Facebook."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Check out this game I've been developing during the past few weeks.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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Launch codes accepted! High f…
"You found this on MediaGoblin?" says Skipper. "Yeah, it's this cool multi-media hosting platform where artists can share ideas without involving a giant corporation" Barbie says. "Sounds like a great place for all my ascii art!" says Skipper.
"You found this on MediaGobli…
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