Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Everyone thinks i'm eating plain yogurt" Said Barbie, laughing. "It's actually my second container of Haagen Das."
"Everyone thinks i'm eating p…
Laura duwt maxime richting de deur en smeekt, "Niet aan Tristan zeggen, hé?" Maxime zet een volle sprint in, pakt haar katana van haar rug en springt het dak van het huis op.
Laura duwt maxime richting de…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "When it's done. I need to code a proof of concept first before I can hire an artist to turn the design sketches into actual animations."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"What is Buck Cake?"
"What is Buck Cake?"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm still working on it," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need about six more nights to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Hurry, Barbie!" exclaimed Skipper. "The government agents will be here any minute. They cannot find out that you hacked into the Matrix!" Barbie's glossy pink lips parted in a smile. "Don't worry, Skipper. It's not like Agent Smith could ever believe a woman brought down the system!"
"Hurry, Barbie!" exclaimed Sk…
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"Stop looking at porn, you fucking sickos!" says Barbie. "Go home if you need to fap. Unplug your filth-filled hard drive and step aside... I'm going to watch this Harry Potter DVD." Steven quickly interrupts, "Snape kills Dumbledore!"
"Stop looking at porn, you fu…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Barbie needs to catch a notorious cyber criminal. She decides to create a GUI interface in Visual Basic to see if she could track an IP address.
Barbie needs to catch a notor…
"She thinks I won't notice my OWN NAME on the notes she's holding", Barbie thought to herself angrily. "She can't steal my designs from me, I've spent too long on that FTL drive." Smiling as she walked away, she began plotting her next move. It would be hard to build a drive if Marie's particle accelerator had an...accident.
"She thinks I won't notice my…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. lol
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Oh no!" says Barbie. "The internet has become both our greatest acheivement and an eternal prison of awfulness" "I HATE YOU COMPUTER!" cries Skipper. "DON'T EVER LEAVE ME, COMPUTER!"
"Oh no!" says Barbie. "The i…
"It will go faster if you show Brian and I how to help," suggests Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if you sho…
"Spank me, Barbie!" Skipper said.
"Spank me, Barbie!" Skipper s…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I've found some errors in your script...so many that I have to have two workstations running to catch any glitches." "Oh, Can one of you adjust my monitor and bring me a coffee?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Als Nanami-chan haar kamer binnenloopt om even te kijken wat de paragraven op Anno Domino aan het doen zijn, staat zij voor een grote verassing! Haar zus is Yaoi anime aan het kijken op curnchyroll en springt verschrikt op. "NEEEEEEEE", krijst Laura.
Als Nanami-chan haar kamer bi…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Where is your part of the assignment? I already did the design and am doing the backend coding - the least you could do is finish the XML files."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Riiiiight," said Barbie. "You clown, just because some Estonian dude mailed you this DVD with 'Azure' inked on it in Sharpie doesn't mean it's legit. You dumb twat." "Fuck you!" smirked Steven. "I downloaded Windows Azure and burned it onto this DVD myself!" "Y'all ain't puttin' that disc in my swank pink RoG," warned David.
"Riiiiight," said Barbie. "Yo…
"Barbie, can you deploy our code to production?" Stephen asked. "On a Friday? Without pushing to stage first? And no JIRA ticket? Nice try, rock star."
"Barbie, can you deploy our c…
"It will go faster if you show Brian and I how to do it," suggests Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if you sho…
Barbie's Live Scribe Echo helps her record the seminar while her ginger stereotype classmate is blinded by the projector. Brad the douche asks why a computer scientist lecturer is wearing a lab coat.
Barbie's Live Scribe Echo hel…
Alice's filesystem has been corrupted the night before. Just as Barbie finishes restoring it with a Hex-editor, Alice hugs her Alienware rig, she finally can get back to her lengthy paper on ubiquitous next-gen firewall evasion.
Alice's filesystem has been c…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but it bounces. "God damn it!" says Barbie, "My upstream has been RBL'd again!". Barbie and Skipper try to mail abuse@ but nothing happens. "I've told you you should run your own MTA" says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
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