Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Our code integrated with zero conflicts!" exclaims Barbie. "Yeah!" says Steven. "Let's build this puppy and run the unit tests," says Barbie.
"Our code integrated with zer…
"You can use a computer for something other than facebook?"
"You can use a computer for s…
On her last, Felicity Smoak sees Steven and Brian in the mansion library. "Hi, guys," says Smoak. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up having to fix your laptops--and Oliver's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both before the League of Assassins returns.
On her last, Felicity Smoak s…
"Hey, Barbie. Are you learning about programming?" says Steven. "Do you need my help with anything?"
"Hey, Barbie. Are you learnin…
"So... Miss, when do we umm... you know... 'get it on'? Seeing as you're a totally nerdy teacher, its natural of me to assume that this is a porn shoot."
"So... Miss, when do we umm..…
"Now that I have designed the app, I am ready to develop it" said Barbie. "I have architected our tech stack and we are using the MEAN stack 'cause that's how I roll" laughed Barbie. "Let's get started guys" Barbie rolls up her sleeve and starts typing on the computer.
"Now that I have designed the…
"Steven! Why are you hooking up a personal laptop onto a public computer? Here, watch this DVD, you can't screw something up when you're watching a Disney film. QUIETLY"
"Steven! Why are you hooking …
"Barbieeee, what the hell did you do with my laptop?!" cried Skipper. "Hey," said Barbie, "running a Tor node is a great way to ensure an open and anonymous internet. Frankly you're being selfish." Skipper clutched her laptop. "Then why did you install a bitcoin mining botnet??" she yelled. "Well," said Barbie, "Agora ain't gunna pay itself"
"Barbieeee, what the hell did…
"Man pages? WTF?", Barbie was appalled at the lack of feminine help articles on Linux.
"Man pages? WTF?", Barbie was…
"Here's my design idea for the game mascot" says Skipper. "I used vector graphics so it'll scale well." "Great!" says Barbie, "You can head the graphics" "Only if you pair with me on some of the coding too!" says Skipper. "I want to learn the whole process"
"Here's my design idea for th…
"Everyone thinks i'm eating plain yogurt" Said Barbie, laughing. "It's actually my second container of Haagen Das."
"Everyone thinks i'm eating p…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "When it's done. I need to code a proof of concept first before I can hire an artist to turn the design sketches into actual animations."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"What is Buck Cake?"
"What is Buck Cake?"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm still working on it," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need about six more nights to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Hurry, Barbie!" exclaimed Skipper. "The government agents will be here any minute. They cannot find out that you hacked into the Matrix!" Barbie's glossy pink lips parted in a smile. "Don't worry, Skipper. It's not like Agent Smith could ever believe a woman brought down the system!"
"Hurry, Barbie!" exclaimed Sk…
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"Stop looking at porn, you fucking sickos!" says Barbie. "Go home if you need to fap. Unplug your filth-filled hard drive and step aside... I'm going to watch this Harry Potter DVD." Steven quickly interrupts, "Snape kills Dumbledore!"
"Stop looking at porn, you fu…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Barbie needs to catch a notorious cyber criminal. She decides to create a GUI interface in Visual Basic to see if she could track an IP address.
Barbie needs to catch a notor…
"She thinks I won't notice my OWN NAME on the notes she's holding", Barbie thought to herself angrily. "She can't steal my designs from me, I've spent too long on that FTL drive." Smiling as she walked away, she began plotting her next move. It would be hard to build a drive if Marie's particle accelerator had an...accident.
"She thinks I won't notice my…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. lol
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Oh no!" says Barbie. "The internet has become both our greatest acheivement and an eternal prison of awfulness" "I HATE YOU COMPUTER!" cries Skipper. "DON'T EVER LEAVE ME, COMPUTER!"
"Oh no!" says Barbie. "The i…
"It will go faster if you show Brian and I how to help," suggests Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if you sho…
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