Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Fuck Steven and Brian, I'm gonna code some fuckin' revolutionary RPG that's gonna blow their rinky-dink Pong ripoff out of their mothers' basements!
Fuck Steven and Brian, I'm go…
Barbie presents her deck to upper middle-management. "The dog represents our market share," she PMsplains. "The star-thingies are strategic verticals, and the house is our feature positioning vis-a-vis our platform adoption strategy." "SHIP IT," says Partner Director Ms. Smith, mentally noting that she brought a clipboard instead of her IT-disallowed iPad.
Barbie presents her deck to u…
"Good thing that I've switched to Linux ages ago and don't need to worry about viruses on MY laptop," Skipper says. "Now get out and take your virus-infested pink laptop with you."
"Good thing that I've switche…
After class, Steven and Brian walk over to Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I can't go to the salon with you today. I'm too busy debugging my code. Catch you later!"
After class, Steven and Brian…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll get Steven's and Brian's help, and we'll turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Well Skipper, time to start buying shares in a bakery, because that dumb shit Steven owes a metric fuckton of failcake"
"Well Skipper, time to start …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I know I am a great computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Steven is showing Barbie how to install a tiling window manager onto her new install of Arch Linux. "When do we get to add the anime wallpaper?" she asks "I know thats what all the professionals use!"
Steven is showing Barbie how …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I can't go to the salon with you today as I'm very busy debugging my code."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Okay guys" said Barbie. "You're going to pretend to help me, figuring out some shit, no one is going to notice I'm actually hacking into the matrix while you plug on and off that useless cable". "hack into the what?" said Steven. "I really don't get what you guys are doing at the library, shouldn't' you be killing animals or playing with bouncy balls and compare genitals?" replied Barbie. "Compare what" said steven while stroking the serial cable gently.
"Okay guys" said Barbie. "You…
"Yes!" exclaims Barbie. "Steven, we are so bad ass setting up this Tor exit relay!"
"Yes!" exclaims Barbie. "Stev…
"Oh God! No! ALT F4! ALT F4!!!"
"Oh God! No! ALT F4! ALT F4!!…
"Pro tip, guys - if you sharpen the edges of those old AOL CDs, you can use them as ninja stars to fight off patronising childrens' books writers!"
"Pro tip, guys - if you sharp…
"I'm just writing the code for the game but had to pause for a mouthful of chia pudding, because I'm not only clever and capable but also health conscious!" Barbie says, laughing.
"I'm just writing the code fo…
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"Our code integrated with zero conflicts!" exclaims Barbie. "Yeah!" says Steven. "Let's build this puppy and run the unit tests," says Barbie.
"Our code integrated with zer…
"You can use a computer for something other than facebook?"
"You can use a computer for s…
On her last, Felicity Smoak sees Steven and Brian in the mansion library. "Hi, guys," says Smoak. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up having to fix your laptops--and Oliver's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both before the League of Assassins returns.
On her last, Felicity Smoak s…
"Hey, Barbie. Are you learning about programming?" says Steven. "Do you need my help with anything?"
"Hey, Barbie. Are you learnin…
"So... Miss, when do we umm... you know... 'get it on'? Seeing as you're a totally nerdy teacher, its natural of me to assume that this is a porn shoot."
"So... Miss, when do we umm..…
"Now that I have designed the app, I am ready to develop it" said Barbie. "I have architected our tech stack and we are using the MEAN stack 'cause that's how I roll" laughed Barbie. "Let's get started guys" Barbie rolls up her sleeve and starts typing on the computer.
"Now that I have designed the…
"Steven! Why are you hooking up a personal laptop onto a public computer? Here, watch this DVD, you can't screw something up when you're watching a Disney film. QUIETLY"
"Steven! Why are you hooking …
"Barbieeee, what the hell did you do with my laptop?!" cried Skipper. "Hey," said Barbie, "running a Tor node is a great way to ensure an open and anonymous internet. Frankly you're being selfish." Skipper clutched her laptop. "Then why did you install a bitcoin mining botnet??" she yelled. "Well," said Barbie, "Agora ain't gunna pay itself"
"Barbieeee, what the hell did…
"Man pages? WTF?", Barbie was appalled at the lack of feminine help articles on Linux.
"Man pages? WTF?", Barbie was…
"Here's my design idea for the game mascot" says Skipper. "I used vector graphics so it'll scale well." "Great!" says Barbie, "You can head the graphics" "Only if you pair with me on some of the coding too!" says Skipper. "I want to learn the whole process"
"Here's my design idea for th…
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