Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Steven is showing Barbie how to install a tiling window manager onto her new install of Arch Linux. "When do we get to add the anime wallpaper?" she asks "I know thats what all the professionals use!"
Steven is showing Barbie how …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I can't go to the salon with you today as I'm very busy debugging my code."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Okay guys" said Barbie. "You're going to pretend to help me, figuring out some shit, no one is going to notice I'm actually hacking into the matrix while you plug on and off that useless cable". "hack into the what?" said Steven. "I really don't get what you guys are doing at the library, shouldn't' you be killing animals or playing with bouncy balls and compare genitals?" replied Barbie. "Compare what" said steven while stroking the serial cable gently.
"Okay guys" said Barbie. "You…
"Yes!" exclaims Barbie. "Steven, we are so bad ass setting up this Tor exit relay!"
"Yes!" exclaims Barbie. "Stev…
"Oh God! No! ALT F4! ALT F4!!!"
"Oh God! No! ALT F4! ALT F4!!…
"Pro tip, guys - if you sharpen the edges of those old AOL CDs, you can use them as ninja stars to fight off patronising childrens' books writers!"
"Pro tip, guys - if you sharp…
"I'm just writing the code for the game but had to pause for a mouthful of chia pudding, because I'm not only clever and capable but also health conscious!" Barbie says, laughing.
"I'm just writing the code fo…
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"Our code integrated with zero conflicts!" exclaims Barbie. "Yeah!" says Steven. "Let's build this puppy and run the unit tests," says Barbie.
"Our code integrated with zer…
"You can use a computer for something other than facebook?"
"You can use a computer for s…
On her last, Felicity Smoak sees Steven and Brian in the mansion library. "Hi, guys," says Smoak. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up having to fix your laptops--and Oliver's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both before the League of Assassins returns.
On her last, Felicity Smoak s…
"Hey, Barbie. Are you learning about programming?" says Steven. "Do you need my help with anything?"
"Hey, Barbie. Are you learnin…
"So... Miss, when do we umm... you know... 'get it on'? Seeing as you're a totally nerdy teacher, its natural of me to assume that this is a porn shoot."
"So... Miss, when do we umm..…
"Now that I have designed the app, I am ready to develop it" said Barbie. "I have architected our tech stack and we are using the MEAN stack 'cause that's how I roll" laughed Barbie. "Let's get started guys" Barbie rolls up her sleeve and starts typing on the computer.
"Now that I have designed the…
"Steven! Why are you hooking up a personal laptop onto a public computer? Here, watch this DVD, you can't screw something up when you're watching a Disney film. QUIETLY"
"Steven! Why are you hooking …
"Barbieeee, what the hell did you do with my laptop?!" cried Skipper. "Hey," said Barbie, "running a Tor node is a great way to ensure an open and anonymous internet. Frankly you're being selfish." Skipper clutched her laptop. "Then why did you install a bitcoin mining botnet??" she yelled. "Well," said Barbie, "Agora ain't gunna pay itself"
"Barbieeee, what the hell did…
"Man pages? WTF?", Barbie was appalled at the lack of feminine help articles on Linux.
"Man pages? WTF?", Barbie was…
"Here's my design idea for the game mascot" says Skipper. "I used vector graphics so it'll scale well." "Great!" says Barbie, "You can head the graphics" "Only if you pair with me on some of the coding too!" says Skipper. "I want to learn the whole process"
"Here's my design idea for th…
"Everyone thinks i'm eating plain yogurt" Said Barbie, laughing. "It's actually my second container of Haagen Das."
"Everyone thinks i'm eating p…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "When it's done. I need to code a proof of concept first before I can hire an artist to turn the design sketches into actual animations."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"What is Buck Cake?"
"What is Buck Cake?"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm still working on it," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need about six more nights to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Hurry, Barbie!" exclaimed Skipper. "The government agents will be here any minute. They cannot find out that you hacked into the Matrix!" Barbie's glossy pink lips parted in a smile. "Don't worry, Skipper. It's not like Agent Smith could ever believe a woman brought down the system!"
"Hurry, Barbie!" exclaimed Sk…
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