Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Ok guys. So the good news is the porn is gone... the bad is my assembly code just won't compile on your crappy pink chromebook Steven.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
thats not how you hold a clipboard or a laptop
thats not how you hold a clip…
"I'm only roughing in the code," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm still learning Objective C, even though those neckbeards on Stack Overflow say I should be doing this in Python! Swear to me you won't ever marry one of them, sis."
"I'm only roughing in the cod…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I've managed to fix your bugs and got the app working across Linux, Windows and Mac OS.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "Steven, Brian and I will turn it into a real game tomorrow!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm only doing the programming side." Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to test the code!"
"I'm only doing the programmi…
"Mint ice cream while I move this machine to the new build of Mint -- seems about right," smiles Barbie.
"Mint ice cream while I move …
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It's ok Skipper, everyone goes through that stage...
It's ok Skipper, everyone goe…
"Barbie," said Skipper "Your game design looks like shit" "Shut the fuck up Skipper" replied Barbie "Let's see you actually do something with your life. Then you can talk"
"Barbie," said Skipper "Your …
Steven and Brian watch in astonishment as Barbie reverses a 0-day she has discovered on her schools network. "It won't take long", Barbie exclaims as she opens up IDA pro.
Steven and Brian watch in ast…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi guys," says Barbie. "I looked at your portions of the project and, honestly, it'll be easier if I just do it myself. I'm vying for valedictorian and not going to let your hidden .wav files ruin this for me."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"i love computer", says skiper. "me too", say barby
"i love computer", says skipe…
Brian walks around the table and sees what Barbie is working on. "Are you... writing in assembler? On two different laptops? At the same time?" Steven looks physically ill. "I'm a coder, not a script kiddie," Barbie sneers. "Go do something useless in Ruby."
Brian walks around the table …
Steven and Brian want to add Barbie on SnapChat. She doesn't have time for dick pics, plus she knows it's insecure. Time to refactor through the spaghetti code these two assholes left behind.
Steven and Brian want to add …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No, I'm good," says Barbie. "Steven, just had me the SATA cable so we can plug this thing in. This is like IT 101 here, guys. I don't need your help because I'm not an idiot." "Dang!" says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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Fuck Steven and Brian, I'm gonna code some fuckin' revolutionary RPG that's gonna blow their rinky-dink Pong ripoff out of their mothers' basements!
Fuck Steven and Brian, I'm go…
Barbie presents her deck to upper middle-management. "The dog represents our market share," she PMsplains. "The star-thingies are strategic verticals, and the house is our feature positioning vis-a-vis our platform adoption strategy." "SHIP IT," says Partner Director Ms. Smith, mentally noting that she brought a clipboard instead of her IT-disallowed iPad.
Barbie presents her deck to u…
"Good thing that I've switched to Linux ages ago and don't need to worry about viruses on MY laptop," Skipper says. "Now get out and take your virus-infested pink laptop with you."
"Good thing that I've switche…
After class, Steven and Brian walk over to Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I can't go to the salon with you today. I'm too busy debugging my code. Catch you later!"
After class, Steven and Brian…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll get Steven's and Brian's help, and we'll turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Well Skipper, time to start buying shares in a bakery, because that dumb shit Steven owes a metric fuckton of failcake"
"Well Skipper, time to start …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I know I am a great computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
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