Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your text editor is a relic!" says Barbie, "Use Sublime Text already." "Emacs till I die!" screams Skipper as she swings a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
"Your text editor is a relic!…
"Mint ice cream while I move this machine to the new build of Linux Mint -- seems right somehow," smiled Barbie.
"Mint ice cream while I move …
"WHAT THE WHAT! WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING AT!" exclaimed Barbie. "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!" Screamed Skipper. Barbie slowly backed away, feeling both scared of her sister, and relieved that while her fetishes are weird, they were no were close to as fucked as Skipper's.
"WHAT THE WHAT! WHAT WERE YO…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "Of course it works," snarks Barbie. "Also, I found your Hunger Games fanfic. Protip: stay in school, kid, because you're a crap writer."
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Hey, Barbie- let me help connect these machines!" "Steven, what do you think you're doing? You're trying to unplug the monitor, which really won't help connect either laptop to the library computer." "Barbie, look what I found on the pink laptop- the BIOS!" "Brian, a virus is a relatively easy fix. If you mess with the BIOS, I will end you."
"Hey, Barbie- let me help con…
"I'm only correcting Seve´s code," Barbie says, concerned. ¨He is a brilliant young man but I still have a lot to teach him¨
"I'm only correcting Seve´s c…
"And this is how you circumvent the sad panda to get on exhentai."
"And this is how you circumve…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian. "Ok guys. So the good news is the porn is gone... the bad is my assembly code just won't compile on your crappy pink chromebook Steven.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
thats not how you hold a clipboard or a laptop
thats not how you hold a clip…
"I'm only roughing in the code," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm still learning Objective C, even though those neckbeards on Stack Overflow say I should be doing this in Python! Swear to me you won't ever marry one of them, sis."
"I'm only roughing in the cod…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I've managed to fix your bugs and got the app working across Linux, Windows and Mac OS.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "Steven, Brian and I will turn it into a real game tomorrow!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm only doing the programming side." Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to test the code!"
"I'm only doing the programmi…
"Mint ice cream while I move this machine to the new build of Mint -- seems about right," smiles Barbie.
"Mint ice cream while I move …
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It's ok Skipper, everyone goes through that stage...
It's ok Skipper, everyone goe…
"Barbie," said Skipper "Your game design looks like shit" "Shut the fuck up Skipper" replied Barbie "Let's see you actually do something with your life. Then you can talk"
"Barbie," said Skipper "Your …
Steven and Brian watch in astonishment as Barbie reverses a 0-day she has discovered on her schools network. "It won't take long", Barbie exclaims as she opens up IDA pro.
Steven and Brian watch in ast…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi guys," says Barbie. "I looked at your portions of the project and, honestly, it'll be easier if I just do it myself. I'm vying for valedictorian and not going to let your hidden .wav files ruin this for me."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"i love computer", says skiper. "me too", say barby
"i love computer", says skipe…
Brian walks around the table and sees what Barbie is working on. "Are you... writing in assembler? On two different laptops? At the same time?" Steven looks physically ill. "I'm a coder, not a script kiddie," Barbie sneers. "Go do something useless in Ruby."
Brian walks around the table …
Steven and Brian want to add Barbie on SnapChat. She doesn't have time for dick pics, plus she knows it's insecure. Time to refactor through the spaghetti code these two assholes left behind.
Steven and Brian want to add …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No, I'm good," says Barbie. "Steven, just had me the SATA cable so we can plug this thing in. This is like IT 101 here, guys. I don't need your help because I'm not an idiot." "Dang!" says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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