Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm working on hacking into Matel, and eradicating pink as a color" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll upload a trojan to the library computer to infect Steven's laptop, as I heard he is going to be an intern there!"
"I'm working on hacking into …
I kick ass at programming.
I kick ass at programming.
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.
This is our world now. The wo…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "WOOOOO Another computer/etc.. Just remember, if I add a virus trap the other day when someone sneezes?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."I'll be with you right after I finish this blog about ethics in game journalism"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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Brian and Steve discreetly look away while Barbie burns an image of the hard drive to a removable disk before changing the admin password on the classroom machine to "n00b1." "Seriously," she says, "if they're going to make us deal with Windows boxes in here, the least they can do is learn to lock their keyboards when they step away."
Brian and Steve discreetly lo…
Hey kids, lets drop acid and form a laptop orchestra!
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Barbie is thinking up new ways to complain about the patriarchy to like minded intellectuals on Tumblr. Fortunately for her, she's a smokin' hot babe so people already give her what she wants, unlike the land whales on her favourite internet forum.
Barbie is thinking up new way…
No puedo, es imposible, tu programador anterior era un n00b, me tardo menos hacerlo todo desde cero que entender su código.
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Barbie's favorite activity while eating a healthy breakfast is doxxing SJWs on 8chan. "Actually, it's about ethics in games journalism," posted Barbie as she ate her nonfat yogurt.
Barbie's favorite activity wh…
"Hey Barbie, the game you are designing looks amazing! Can you tell me more about it?" says Skipper. "Oh sure, Skipper! I'm trying my skills at making a role play game." Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to work really hard to get all the details right!"
"Hey Barbie, the game you are…
"I'm creating the code to lay down the game play and character customizations tonight! Tomorrow I'm going to ask my friends to play it and see if there are any glitches that I need to fix in the demo before I present it to the whole class."
"I'm creating the code to lay…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can churn Skipper's hard drive through Recuva?" "Sure!" says Steven. "Maybe we'll find some nude selfies to dump on anonymous imageboards!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie shows off, that she can code in binary. Ms Smith is well impressed!
Barbie shows off, that she ca…
"Hey, Barbie- let me help connect these machines!" "Steven, what do you think you're doing? You're trying to unplug the monitor, which really won't help connect either laptop to the library computer." "Barbie, look what I found on the pink laptop- the BIOS!" "Brian, a virus is a relatively easy fix. If you mess with the BIOS, I will end you."
"Hey, Barbie- let me help con…
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"I'm creating all the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I won't need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating all the design …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks, Steven! You could really help by teaching me how to take care of this, so I will know what to do if it ever happens again." "Steven, would you show Barbie how to hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Hey, Barbie- let me help connect these machines!" "Steven, what do you think you're doing? You're trying to unplug the monitor, which really won't help connect either laptop to the library computer." "Barbie, look what I found on the pink laptop- the BIOS!" "Brian, a virus is a relatively easy fix. If you mess with the BIOS, I will end you."
"Hey, Barbie- let me help con…
"Steven, did you see the shadow under the table?" asked Barbie. "It's totally inconsistent with the shadow of the bookcase ..." "Barbie, you worry too much!" says Steven. "Did you notice Brian's pink laptop?! It's so 2013!"
"Steven, did you see the shad…
Barbie opened TFS and groaned. 100 work items! "Best get started now," she said, and dug in. Too late! Senior devs Brian and Steven showed up outside her office. "Let's talk about last night's episode of Gotham!" said Steven. Three hours later, they left.
Barbie opened TFS and groaned…
"I'm sorry Barbie, but you only have 2 weeks to live."
"I'm sorry Barbie, but you on…
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