Feminist Hacker Barbie

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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "What the fuck!" cries Skipper. "You didn't scan your own flash drive? Did you forget to wipe your ass when you crapped this morning, too? GAHH MY FILEZ"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big mug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks,i an do this on my own" says Barbie."Okay" Says Steven
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I’m very sleepy because I’m freaking out on your phone/iPod/etc. There’s also another virus going around 2 a.m. I can’t believe that it was due at the only I got was telling me to update my keys afterward!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Pfftt... are you using the git application instead of Terminal?" Brian chortles.
"Pfftt... are you using the g…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Riiight..." says Barbie. "Steven, can you grab me some coffee? This will take me a bit to fix." "Sure!" says Steven. "Happy to help! I know you'll get this fixed in no time!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
This innocuous looking dog user interface should help my virus infiltrate a variety of corporate information systems, said Hacker Barbie.
This innocuous looking dog us…
Hi guys. I only have a minute to help you with your coding problems, next time check with me before you try it yourself.
Hi guys. I only have a minute…
"I'm working on hacking into Matel, and eradicating pink as a color" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll upload a trojan to the library computer to infect Steven's laptop, as I heard he is going to be an intern there!"
"I'm working on hacking into …
I kick ass at programming.
I kick ass at programming.
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.
This is our world now. The wo…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "WOOOOO Another computer/etc.. Just remember, if I add a virus trap the other day when someone sneezes?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."I'll be with you right after I finish this blog about ethics in game journalism"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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Brian and Steve discreetly look away while Barbie burns an image of the hard drive to a removable disk before changing the admin password on the classroom machine to "n00b1." "Seriously," she says, "if they're going to make us deal with Windows boxes in here, the least they can do is learn to lock their keyboards when they step away."
Brian and Steve discreetly lo…
Hey kids, lets drop acid and form a laptop orchestra!
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Barbie is thinking up new ways to complain about the patriarchy to like minded intellectuals on Tumblr. Fortunately for her, she's a smokin' hot babe so people already give her what she wants, unlike the land whales on her favourite internet forum.
Barbie is thinking up new way…
No puedo, es imposible, tu programador anterior era un n00b, me tardo menos hacerlo todo desde cero que entender su código.
No puedo, es imposible, tu pr…
Barbie's favorite activity while eating a healthy breakfast is doxxing SJWs on 8chan. "Actually, it's about ethics in games journalism," posted Barbie as she ate her nonfat yogurt.
Barbie's favorite activity wh…
"Hey Barbie, the game you are designing looks amazing! Can you tell me more about it?" says Skipper. "Oh sure, Skipper! I'm trying my skills at making a role play game." Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to work really hard to get all the details right!"
"Hey Barbie, the game you are…
"I'm creating the code to lay down the game play and character customizations tonight! Tomorrow I'm going to ask my friends to play it and see if there are any glitches that I need to fix in the demo before I present it to the whole class."
"I'm creating the code to lay…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can churn Skipper's hard drive through Recuva?" "Sure!" says Steven. "Maybe we'll find some nude selfies to dump on anonymous imageboards!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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