Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie tries to explain why pull requests are important to Steven, but suddenly she gets a migraine and gives up.
Barbie tries to explain why p…
"What is this Vizio-looking crap?" Barbie asked. "Jesus Christ, where's main.c?"
"What is this Vizio-looking c…
Skipped cried, "It's like someone stuffed Alka-Seltzer between my brain cheeks!" Barbie responded, with a glint of joy, "well if it isn't my old friend the Hangover Ham."
Skipped cried, "It's like som…
"Ok, tratemos de romper la clave con JohnTheRipper, acá tengo un live cd que tiene pre-cargado el archivo de diccionario que descargué de un servidor con el puerto sql abierto y las passwords en claro"
"Ok, tratemos de romper la cl…
"If I had to deal with programming crammed down my throat since five," Barbie says, sarcastically, "This game better make me some pretty big bucks! (I sure hope Stephen and Brian quit offering me help all the time!)"
"If I had to deal with progra…
"Hi Barbie", "look what I just stole from the local fast food chain; sombody was actually stupid enougth to leave a 128GB I phone 6 on the table. Unfortunately however sombody bent it". Barby stormously said "Shut up Im coding on 2 laptops and using a desktop to access Facetweet".
"Hi Barbie", "look what I jus…
"I'm glad we worked together on developing this project. Your art made the game I coded way better," said Barbie. "Aww, thanks. I just wish I could code like you, Barbie. It's so hard for my man brain to understand things like numbers."
"I'm glad we worked together …
"Did you accidentally unplug your monitor again, Stephen?" Barbie asked, frustrated with the constant interruptions. Larry stifles a chuckle as the Junior Engineer realizes his mistake. "You do realize we're on a deadline, don't you?" chastises Barbie.
"Did you accidentally unplug …
In a sane society the male would trot along obediently after the female. The male is docile and easily led, easily subjected to the domination of any female who cares to dominate him. The male, in fact, wants desperately to be led by females, wants Mama in charge, wants to abandon himself to her care. But this is not a sane society, and most women are not even dimly aware of where they're at in relation to men.
In a sane society the male wo…
"Brian and Steven, your designs are cool. But next time, can you please fucking trim the images so I don't have to open up photoshop to do it myself, I've got some serious shit to debug, can't deal with this now.
"Brian and Steven, your desig…
This is binary for "boobz."
This is binary for "boobz."
You can see that your site now works perfectly across every browser and platform other than Internet Explorer. As per my contract, if you want your site to look good on that P.O.S. browser, you'll have to pay me another $10,000.
You can see that your site no…
"I swear to God, Skipper," exclaimed Barbie. "What?" asked Skipper, innocently. "You know what. I walk away for three minutes, and you changed my keyboard layout to Dvorak?" "It's more efficient," said Skipper with a smirk. "The hell it is. And what are these grotesque Oompa Loompas doing on my desktop?" sighed Barbie in irritation. "Don't you talk about One Direction like that!" hissed Skipper.
"I swear to God, Skipper," ex…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. She turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I can't remember my login name", says Barbie. "Can you finger me?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "What the fuck!" cries Skipper. "You didn't scan your own flash drive? Did you forget to wipe your ass when you crapped this morning, too? GAHH MY FILEZ"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Espera, ya casi acabo, debo escribir mi nombre cada diez líneas en el código para que todos sepan que yo lo hice.
Espera, ya casi acabo, debo e…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big mug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thanks,i an do this on my own" says Barbie."Okay" Says Steven
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I’m very sleepy because I’m freaking out on your phone/iPod/etc. There’s also another virus going around 2 a.m. I can’t believe that it was due at the only I got was telling me to update my keys afterward!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Pfftt... are you using the git application instead of Terminal?" Brian chortles.
"Pfftt... are you using the g…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Riiight..." says Barbie. "Steven, can you grab me some coffee? This will take me a bit to fix." "Sure!" says Steven. "Happy to help! I know you'll get this fixed in no time!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
This innocuous looking dog user interface should help my virus infiltrate a variety of corporate information systems, said Hacker Barbie.
This innocuous looking dog us…
Hi guys. I only have a minute to help you with your coding problems, next time check with me before you try it yourself.
Hi guys. I only have a minute…
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