Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"You see, Skipper? this is why you shouldn't open attachments you weren't expecting to receive!" Barbie explained exasperatingly. Skipper nodded, "give up on it. You've been trying to recover that laptop for ages." Barbie begrudgingly agreed, deciding it was best to format the computer and re-install the OS. She couldn't afford the recovery software that would make this job easier.
"You see, Skipper? this is wh…
Brian and Steven find Barbie in her office, "Hey Barbie - you want to grab a drink?" Barbie sighs at them, "Sorry guys, I can't. Now that I got back collaborator comments, I have to finish and submit a paper...then work on this job application I'm putting together, where I'd like to cite the paper as submitted. Thanks, though." They look at each other and shrug. As they walk out of the room, Brian says, "Well, good luck. I haven't even thought about job applications this year, so you're doing better than me!" Steven teases him that his position ends in a few months as they walk down the hallway.
Brian and Steven find Barbie …
Barbie tries to email Steven to crow about how her game execution is going to beat the crap out of his, but then her screen starts blinking. "Oh crap!" says Barbie. Have Steven and Brian been looking at porn on your computer again? Well, thank goodness I've designed a failproof security suite AND backed up everything to the cloud. We'll have you back online in no time!'
Barbie tries to email Steven…
probably not
probably not
"Underneath OS-X it's running Unix," explained Barbie. "I just opened a console window, and found Skipper's files where they'd been hidden in a /var/tmp folder." "Cool," replied Steven, "that's organized like the Linux distro my big brother runs."
"Underneath OS-X it's running…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Been torrenting shit again, sis?" says Skipper. "I told you after last time that you gotta get some fucking antispyware shit."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Be careful!" warns Mrs Smith, "You hired me as an end to end application development consultant and I have to warn you that your chosen production life cycle is inadequate for a project so complex."
"Be careful!" warns Mrs Smith…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Heather says, laughing, "I'll need Bob's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie has written a slimmed down microkernel that run's and optimized a sorting algorithm to run in $O(N^{1/2})$ time. Brian gets all cheerless as Steven unplugs his FPGA eval kit convinced that Barbie will receive the Turing award for her homework assignment.
Barbie has written a slimmed …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Was zum Teufel...
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I'm going to have to code the whole game," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian would make the real game into a misogynositic trash pit!"
"I'm going to have to code th…
Barbie hizo un website muy atractivo para los niños y al mismo tiempo una excelente base de datos para sus clientes pederastas.
Barbie hizo un website muy at…
Hmm...I don't like this game Skipper is always playing. There are no female protagonists! If I learned how to code, we create a girl power game together.
Hmm...I don't like this game …
Barbie used .any? to check if her array was empty. "Be careful", said Gloria. "If that array was an ActiveRecord::Relation, the SQL generated would sub-optimally use COUNT(*) and run a full table scan instead of only trying to access a single row with a LIMIT 1 query."
Barbie used .any? to check if…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "What the fuck kind of computer engineer are you, then?" Skipper asks, puzzled. "I can make fucking drawings on my own. Any moron can do that part."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Bitch you better run befo I rip that fake ass weave" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Having an obsessive desire to be admired by women, but no intrinsic worth, the male constructs a highly artificial society enabling him to appropriate the appearance of worth through money, prestige, "high" social class, degrees, professional position and knowledge, and, by pushing as many other men as possible down professionally, socially, economically, and educationally.
Having an obsessive desire to…
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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she make Barbie turn in the entire game design! Barbie's terrific game is just what I needed so I can quit being a teacher and make some real cash! "Now I need to figure out how to get this thing published!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
I’m doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won’t be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing since april, and is starting to get ready. I’d like any feedback on things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat (same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons) among other things).
I’m doing a (free) operating …
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Seriously, I'll fucking fail English if you don't. That paper is 30% of my fucking grade!" Skipper replies as she punches Barbie in the kidneys.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Well fuck it, I don't know what's going on with the laptop," says Barbie. "Good thing I already put the project on version control like any competent developer."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I could write this in a managed language" says Babie, "but I've designed a sophisticated engine that makes use of many new techniques presented at SIGGRAPH."
"I could write this in a mana…
"The Grugq is right, you dorks seriously need to work on your opsec," Barbie said.
"The Grugq is right, you dork…
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