Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I'm only creating the design ideas," Heather says, laughing, "I'll need Bob's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie has written a slimmed down microkernel that run's and optimized a sorting algorithm to run in $O(N^{1/2})$ time. Brian gets all cheerless as Steven unplugs his FPGA eval kit convinced that Barbie will receive the Turing award for her homework assignment.
Barbie has written a slimmed …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Was zum Teufel...
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I'm going to have to code the whole game," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian would make the real game into a misogynositic trash pit!"
"I'm going to have to code th…
Barbie hizo un website muy atractivo para los niños y al mismo tiempo una excelente base de datos para sus clientes pederastas.
Barbie hizo un website muy at…
Hmm...I don't like this game Skipper is always playing. There are no female protagonists! If I learned how to code, we create a girl power game together.
Hmm...I don't like this game …
Barbie used .any? to check if her array was empty. "Be careful", said Gloria. "If that array was an ActiveRecord::Relation, the SQL generated would sub-optimally use COUNT(*) and run a full table scan instead of only trying to access a single row with a LIMIT 1 query."
Barbie used .any? to check if…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "What the fuck kind of computer engineer are you, then?" Skipper asks, puzzled. "I can make fucking drawings on my own. Any moron can do that part."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Bitch you better run befo I rip that fake ass weave" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Having an obsessive desire to be admired by women, but no intrinsic worth, the male constructs a highly artificial society enabling him to appropriate the appearance of worth through money, prestige, "high" social class, degrees, professional position and knowledge, and, by pushing as many other men as possible down professionally, socially, economically, and educationally.
Having an obsessive desire to…
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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she make Barbie turn in the entire game design! Barbie's terrific game is just what I needed so I can quit being a teacher and make some real cash! "Now I need to figure out how to get this thing published!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
I’m doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won’t be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing since april, and is starting to get ready. I’d like any feedback on things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat (same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons) among other things).
I’m doing a (free) operating …
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Seriously, I'll fucking fail English if you don't. That paper is 30% of my fucking grade!" Skipper replies as she punches Barbie in the kidneys.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Well fuck it, I don't know what's going on with the laptop," says Barbie. "Good thing I already put the project on version control like any competent developer."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I could write this in a managed language" says Babie, "but I've designed a sophisticated engine that makes use of many new techniques presented at SIGGRAPH."
"I could write this in a mana…
"The Grugq is right, you dorks seriously need to work on your opsec," Barbie said.
"The Grugq is right, you dork…
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Barbie tries to explain why pull requests are important to Steven, but suddenly she gets a migraine and gives up.
Barbie tries to explain why p…
"What is this Vizio-looking crap?" Barbie asked. "Jesus Christ, where's main.c?"
"What is this Vizio-looking c…
Skipped cried, "It's like someone stuffed Alka-Seltzer between my brain cheeks!" Barbie responded, with a glint of joy, "well if it isn't my old friend the Hangover Ham."
Skipped cried, "It's like som…
"Ok, tratemos de romper la clave con JohnTheRipper, acá tengo un live cd que tiene pre-cargado el archivo de diccionario que descargué de un servidor con el puerto sql abierto y las passwords en claro"
"Ok, tratemos de romper la cl…
"If I had to deal with programming crammed down my throat since five," Barbie says, sarcastically, "This game better make me some pretty big bucks! (I sure hope Stephen and Brian quit offering me help all the time!)"
"If I had to deal with progra…
"Hi Barbie", "look what I just stole from the local fast food chain; sombody was actually stupid enougth to leave a 128GB I phone 6 on the table. Unfortunately however sombody bent it". Barby stormously said "Shut up Im coding on 2 laptops and using a desktop to access Facetweet".
"Hi Barbie", "look what I jus…
"I'm glad we worked together on developing this project. Your art made the game I coded way better," said Barbie. "Aww, thanks. I just wish I could code like you, Barbie. It's so hard for my man brain to understand things like numbers."
"I'm glad we worked together …
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