Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Bitch you better run befo I rip that fake ass weave" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Having an obsessive desire to be admired by women, but no intrinsic worth, the male constructs a highly artificial society enabling him to appropriate the appearance of worth through money, prestige, "high" social class, degrees, professional position and knowledge, and, by pushing as many other men as possible down professionally, socially, economically, and educationally.
Having an obsessive desire to…
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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she make Barbie turn in the entire game design! Barbie's terrific game is just what I needed so I can quit being a teacher and make some real cash! "Now I need to figure out how to get this thing published!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
I’m doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won’t be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing since april, and is starting to get ready. I’d like any feedback on things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat (same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons) among other things).
I’m doing a (free) operating …
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Seriously, I'll fucking fail English if you don't. That paper is 30% of my fucking grade!" Skipper replies as she punches Barbie in the kidneys.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Well fuck it, I don't know what's going on with the laptop," says Barbie. "Good thing I already put the project on version control like any competent developer."
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I could write this in a managed language" says Babie, "but I've designed a sophisticated engine that makes use of many new techniques presented at SIGGRAPH."
"I could write this in a mana…
"The Grugq is right, you dorks seriously need to work on your opsec," Barbie said.
"The Grugq is right, you dork…
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Docker, Docker, Docker, Docke…
Barbie tries to explain why pull requests are important to Steven, but suddenly she gets a migraine and gives up.
Barbie tries to explain why p…
"What is this Vizio-looking crap?" Barbie asked. "Jesus Christ, where's main.c?"
"What is this Vizio-looking c…
Skipped cried, "It's like someone stuffed Alka-Seltzer between my brain cheeks!" Barbie responded, with a glint of joy, "well if it isn't my old friend the Hangover Ham."
Skipped cried, "It's like som…
"Ok, tratemos de romper la clave con JohnTheRipper, acá tengo un live cd que tiene pre-cargado el archivo de diccionario que descargué de un servidor con el puerto sql abierto y las passwords en claro"
"Ok, tratemos de romper la cl…
"If I had to deal with programming crammed down my throat since five," Barbie says, sarcastically, "This game better make me some pretty big bucks! (I sure hope Stephen and Brian quit offering me help all the time!)"
"If I had to deal with progra…
"Hi Barbie", "look what I just stole from the local fast food chain; sombody was actually stupid enougth to leave a 128GB I phone 6 on the table. Unfortunately however sombody bent it". Barby stormously said "Shut up Im coding on 2 laptops and using a desktop to access Facetweet".
"Hi Barbie", "look what I jus…
"I'm glad we worked together on developing this project. Your art made the game I coded way better," said Barbie. "Aww, thanks. I just wish I could code like you, Barbie. It's so hard for my man brain to understand things like numbers."
"I'm glad we worked together …
"Did you accidentally unplug your monitor again, Stephen?" Barbie asked, frustrated with the constant interruptions. Larry stifles a chuckle as the Junior Engineer realizes his mistake. "You do realize we're on a deadline, don't you?" chastises Barbie.
"Did you accidentally unplug …
In a sane society the male would trot along obediently after the female. The male is docile and easily led, easily subjected to the domination of any female who cares to dominate him. The male, in fact, wants desperately to be led by females, wants Mama in charge, wants to abandon himself to her care. But this is not a sane society, and most women are not even dimly aware of where they're at in relation to men.
In a sane society the male wo…
"Brian and Steven, your designs are cool. But next time, can you please fucking trim the images so I don't have to open up photoshop to do it myself, I've got some serious shit to debug, can't deal with this now.
"Brian and Steven, your desig…
This is binary for "boobz."
This is binary for "boobz."
You can see that your site now works perfectly across every browser and platform other than Internet Explorer. As per my contract, if you want your site to look good on that P.O.S. browser, you'll have to pay me another $10,000.
You can see that your site no…
"I swear to God, Skipper," exclaimed Barbie. "What?" asked Skipper, innocently. "You know what. I walk away for three minutes, and you changed my keyboard layout to Dvorak?" "It's more efficient," said Skipper with a smirk. "The hell it is. And what are these grotesque Oompa Loompas doing on my desktop?" sighed Barbie in irritation. "Don't you talk about One Direction like that!" hissed Skipper.
"I swear to God, Skipper," ex…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. She turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I can't remember my login name", says Barbie. "Can you finger me?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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