Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Guys... I'm reviewing our audit trails to identify which idiot promoted this content to production. If you know anything, now would be the time to 'fess up.
Guys... I'm reviewing our au…
"...and then I told that API to SMD!" exclaimed Barbie. "Fantastic!" said Steven.
"...and then I told that API …
"Right now I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Later I'll get to create the actual game, which is much more fun to do."
"Right now I'm only creating …
As a result of poor Software Engineering the project is now massively over budget. Barbie is too stressed to sleep and continues to work hard!
As a result of poor Software …
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject f…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Jamal. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Jamal. "Now let's high-five!" Barbie agrees nervously, hoping that Jamal's blackness won't rub off on her deliciously white skin.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject f…
Due to the horribly underfunded state of our public schools, this computer is running Windows XP. I think we're about to completely wreck it.
Due to the horribly underfund…
im g0nn4 h4xx0r u 1v1 me IRL fukken kido ur ip is 420.350.19.45 lmao
im g0nn4 h4xx0r u 1v1 me IRL …
Barbie tries to get her sister to let go of her laptop computer that needs to be given back to her sister's school.
Barbie tries to get her siste…
SCUM: dominant, secure, self-confident, nasty, violent, selfish, independent, proud, thrill-seeking, free-wheeling, arrogant females, who consider themselves fit to rule the universe, who have free-wheeled to the limits of this "society" and are ready to wheel on to something far beyond what it has to offer.
SCUM: dominant, secure, self-…
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Plz can I haz ur laptop for my WOW raid says barbie. OMG no says skipper I'm in the middle of 18 hour hack session I need to sort these binary trees or I'll never sleep again!
Plz can I haz ur laptop for m…
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I'll teach Ari to take all the female attention from the group!
I'll teach Ari to take all th…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll get around to writing the code after I finish this suspiciously large tub of froyo."
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie demoed her slimmed down microkernel running an optimized sorting algorithm that runs in $O(N^{1/2})$ time. Brian gets all cheerless as Steven unplugs his FPGA eval kit convinced that Barbie will receive the Turing award for their homework assignment.
Barbie demoed her slimmed dow…
After class, Steven and Brian find Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Wish I could hang out, but I have to finish up this week's programming assignment for the online Python course I'm taking. Coding isn't nearly as difficult as people make it out to be, and it's such a great skill to have!"
After class, Steven and Brian…
At the daily project meeting, Barbie presents the analysis and detailed design plan for the new game. Ms. Smith the finance manager is so impressed that the project is within budget, that she approves the aquisition of 2 new QA testers! Barbie's terrific broadbased knowledge of multiple platforms and computer services combined with her extensive project management experience has saved the day! "I guess I'll be getting that 0.5% raise at the end of the year!" says Barbie happily.
At the daily project meeting,…
"It's a UNIX system! I know this!" said Barbie, "I just don't understand why it uses the Fsn GUI from SGI. It's clunky and incomplete!" "It's okay," said Skipper, taking advantage of the buffet, "As long as raptors can't open doors, you have time to work on this."
"It's a UNIX system! I know t…
Barbie finds that her ex boyfriend posted noodz of her online. Haha. Take that bitch.
Barbie finds that her ex boyf…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "You want a medal, or a cookie?" says Barbie with a fake high-five. "Pretty sure I could have stayed at home and Googled how to do this without your fucking sexist bullshit."
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm only making sammiches," says Barbie. "Steve and Brian are actually making a real game."
"I'm only making sammiches," …
"I just need to compile a few more USB addresses before I can hack into the mainframe with my encrypted optical surge protector," grunted Barbie.
"I just need to compile a few…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "Thank goodness you found my lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "Best Buy was going to charge me $200 for the repair. Now I can afford the leather jacket I wanted!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "Could I get you a Starbucks or something?"
The next morning, Barbie give…
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