Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas, right now" Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need a couple of weeks of coding and testing time to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux
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"I'm hacking up a game engine prototype," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to test it and draw some content for it!"
"I'm hacking up a game engine…
I like to use two computers, one for the 0's and the other the 1's. 01101010101010101010101010101110110111
I like to use two computers, …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If yok
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Can you spot all the things wrong with this photo?
Can you spot all the things w…
"Look, Zach and Justin, if you all don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to cut you with this broken Elton Jon compact disc.." "
"Look, Zach and Justin, if yo…
"Can you help us install this game, Barbie?" asked Steven. "Sure, but why are you guys still using CD-ROMs to install applications?" replied Barbie. "Don't you realise that's last century's technology?"
"Can you help us install this…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hey Barbie," says Brian, "playing FarmVille again? lolz" "Fuck off," says Barbie, "I have to get this shit done for my microprocessor design seminar." "Whoa!" Steven cuts in, "No need to be so hostile Barbie, we were just trying to help."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Guys... I'm reviewing our audit trails to identify which idiot promoted this content to production. If you know anything, now would be the time to 'fess up.
Guys... I'm reviewing our au…
"...and then I told that API to SMD!" exclaimed Barbie. "Fantastic!" said Steven.
"...and then I told that API …
"Right now I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Later I'll get to create the actual game, which is much more fun to do."
"Right now I'm only creating …
As a result of poor Software Engineering the project is now massively over budget. Barbie is too stressed to sleep and continues to work hard!
As a result of poor Software …
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Jamal. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Jamal. "Now let's high-five!" Barbie agrees nervously, hoping that Jamal's blackness won't rub off on her deliciously white skin.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject f…
Due to the horribly underfunded state of our public schools, this computer is running Windows XP. I think we're about to completely wreck it.
Due to the horribly underfund…
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im g0nn4 h4xx0r u 1v1 me IRL …
Barbie tries to get her sister to let go of her laptop computer that needs to be given back to her sister's school.
Barbie tries to get her siste…
SCUM: dominant, secure, self-confident, nasty, violent, selfish, independent, proud, thrill-seeking, free-wheeling, arrogant females, who consider themselves fit to rule the universe, who have free-wheeled to the limits of this "society" and are ready to wheel on to something far beyond what it has to offer.
SCUM: dominant, secure, self-…
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Plz can I haz ur laptop for my WOW raid says barbie. OMG no says skipper I'm in the middle of 18 hour hack session I need to sort these binary trees or I'll never sleep again!
Plz can I haz ur laptop for m…
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I'll teach Ari to take all the female attention from the group!
I'll teach Ari to take all th…
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