Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says confidently. " Steven and Brian offered to help me program the game, but since I am an independent woman, I don't need no man !"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Toll Mona! Alle Deine Variablen sind mit dem richtigen Präfix versehen und auch alle Klassen haben ein hervorragendes Design.
Toll Mona! Alle Deine Variabl…
"Yaeh Dein XCP-Server läuft spitze."
"Yaeh Dein XCP-Server läuft s…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Connecting to the database is now so easy, I can do it while eating yoghurt ....
Connecting to the database is…
"Dammit Laura! How am I supposed to create this stupid document now!?", said Jessica as she smacked Laura with a pillow. "I don't make sense, why do I have a skateboard when I'm a computer programmer", stated Laura.
"Dammit Laura! How am I suppo…
" I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Steven. "Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea, Steven," says Barbie. "Library computers are notorious for being filled with viruses."
" I'll hook Skipper's hard dr…
"Can Brian and I help?" asks Steven. "Sure!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you help with the graphics? The designs are on my laptop." "Sure!" says Steven. "My laptop has excellent 3D designing software."
"Can Brian and I help?" asks …
"You can market anything if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the Marketing Department's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The network router has no security software to protect it. The Internet can be a cruel place."
"You can market anything if B…
"Oh, don't mind me." Barbie says, laughing, "I'm just looking at this mess of letters and numbers these dumbasses called code and laughing at how they thought 'GameCode' along with some numbers was all they needed to write for an RPG."
"Oh, don't mind me." Barbie s…
Barbie wipes both laptop hard drives. Next, she re-installs the operating systems from clean disk image backups. After writing ALL of the code for her new game, she pushed it to her repository. And the entire time, Steven & Brian checked out ( ?° ?? ?°) all the hot guys! Now she was ready to sandbox that flash drive and reverse engineer that virus. "FUCK! The FIRMWARE has been infected! BadUsb!" Barbie wanted to smash the flash drive! But then she realized that she could get rich by manufacturing USB devices that had protected firmware.
Barbie wipes both laptop hard…
"Want me to show you how to code, Skip?"
"Want me to show you how to c…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's brains in jars to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the dick pics of Ken you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I got a VC to fund my start up and I only had to backhand the thirsty fool twice!" exclaimed Barbie.
"I got a VC to fund my start …
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"Hey Barbie, do you want a hand with that?" asked Steven. "You're only a girl, so you must need some help." "Yeah," Brian said. "Steven's a man, and everyone knows that men are inherently better at coding. " Barbie was furious. "Are you saying that just because of my gender I'm a worse programmer than you? It should be you asking me for help!"
"Hey Barbie, do you want a ha…
Stephen, where's your and Barbie's Python project?" asked the teacher. Stephen pointed at Barbie. "I've got it!" she replied. "Stephen created an infinite loop by mistake and didn't define any global variables, but I sorted that out for him."
Stephen, where's your and Bar…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper noting Barbie's sudden irritation. "Oh nothing really," Barbie replied. "Just my code didn't do what I intended it to do. That happens though, a lot of programming is debugging what didn't work. I'm just irritated that I didn't test this piece earlier. But sometimes I get so focused in coding I forget to stop to test." "Maybe you should take a break?" suggested Skipper. "Yeah usually that helps. If I can step away from the code for a few minutes, the solution is often obvious when I come back...want to see my awesome sketch of r2d2?" asked Barbie smiling, pulling away from the computer. "Sure!" Exclaimed Skipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper noting Barbie's sudden irritation. "Oh nothing really," Barbie replied. "Just my code didn't do what I intended it to do. That happens though, a lot of programming is debugging what didn't work. I'm just irritated that I didn't test this piece earlier. But sometimes I get so focused in coding I forget to stop to test." "Maybe you should take a break?" suggested Skipper. "Yeah usually that helps. If I can step away from the code for a few minutes, the solution is often obvious when I come back...want to see my awesome sketch of r2d2?" asked Barbie smiling, pulling away from the computer. "Sure!" Exclaimed Skipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Skipper…
"What's this?" skipper questioned. " IT IS A STUPID DOG I HAVE TO CODE IN BECAUSE THE TWO HOT GUYS I PARTNERED WITH DONT DO SH** NOW GET YOUR WHORE HANDS OFF OF IT OR I'LL STAB YOUR EYES OUT!" "sheesh okay i'll just eat this banana seductively in front of that hot blond guy you partnered up with."
"What's this?" skipper questi…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the es from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Why the fuck would you push un-tested code to production?", asks Barbie. Steven and Brian blush. "Now I'm going to be up all night fixing these bullshit exceptions. Get out." Steven and Brian shuffle out of the room.
"Why the fuck would you push …
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