Create your own!
"What's this?" skipper questioned. " IT IS A STUPID DOG I HAVE TO CODE IN BECAUSE THE TWO HOT GUYS I PARTNERED WITH DONT DO SH** NOW GET YOUR WHORE HANDS OFF OF IT OR I'LL STAB YOUR EYES OUT!"
"sheesh okay i'll just eat this banana seductively in front of that hot blond guy you partnered up with."