User-Submitted Improvements

"I've got Skipper's porn from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "One last request," says Steven as he begins unbuckling his belt, "I require sexual favours for this". Barbie and Steven then proceed to fuck for over 3 hours. Once finished Steven says, "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's porn fr...
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barbie shows le game. bae say "boooo".
barbie shows le game. bae s...
"I made some more art assets," says Brian. "I'm sorry I can't help you guys more with the coding." 
"Not everyone on a design team has to be writing code!" Barbie says. "Besides, we need your help more than ever. Look at this awful UI. Hey, nice laptop, Stephen."
"Thanks!" says Stephen. "Nothing wrong with a dude liking pink."
"I made some more art asset...
ow, what have you done with my hair?
 i'm twerking!yay.
ow, what have you done with...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Janet's and Sarah ideas"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I finished a 5 point scrum task", says Barbie. "Enough for the day, time for some dank memes :D"
"I finished a 5 point scrum...
Barbie: "Right! We've finished our pseudocode, now we just need to code the actual program".                 
       Brian: "What if we just change the file extension of the pseudocode from .txt to .py?".          
                           Barbie: "Brian, that is without a shadow of a doubt the stupidest..."                 
                                                        Brian : "It worked! The  code compiled and it runs just fine"          
                                                               
          Barbie : *Facepalms*  "God damn it"
Barbie: "Right! We've finis...
When Barbie walks over to put her flash drive in Skipper's computer, she rips it out of Barbie's hands and runs away. "Damn, I can't let her see that I'm a /b/tard, she'll beat my ass raw again!"
When Barbie walks over to p...
When Barbie tries to put the moves on her sister, she tries to resist, resulting in Barbie accidentally making her click on a suspicious link. The screen starts saying you are an idiot and laughing. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "What the hell, you ruined my compy, and I forgot to back up my pirated movies!" cries Skipper. "And all my gay po- I mean, school work is lost, too!"
When Barbie tries to put th...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise I'll be back to tongue your pussy!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...

"I'm so sorry, Tick 3," says Barbie. "I have to run off to sanity now. But I promise to find a way to solve you." "You better!" Tick 3 replies as she playfully crashes Barbie's self-esteem.
"I'm so sorry, Tick 3," say...
"Why are you crying?" enquires Barbie from her sister.                   "I don't want Java! I want Poly ML and tail-recursion and immutable data."          
                                                                     Her sister has never been seen at Barbie's apartment again.
"Why are you crying?" enqui...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "The puppy won't be used in a game Skipper. I'm going to build an army of them to take over the world."
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"Barbie, that's very impressive, how did you generate that image of a dog using ML?" Asked Barbie's teacher; "Why, it was simple!" Exclaimed Barbie, "I just defined a simple curried function that... oh everyone's fallen asleep."
"Barbie, that's very impres...
"Isn't it great that our laptops and jackets have matching colours?"
"Isn't it great that our la...
"I'll just finish this frozen yogurt" said Barbie, "and then I'll finish working on my ransomware project! How else will I fund my Barbiegirl lifestyle?"
"I'll just finish this froz...
"You've managed to encrypt Skipper's hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie, "I'm going to get a whole year's pocket money off of this ransom!"
"You've managed to encrypt ...
"Oh shit!" exclaimed barbie, "I just spilled yogurt on my brand new laptop!"
"Oh shit!" exclaimed barbie...
"Brian, you really shouldn't name your variables a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, ag, ah, ai, aj, ak, al, am, an, ao, ap, etc.?" asked Barbie, "You know that's really bad practice right?"
"Brian, you really shouldn'...
"Steven and Brian are only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They'll need the skills of an Elite Programmer like me to turn it into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian are only ...
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, it mounts automatically. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus was on the flash drive!" "What an interesting malware sample!" cries Skipper with joy, "So, why would the guys want to infect you with anything?"
When Barbie puts her flash ...
"Brian, why are all your browsers permanently in private browsing mode?"
"Brian, why are all your br...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "That's what you get for using Windows" says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her d...

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