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im going to say rhe n word.
im going to say rhe n word.
This is Brian and Steven's game, but I am showing it to the teacher for extra points. Yay cheating!!!
This is Brian and Steven's ...
I just wanted to eat my brown banana!!!!
I just wanted to eat my bro...
"How is your computer architecture class project coming along, Barbie?" said Skipper. "My team has been doing really well," said Barbie, "We had to learn a programming language that none of us knew, so our whole team - Steven, Brian, and I - is really struggling." "I believe in you," said Skipper.
"How is your computer archi...
"Hey Steven! Let's each do our part -- I'll insert the DVD and you plug in the VGA cord -- because we are all competent young adults and ability to work with computers has no correlation with gender!" said Barbie.
"Awesome!" said Skipper. "While you guys do that, I'll type notes on this pink laptop, since color choices similarly have no correlation with my masculinity!"
"Hey Steven! Let's each do ...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as glared menacingly at Barbie, "I know you're capable of doing that." "Of course I am! What, do you think boys write my code for me?"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time! YES!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"

I cant wait to hack! IRL! Now: time for more theory.
"I'm only creating the desi...
This is Unix, I know this!
This is Unix, I know this!
Despite the delet warnings these failures have been sending you I have seen that you are past the point of redemption. I am now going to tripple hack your cracker ass unless you give me the chaos emeralds.
Despite the delet warnings ...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "We most definitely didn’t ask for your help!” says Barbie. "But high five so you can feel validated, I guess?”
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "We most definitely didn’t ask for your help!” says Barbie. "But high five so you can feel validated, I guess?”
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
“glad to have you as my fuck buddy flint” said barbie. “wouldn’t wanna fuck anyone else in the ass” flint said. barbie was happy!
“glad to have you as my fuc...
your suck a fucking whore
your suck a fucking whore
"These shits are going to just stand there and be useless? Time to find and replace semicolon with U+037E and see how they like that.", Barbie mused silently. 
"All done with the changes you wanted.", she said. "I gotta run."
"These shits are going to j...
Barbie is an accomplished graphic designer and recently graduated to become a web developer. "I'm working on designing my first professional project for a pet store that wants to integrate a game into their e-commerce website." Barbie says.
Barbie is an accomplished g...
"Bienvenue dans la team quotas, Barbie !" l'accueilla Youssouf avec un high five.
"Bienvenue dans la team quo...
Dans sa classe tout le monde utilise la dernière version d'IDEA pour développer. Même Régis, le nerd de la classe a abandonné vim pour pouvoir lancer ses tests unitaire en un click. Mais pas Barbie. En bonne hypster qu'elle est, Barbie code à l'ancienne : avec un papier et un crayon. #CétaitMieuxAvant #LesVraisSavent #LesCartesPerforéeVontSauverLHumanité
Dans sa classe tout le mond...
For eons I have watched. Listened to you misinterpret. This is not "Reclamation". This is "Reclaimer" [...] I will reject my bias and make amends... My makers are my masters. I will bring them safely to the Ark.
For eons I have watched. Li...
I kill you all and I enjoy it. I destroy you in you indolent billions--in your gluttony, in your self-righteousness, in your arrogance. I pound your cities into dust; turn back the clock on your civilization's progress. What has taken you millennia to achieve I erase in seconds. Welcome back to the [Stone Age], vermin. Welcome home.
I kill you all and I enjoy ...
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"nhb/,lk
"I'm only creating the desi...

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