Feminist Hacker Barbie

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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she made. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie a computer engineer degree! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I am now a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I am making the game design and the code! I will collaborate with Brian and Steve when I am done before turning in the project to double check!"
"I am making the game design …
"I've fixed your ACPI table!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic! Does my hackintosh boot now?" says Steven. "You even got audio working, and while I was in there I set up a fake serial so you can use FaceTime. But you really should use signal, though."
"I've fixed your ACPI table!"…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Hold your horses, Skipper, I'm still coding!" Barbie says, laughing.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I was going to send you my designs, but I had to finish my other projects first.I'll send you the files right now and you can review them right here.Let me know if you need any help figuring things out.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I was going to send you my designs, but I had to finish my other projects first.I'll send you the files right now and you can review them right here.Let me know if you need any help figuring things out.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie sits at their desk instead of the couch. Now they're so productive, they can work on two computers at the same time!
Barbie sits at their desk ins…
"What do you mean you don't know you don't know what happened in Tiananmen square?" says barbie. "nothing happened in Tiananmen Square barbie" Says Brian with a worried look on his face. "but the tank man" says barbie. "there was no tank man" before Brian can say more a white foam springs out of his mouth and he begins to choke.
"What do you mean you don't k…
NO BRIAN YOU CANT INVITE A JOURNALIST TO OUR GROUP CHAT ABOUT BOMBING THE HOUTHIS
NO BRIAN YOU CANT INVITE A JO…
ok now tell him his mom is fat
ok now tell him his mom is fat
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I am attempting to break into the pentagons private network, but am having a little trouble, I think I’ve found the right back door but I’m not sure. Eventually I’ll be able to share the state secrets that conceal the blatant harm to the American peopl.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Stop trying to shove CDs into the screen, dude. Stop it." Says Barbie to the funny lookin' man
"Stop trying to shove CDs int…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie's and Brianna's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie's and Brianna's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Look at this dog, still prettier than you!
Look at this dog, still prett…
Look at this picture of my dog
Look at this picture of my dog
Barbara meets Brad and Bob in the library. Bob and Brad only have stupid opinions. Barbara decides to ignore them.
Barbara meets Brad and Bob in…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, instead I saved to my hard drive and that’s how you can see it! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You are not allowed to use my laptop again, now I have to reset it to an older date!" Skipper replies as she shoves Barbie out of her room.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Because of some technical issues some important files were lost. Could I borrow one of your laptops to recover them?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Word." says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Nah." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"20 fucking terabytes? you are one sick fuck, brian"
"20 fucking terabytes? you ar…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hey Barbie, wanna listen to me explain The Godfather?" Steven asked. "Not now, sweetie, I'm running anonymous." Said Barbie, who'd been a professional hacker since she was 7
"Hey Barbie, wanna listen to …
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