User-Submitted Improvements

"I will be," Barbie smiles. "A COMPUTER ENGINEER!"
"Really?" A voice sounds through the speaker of her laptop. It's Ken. "You see, it's more of a boys thing. You should just be a model or something. You're pretty."
Barbie scowls at the webcam, "Ken. I can be ANYONE I WANT. Okay? And I don't need you telling me I'd rather be a model because I'm PRETTY." Barbie hangs up and enjoys the rest of her yoghurt while writing some code for her new game.
"I will be," Barbie smiles....
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?"
"Sure thing," Barbie says, "I'm just waiting on Steven and Brian. These two are taking ages uploading their parts to GitHub. I knew I shouldn't have agreed for them to be a part of my awesome project. Now everyone's gonna credit them. When they DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE GITHUB!"
"Wow, sis, that sucks," Skipper says. "But why didn't you ask me to code with you? Did you forget I have experience in that?"
"Well," Barbie hesitates. "I guess I thought you were busy."
"Yeah right. Busy waiting on some guys to do everything for me? Barbie, I thought we had a bond."
"Sorry Skipper! Really. It's just... I wanted to impress my boyfriend and his friends..."
"Ken would be more impressed if you and I finished that game ages ago. Now give me your phone, I'll call up these "guys" to hurry their butts up or else!"
"Thanks, Skipper. You really are amazing," Barbie smiles. Next time, she thought, I'll definitely work with Skipper. Enough guys! She already wasted ages teaching them to use basic software. It was time for change!
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"Oh no!" Barbie fumes. "Did he HAVE to completely FAIL my awesome game, when MY code is ALREADY DOING ITS JOB PERFECTLY?"
Skipper smiles as she pours herself a glass of orange juice. "Barbie, you're so badass. I want to be a computer engineer like you when I grow up."
"Aw thanks, Skipper," Barbie says. "I'm sure you'll be one. Now go to school. I've got some important bugs to fix."
"Oh no!" Barbie fumes. "Did...
"Well done for rescuing Skipper's assignment!" exclaims Steven. 
"Thanks!" says Barbie. "And you for helping me make my puppy game." 
"No problem. After all, you've been doing most of the work. Brian and I are just hanging out with the coolest girl alive. No pressure."
"Oh stop it, Steven," Barbie says, blushing at being called cool because she codes. She feels a sense of pride for her accomplishments.
"Well done for rescuing Ski...
Naming things are hard.
Naming things are hard.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "I am an idiot when it comes to games"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
When Barbie saw Skipper's 500-line method, she lost her shit. "Skipper!" she cried, "What ever happened to readability? Refactor that one method into at least 3 services and separate your data access logic!" Embarassed, Skipper tried to hide her failure, but there was no unseeing that kind of spaghetti code.
When Barbie saw Skipper's 5...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie." I made a game do you like it" "It is awesome"Brian said "Yeah"Steven said
After class, Barbie meets w...
"If your teams followed the process then we wouldn't be in this situation!" yelled Barbie as she resolved everyone's merge conflicts.
"If your teams followed the...
"If your teams followed the process then we wouldn't be in this situation!" yelled barbie as she tried to resolve everyone's conflicts.
"If your teams followed the...
come on and suck my big dick barbie
come on and suck my big dic...
Barbie's sister, Skipper had just cleaned out her backpack and found a note sayings that her ears were as big as a dog. Skipper wanted to solve the issue herself but she didn't know how.
Barbie's sister, Skipper ha...
Barbie's sister, Skipper had just cleaned out her backpack and found a note sayings that her ears were as big as a dog. Skipper wanted to solve the issue herself but she didn't know how.
Barbie's sister, Skipper ha...
Barbie wasn't sure how to help, so she knew she could get help from her friends in school. Barbie was excited to help her sister and really wanted to help Skipper stop the bullies.
Barbie wasn't sure how to h...
During breakfast Skipper said to Barbie " I didn't want to tell anyone about this but I don't know who else to go to." Barbie told Skipper that she would help her and come up with ways to stop the bullying.
During breakfast Skipper sa...
Barbie came into Skipper's room to show her the ideas she came up with to stop her bully. Skipper was so thankful for Barbie's ideas she hugged her and told her "Thank you so much for helping me"
Barbie came into Skipper's ...
Barbie came into Skipper's room and Skipper didn't want Barbie to see the note so she tried to push Barbie out of her room.
Barbie came into Skipper's ...
 Barbie's sister, Skipper had just cleaned out her backpack and she found a note that her ears were as big a dog. She didn't know what to do. Skipper wanted to solve the problem herself and didn't want anyone to know.
Barbie's sister, Skipper h...
Barbie's sister, Skipper had just cleaned out her backpack and she found a note that her ears were as big a dog. She didn't know what to do. So she wanted to go to her sister, Barbie and ask her to help.
Barbie's sister, Skipper ha...
Skipper found the notes that barbie made about ways to stop her bully and she was so excited and ready to use the methods to stop her bully.
Skipper found the notes tha...
During breakfest Skipper told barbie she didn't know what to do and that she needed help dealing with her bully.
During breakfest Skipper to...
      Barbie came up with many different ideas like standing up to the bully and telling their parents. She made notes on the computer to tell Skipper later.
Barbie came up with m...
Barbie came up with many different ideas like standing up to the bully and telling their parents.
Barbie came up with many di...
While in the library, Barbie and her friends tried to come up with many ideas to stop bullying. They couldn't come up with any ideas so they decided to find some online.
While in the library, Barbi...
While in the library, Barbie and her friends came up with ways to help skipper stop her bully. They came up with many phrases skipper could use to stop the bullying.
While in the library, Barbi...

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