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Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No it won't." said Baribie, and took her kick ass dual pink and black laptops back, 'cus she's about getting the best of both worlds.
"It will go faster if Brian...
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?"
"No, Skipper. I hate you. You suck." said Barbie.
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
Brian, pulling that VGA connector will do absolutely nothing! Why don't you go make me a cup of tea to help me focus, instead?
Brian, pulling that VGA con...
Barbie is asked to show the whole class her algorithm for sorting mansplainers from well meaning male students.  For some reason the teacher is viewing the binaries, which no one can understand. LULZ follow.
Barbie is asked to show the...
"Gran trabajo Barbie, por un momento pensé que no lo lograrias, pero sin duda me impresionaste"
"Por cierto, ¿donde están los $100? " —Replicó Barbie "Pensé que no los querrías" —Dijo Marco ligeramente desconcertado "No estás del todo mal, no los voy a usar para mí, los pienso donar :D"
"Gran trabajo Barbie, por u...
"¡Oh Dios mío Barbie!, se prende en 10 segundos y todo está tan rápido, no se como te podría agradecer" "No me lo deberías de agradecer, en serio ("no te puedo decir que es parte de un juego")
"¡Oh Dios mío Barbie!, se p...
"Podemos aprovechar que tengo todo descargado en mi laptop, solo necesitamos cualquier LiveCD" —Dijo Barbie
"Marco, monta en red /usr/portage y /usr/src" —Le solicitó a Marco
"Tenemos un problema" —Suspiró " Plymonth sólo sirve con systemd, lo necesitamos para que parezca Windows" —Dijo preocupada Barbie
"¿Qué es Plymounth Barbie?, recuerda que somos Winduseros hardcore  a diferencia de tí que sólo usas Linux" "Es la animación de inicio Steve" —Contestó Marco el cual es un especialista en redes que no tenía ningún problema de hacer lo que dijo Barbie.
"Podemos aprovechar que ten...
Estos escritorios de Gentoo se ven muy serios!!¿ Por qué no le dan más vida?
Estos escritorios de Gentoo...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
After class Ally went to the library to finish her paper. Sentence after sentence poured out onto the screen of her laptop and soon she had just a few pages left. Something however, wasn't quite right. Two dudes lurked at a table not far away trying to meet her eye line. "Hey. Shitheads." Ally asserted, looking up from her work. "In 2013 only 190 men under the age of 25 had testicular cancer in Canada. If you two don't quit staring, I'll make sure it's at least 192 for next year!" An uncomfortable smile broke out over the face of one of the boys. "Uhh? Uhh." Unable to form an apology the two boys glanced at one another, and then back again at Ally, before scurrying off into the distance, their feet firmly planted in their gaping mouths. Satisfied, Ally returned to her work...
After class Ally went to th...
"don't take that miss, it's not yours! It's MINE!!" yelled out the doctor as Barbie was rushing out towards the door. "I'ts mine now bitch, also wtf is with this shitting dog game on here, aren't you supposed to have like doctors stuff on it??" shes sprints out somewhat confused about the game.
"don't take that miss, it's...
"It will go faster if Brian and you help Steven," offers Barbie. "Great!" says Steven. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?",says Barbie."Sure!" says Steven. "Do you need anymore help,"says Barbie. "actually yes"
"It will go faster if Brian...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys,have you sent me your designs. I really am anxious to tutor you on making a game."
After class, Barbie meets w...
 "I'll need Steven and Brian help design and I'll help them to turn it into a real game!"
"I'll need Steven and Bria...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"says Barbie.
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
When Barbie put in the flash drive, all her porn showed up.
"Oh no, Said barbie", "that's the Wrong flash drive".
When Barbie put in the flas...
"I'm only designing the game right now," explained Barbie.  "You should never start coding without any sort of plan!"
"I'm only designing the gam...
iv got here hard drive for this thing we are doing
iv got here hard drive for ...
Hi im Barbie you suck
Hi im Barbie you suck
,,I am sorry,Skipper." Barbie said.,,Maybe Brian and Jeff can fix it.Oh,I have to go to school now."
,,Get out of my room!"Angry,Skipper hitted Barbie with a pilow.
,,I am sorry,Skipper." Barb...
Barbie tried to continue her project on Skipper's laptop.
,,Hey!It works!" she said.Some minutes later,the screen was filled with errors.Skipper came into her room to print her history project,but it was deleted by one of Barbie's viruses,the same thing to the rest of her installed files and programs.The laptop also downgraded to Windows Me and became really slow.
,,My laptop!" Skipper was terrified.
Barbie tried to continue he...
Barbie tried to continue her project on Skipper's laptop.
,,Hey!It works!" she said.Some minutes later,the screen is filled with errors.Skipper came into her room to print her history project,but it was deleted by one of Barbie's viruses,the same thing to the rest of her installed files and programs.The laptop also downgraded to Windows Me and became really slow.
,,My laptop!" Skipper was terrified.
Barbie tried to continue he...

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