Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Hey Steven, I've installed a wiper malware on your machine to rid you of all the boring university data, now you can play computer games all day long!" says Barbie. "Yay, lol!" says Steven, and goes on to never finish university.
"Hey Steven, I've installed…
"Hey Steven, I've installed a wiper malware on your machine to rid you of all the boring university data, now you can play computer games all day long!" says Barbie. "Yay, lol!" says Steven, and goes on to never finish university.
"Hey Steven, I've installed a…
Brian just got a nasty virus on his computer and he knows that only Barbie can fix it. So he asks her nicely and she says, it's 2 BTC this time. Get your shit together!
Brian just got a nasty virus …
Python apps will often use packages and modules that don’t come as part of the standard library. This means it may not be possible for one Python installation to meet the requirements of every app. If app A needs version 1.0 of a particular module but app B needs version 2.0, then the requirements are in conflict and installing either version 1.0 or 2.0 will leave one application unable to run. The solution is to create a virtual environment, a self-contained directory tree that contains a Python installation.
Python apps will often use pa…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie, blushing as a suspicious odor fills the room. "I have to run off to school now." "You better get out of here!" Skipper yells, angrily shoving Barbie toward the door. "First you infect my laptop with a nasty virus, and now my room! Go!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"I'm only creating the fucking ideas
"I'm only creating the fuckin…
Hey guys I’m designing a sweet ODK xlsform for disaster relief in Mozambique
Hey guys I’m designing a swee…
"Since it's a bad, rainy day, I have been drawing pictures of my puppy to cure my boredom," says Skipper. "Maybe this will help."
"Since it's a bad, rainy day,…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
MR OBAMA GET DOWN!!
MR OBAMA GET DOWN!!
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she made. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie a computer engineer degree! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I am now a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I am making the game design and the code! I will collaborate with Brian and Steve when I am done before turning in the project to double check!"
"I am making the game design …
"I've fixed your ACPI table!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic! Does my hackintosh boot now?" says Steven. "You even got audio working, and while I was in there I set up a fake serial so you can use FaceTime. But you really should use signal, though."
"I've fixed your ACPI table!"…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Hold your horses, Skipper, I'm still coding!" Barbie says, laughing.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I was going to send you my designs, but I had to finish my other projects first.I'll send you the files right now and you can review them right here.Let me know if you need any help figuring things out.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I was going to send you my designs, but I had to finish my other projects first.I'll send you the files right now and you can review them right here.Let me know if you need any help figuring things out.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie sits at their desk instead of the couch. Now they're so productive, they can work on two computers at the same time!
Barbie sits at their desk ins…
"What do you mean you don't know you don't know what happened in Tiananmen square?" says barbie. "nothing happened in Tiananmen Square barbie" Says Brian with a worried look on his face. "but the tank man" says barbie. "there was no tank man" before Brian can say more a white foam springs out of his mouth and he begins to choke.
"What do you mean you don't k…
NO BRIAN YOU CANT INVITE A JOURNALIST TO OUR GROUP CHAT ABOUT BOMBING THE HOUTHIS
NO BRIAN YOU CANT INVITE A JO…
ok now tell him his mom is fat
ok now tell him his mom is fat
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I am attempting to break into the pentagons private network, but am having a little trouble, I think I’ve found the right back door but I’m not sure. Eventually I’ll be able to share the state secrets that conceal the blatant harm to the American peopl.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Stop trying to shove CDs into the screen, dude. Stop it." Says Barbie to the funny lookin' man
"Stop trying to shove CDs int…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie's and Brianna's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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