User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I wrote a cool program during the week-end, I can totally teach this class from now on" says Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"I LOVE THESE DICK PICS SO MUCH IM GONNA SUCK ALL OF THEM"
"I LOVE THESE DICK PICS SO ...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other nudes, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the nudes from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"I may be nice. But 16 years later, I'll be able to take all of your souls using JavaScript and see if you like my brand or not," said Barbie.
"I may be nice. But 16 year...
"It will go faster if Lebron James and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Lebro...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"STOP TOUCHING ALL MY FUCKING SHIT BRIAN YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC" Barbie shrieks with a hint of autism.
"STOP TOUCHING ALL MY FUCKI...
At computer class, Barbie brings up her laptop bomb. To her delight, nobody noticed it was fake! "I guess I can be a suicide bomber!" says Barbie happily, blowing up the whole west wing of her school.
At computer class, Barbie b...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm working on hacking Russia government, can you bring me some food right now please?" "Sir yes sir!" answers Brian.
After class, Barbie meets w...
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. "Maybe I'll hack the mainframe to do it!"
After class, Barbie meets w...
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"Are you using Linux?" asked Skipper.

"What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux," replied Barbie.
"Are you using Linux?" aske...
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
I'd just like to interject ...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "soon i will feast on the brains of foolish men"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
It doesn't. That's just a "template" file, which I use search and replace in order to generate the three monomorphized go files.

If you look closely, those aren't angle brackets, they're characters from the Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics block, which are allowed in Go identifiers. From Go's perspective, that's just one long identifier.
It doesn't. That's just a "...
i wonder if i can make a sandwich with this computer
i wonder if i can make a sa...
I once ate a potato but I didn't just eat it. I was it. Caniblizm.
I once ate a potato but I d...
I once at a potato but I didn't just eat the potato, I was the potato. cannibalizm.
I once at a potato but I di...
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand 
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip 
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand 
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman 
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man 
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man 
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand 
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip 
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand 
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman 
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man 
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the h...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to fart off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
"MY ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS. MY SHAME FOLDER. ALL GONE." Skipper squeaked as she clutched onto her computer, kissing her keyboard good-bye. 
"I told you not to use Tor browser on a slow functioning laptop. You never listen to me, Skip." Barbie berated her sister, getting lightheaded from the stupidity her sister disgraced upon the house.
"MY ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS. MY S...
barbie just doesn't give a fuck
barbie just doesn't give a ...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...

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