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"I'm only creating the plot," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into real porn!"
"I'm only creating the plot...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "Ummm, what about my sister, she did half the work, give her some extra credit too!" barbie says with her hands on her hips, "Well, your sister is a toddler, and in elementary school, so I am going to give you a 50 now because you let your sister do half of this" the teacher says frowning.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Barbie tries to push her repo to GitHub but finds that her directory is a mess. "Skipper!" Barbie shouted. "Did you use merge commit again? When you pull, you have to always rebase! Thank goodness I always keep a backup. Don't do that again! Let me fix this up, and you and I are going to have a nice long sit-down about good GitHub practices."
Barbie tries to push her re...
"I love Linux but wow the Wi-Fi is fragile. It is absolutely not acceptable that I'm spending precious time to soft-reinstall my OS instead of fixing the training step for my Restricted Boltzmann Machine," Barbie says. "And if TensorFlow dares to deprecate on me AGAIN, I'm breaking up with it for good!" Barbie grimaced.
"I love Linux but wow the W...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
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"Ok," Barbie whispered, loud enough so her friends could hear, "I'm in. Steven, you're on lookout duty. Warn me if someone's coming over. Brian, when the time comes, I need you to text me to codes. Got it?" Brian and Steven nodded. Barbie's plan to hack into the FBI database seemed ridiculous, but they were more afraid of Barbie than getting caught. Guantanamo Bay seemed like child's play in comparison to what Barbie could do to them.
"Ok," Barbie whispered, lou...
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Fuck Steven and Brian. I'll violate this NDA and take my amazing ideas to Nintendo!
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"Listen here you brogramming himbo's, DVD's are dead.  Just send me the .onion.  I'm going to keep this shitty disk though to put my drink on while I peer review your shitty code.
"Listen here you brogrammin...
I can't wait to code my new game!
I can't wait to code my new...
Brian I swear to God if you unplug my monitor one more time I will fucking shank you with this totally-not-pirated copy of "The Social Network"!
Brian I swear to God if you...
"I'm writing the code,” Barbie says, concentrated. “I can’t wait to see the finished product!”
"I'm writing the code,” Bar...
"I've got Skipper's porn stash from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her 'other' files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. And start fapping!"
"I've got Skipper's porn st...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Stewie's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
Why isn't this computer pink I'm sorry Barbie we can't find a pink MacBook bull crap you better find me a pink MacBook or else you idiot otherwise I'm dumping you nooooooooooooooooooo
Why isn't this computer pin...
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"I'm looking forward to getting both the front and back end done on this project," Barbie said. "I've got a background in product design but taught myself HTML, CSS, Java, and ReactJS last year."
"I'm looking forward to get...
"I'm only writing about seizing the means of production," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real revolution"
"I'm only writing about sei...
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"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop.” “Lies,” Skipper mutters to herself. “What?” Barbie turns around, confused. “Goodbye, sister.” Skipper couldn’t help but smile as she gave her sister a fatal blow to the head with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie oral pleasure as extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a smart hooker now!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
"I'm only creating the design ideas and doing ALL of the work," Barbie says, laughing manically. "Steven and Brian are useless idiots and I have no idea how they got this far in life."
"I'm only creating the desi...
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