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"You put Mems on my battlestation, you bitch!"
"You put Mems on my battles...
"I downloaded some RAM. Hopefully that will make this piece of shit faster."
"I downloaded some RAM. Hop...
Skipper's Laptop was Hijacked by a worm, she cries "I lost my homework."
Barbie takes the laptop and connected wireless to her back up server via net use command as the shell (explorer) did not know where it was installed, xcopy /s *.* moved the data to back up server. Did a size comparison, file checksum, AV on backup server to make sure there was no further infection, wiped the drive DOD 3x, Reinstalled OS with OEM license. Reinstalled all OEM drivers and list of personal programs. then placed data back on the laptop.
Skipper was thrilled that she did not have to use the lame excuse, "A virus ate my homework."
Skipper's Laptop was Hijack...
fuck niggers
fuck niggers
After Barbie found out her dad was butt raped by her aunt, she high fived miguel.
After Barbie found out her ...
nigga what
nigga what
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "I'm going to call it honey boos"
"I'm only creating the desi...
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my porn!" cries Skipper. "And all my anal and oral clips are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash ...
"It will go faster if Brian and I fucked already," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
Skipper why the heck are you hitting me with this pillow
Skipper why the heck are yo...
"Barbie, stop it man you clicked one of those dang win a free amazon giftcar ads now my computr shut down." 
said skipper 





















"Sorry kipper yall ever eat a book?" said bairbie
"Barbie, stop it man you cl...
"Steven don't touch my clean hands with your filthy oil-pizza eating hand, ima call the cops on you."
"Steven don't touch my clea...
Barbie makes it to computer class early to ask Ms.Smith a question. "Yall ms.smith yall ever eat a book?"
Barbie makes it to computer...
"Hey yall, im barbie, yall ever wanna be a computer engine?"
"Hey yall, im barbie, yall ...
Dear diary,
today i am forced to hang out with these lame people named eagle and glacier 
they are mean
please help me my best friend named kermit is my fellow nazi 

eagle is a jew
we kill her
glacier is a european
fucker
ur all dead to me
thats the right to
too with two o means also idiot
so ive been right
im letting my anger out here
too means also
i used it right
with the to you suggested it wouldnt of been the right use of grammar
you dumb fucker
Dear diary, today i am forc...
Im looking at gay porn" Says barbie to steve
Im looking at gay porn" Say...
Niedobra! A masz! Ju? mi wi?cej nie b?dziesz robi? asasynów.
Niedobra! A masz! Ju? mi wi...
Barbie powa?nie Horizon? Znowu rynna! Mo?e by? zrobi?a jakiego? porz?dnego sanboxa w 64K jak Minecraft.
Barbie powa?nie Horizon? Zn...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need both Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
IS IT TRUE NIGGERS HAVE FAT COCKS?!
IS IT TRUE NIGGERS HAVE FAT...
WHO DIS NIGGER?
WHO DIS NIGGER?
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"HMMM I SHOULD GET ME SOME OF THAT NAZI SNATCH"
"HMMM I SHOULD GET ME SOME ...

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