Feminist Hacker Barbie

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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it dors not works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too evil, Barbie! youborke my computer and bye bye my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Then biebie fucks skippero
The next morning, Barbie give…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I completed the game", says Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--but Skipper's never crashes because she uses Debian.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer runs Windows, so it has lots of backdoors and spyware."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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Barbie tries to launch her software but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Barbie Video Girl keeps crashing." says Barbie, "This is my 9/11".
Barbie tries to launch her so…
Barbie walks into Skipper's room, seeing her sister distraught while anxiously clutching her computer "What's wrong, Skip?" Barbie asked. "Barbie, you WON'T believe this," Skipper sobbed. "Some guy on Twitter with a Rick and Morty avatar and the handle @SJWDestroyer just doxxed me and is sending a Molotov cocktail to my home because he doesn't believe that girls like metal music and retro gaming!" Barbie helped Skipper calm down. "Someone on Twitter threatened to behead me with a sword because I took a selfie of myself eating Taco Bell while wearing a Radiohead shirt. These guys are extremely insecure about themselves, so they take out their anger on people they hate. But in reality, they aren't as powerful as they seem to be. I'll report the harassment tweets and the bomb threat to the FBI just like I did with that sword dork!" "Thank you, Barbie!" Skipper cried. "I'll show those chuds that I can like dope geeky things too!"
Barbie walks into Skipper's r…
"Somebody's been viewing porn on my computer again," growled Barbie, upset that Steven and Brian had infiltrated her computer with viruses for the umpteenth time. "You better not pull that shit again, or I'm telling all your friends that you play fantasy football."
"Somebody's been viewing porn…
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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie, with mock distress. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" Barbie laughed softly to herself.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Are you coding in FORTRAN?? What the fuck barbie????" "IT"S STILL RELEVANT FOR SCIENTIFIC PROGRAMMING STFU PYTHON IS JUST WRAPPED FORTRAN!!!"
"Are you coding in FORTRAN?? …
"Well, that's another 50k earned from bug bounties". Barbie has the skillz.
"Well, that's another 50k ear…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Chloe Hunter help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"Hi, guys," says Barbie. I’m currently working on several educational initiatives to promote cyber security practices and ensure women see tech as an attractive career opportunity.
"Hi, guys," says Barbie. I’…
"Hi, guys," says Sabrina. I’m currently working on a new Cyber Diversity in Action initiative to promote cyber security practices and ensure women see tech as an attractive career opportunity.
"Hi, guys," says Sabrina. I…
"Hi, guys," says Barbie. I’m currently working on a new Cyber Diversity in Action initiative to promote cyber security practices and ensure women see tech as an attractive career opportunity.
"Hi, guys," says Barbie. I’m…
After class, Sabrina meets with Joseph and Junior in the library. "Hi, guys," says Sabrina. I’m almost done extracting electronic data for processing and analysis and then we can present the findings to the law enforcement.
After class, Sabrina meets wi…
After class, Barbie meets with Joseph and Junior in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I’m almost done extracting electronic data for processing and analysis and then we can present the findings to the law enforcement.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Oh Skipper," says Barbie. "You should try coding too. It's a lot of fun. Then YOU could fix your laptop!" "That could be fun," said Skipper. "Then I could show those boys how it's done." "Come down to the office sometime, and I'll teach you." "That sounds great."
"Oh Skipper," says Barbie. "Y…
Barbie goes on the computer and Starts to roast the shit out of monster and crusher and she beat The shit out of knicjo and wins
Barbie goes on the computer a…
"I've got Knicjos dick from the hard drive!" Porn Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other porn files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's fuck the files from your dick drive. Both laptops will be as good as knicjo getting beat
"I've got Knicjos dick from t…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. You need to go now I'm going to fix the laptop with anti malware software. Run along now!
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. You need to go now I'm going to fix the laptop with anti malware software. Run along now!
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
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