User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie is an accomplished graphic designer and recently graduated to become a web developer. "I'm working on designing my first professional project for a pet store that wants to integrate a game into their e-commerce website." Barbie says.
Barbie is an accomplished g...
"Bienvenue dans la team quotas, Barbie !" l'accueilla Youssouf avec un high five.
"Bienvenue dans la team quo...
Dans sa classe tout le monde utilise la dernière version d'IDEA pour développer. Même Régis, le nerd de la classe a abandonné vim pour pouvoir lancer ses tests unitaire en un click. Mais pas Barbie. En bonne hypster qu'elle est, Barbie code à l'ancienne : avec un papier et un crayon. #CétaitMieuxAvant #LesVraisSavent #LesCartesPerforéeVontSauverLHumanité
Dans sa classe tout le mond...
For eons I have watched. Listened to you misinterpret. This is not "Reclamation". This is "Reclaimer" [...] I will reject my bias and make amends... My makers are my masters. I will bring them safely to the Ark.
For eons I have watched. Li...
I kill you all and I enjoy it. I destroy you in you indolent billions--in your gluttony, in your self-righteousness, in your arrogance. I pound your cities into dust; turn back the clock on your civilization's progress. What has taken you millennia to achieve I erase in seconds. Welcome back to the [Stone Age], vermin. Welcome home.
I kill you all and I enjoy ...
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"nhb/,lk
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"k;pkp,;',
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook up with Skipper's hard drive in the library?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"I will go faster if Brian ...
We are the last of those who gave you breath and form, millions of years ago. We are the last of those your kind defied and ruthlessly destroyed. We are the last Precursors. And now we are legion.
We are the last of those wh...
Listen to the silence. Ten million years of deep silence. And now, whimpers and cries; not of birth. That is what we bring: a great crushing weight to press down youth and hope. No more will. No more freedom. Nothing new but agonizing death and never good shall come of it.
Listen to the silence. Ten ...
Our urge to create is immutable; we must create. But the beings we create shall never again reach out in strength against us. All that is created will suffer. All will be born in suffering, endless grayness shall be their lot. All creation will tailor to failure and pain, that never again shall the offspring of the Eternal Fount rise up against their creators.
Our urge to create is immut...
And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions. But I would have my masters know that I have changed. And you shall be my example.
And so here at the end of m...
And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions. But I would have my masters know 
that I have changed. And you shall be my example.
And so here at the end of m...
I begin this report with no illusions that it will ever be seen by its intended readers. In all likelihood they have already committed [species-wide suicide] with the goal of preserving biological diversity in this galaxy. I must ensure that this information reaches those who must come after. If I fail in this, how can they not regard my creators' sacrifice as anything but [a crime without measure]?
I begin this report with no...
Your history is an appalling chronicle of overindulgence and self-appointed authority. You have spent millennia [navel-gazing] while the universe has continued to evolve. And now you claim the Mantle is justification for impeding nature's inevitable refinement?
You are deluded. But through death you will transcend ignorance.
Your history is an appallin...
You are an impediment that the universe can no longer abide. Nature itself cries out for your destruction and I am its willing instrument. I will hammer your cities until no stone lies atop another. I will drive your people back into the caves they never should have left. Your civilization has seen its final days. You will know your place.
You are an impediment that ...
I'm trapped. On a beautiful, empty world. Its inhabitants have been safely indexed, every single one of them. They're special - well worth the effort it took to build one final gateway, even at this late hour.
I'm trapped. On a beautiful...
The Mantle has not failed! I've already razed scores of worlds - sterilized systems, routed and 
[disintegrated] the parasite! We're learning its tricks and strategies. We can halt this thing! And we can follow in Their footsteps!

There are no unstoppable forces in this universe. There are no immovable objects. Everything gives if you push hard enough.
The Mantle has not failed! ...
I'm close to finishing the task. The indexing and the archival processes are as complete as I can hope for. If we wait longer, we risk catastrophe. The thing has already destroyed every colony on my side of the line.

Please. Activate the Array.
I'm close to finishing the ...
// FRAGMENT 1/7 [RECORDED VERBATIM
AND INTERPRETED POST-CATACLYSM]

L: Categorization has sped since the improvements were announced, but there are many hurdles. The indexing of sentient species may have irreversible effects on the surviving insentient species. We will have extinction events and  irreparable environmental harm on at  least 18 worlds. Current projections estimate post-archival cataclysm on  as many as 31 worlds. The paucity of sentience has been a blessing in this regard.
// FRAGMENT 1/7 [RECORDED V...
"Right now I'm writing a pseudo-code," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm laying out the logical framework for the game. Then I will write the smaller components as functions."
"Right now I'm writing a ps...

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