User-Submitted Improvements

-B! Whatcha done? - Says Skipper.
-I was working on this videogame and for some reason a lot of porn sites opened showing us girls as objects!

They felt how sick society is. Both girls though a puppy game could be confusing about girls role making them only caring and being nice. So they though about a new theme for the game which included strong women.
-B! Whatcha done? - Says Sk...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Barbie, take me, now
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
Barbie is implementing a new deployment pipeline. Toby and Andrew has no idea what the fuck that is. "why isn't git pull sufficient?" asks Toby.
Barbie can't work with retarded people. Barbie Quits
Barbie is implementing a ne...
<p>"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. </p>"Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
<p>"It will go faster if Br...
"Oh biy"
"Oh biy"
i love coding!  I did that all on my computer
i love coding! I did that ...
I'am a smart independent women who can do anything she puts her mind to. I graduated last year from MIT I know how to code without a mans help! This is a lesson. Make sure that you can be yourself without needing a man.
I'am a smart independent wo...
Hello CS5J!
Hello CS5J!
"Comía una banana mientras me reía del perro al que acababa de matar"
"Comía una banana mientras ...
Skipper Kishibe attempts to murder Barbie Higashikata with a pillow. "You utter LOSER," the brunette mangaka snapped. "Little Ken Hirose is MINE and you can't take him away from me."
Skipper Kishibe attempts to...
Skipper Kishibe looks at the puppy drawing, laughing. "That little Barbie Higashikata knows absolutely nothing about art," she said.
Skipper Kishibe looks at th...
"I'm raiding Animal Jam until it shuts down," Quackity said. What a fool.
"I'm raiding Animal Jam unt...
"look at my f***ing Mac poor people"
"look at my f***ing Mac poo...
Barbara visits her therapist. She believes that the obsession she holds for her new OC is getting a little weird. She has created a game centered around her OC. The contents of said game were to stay between Barbara and her therapist, by request of Barbara. Barbara’s visit to the therapist’s office lasted anywhere between 6 to 9 hours. She rated the session 4/20.
Barbara visits her therapis...
Barbara recovers from a long, hectic day and her sister’s violent behavior by finishing up chapter 17 of her Harry Potter fanfic. She has worked on “There’s More Than One Way To Use This Wand...” since she was twelve.
Barbara recovers from a lon...
Barbara recovers from her sister’s violent behavior by finishing up chapter 8 of her Harry Potter fanfic. She has been working on “There’s More Than One Way To Use This Wand...” for over a year.
Barbara recovers from her s...
"I get where it was coming from," said Brian, "but I think the Gillette ad went too far." "Enjoy fixing your laptop yourself," Barbie responded coldly as she took back her Linux boot disk. Steven pretended he didn't hear a word, but the smile on his face betrayed his thoughts.
"I get where it was coming ...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. “Sorry I’m late. Had to add some more files to make the game better!”
After class, Barbie meets w...
"I will be," Barbie smiles. "A COMPUTER ENGINEER!"
"Really?" A voice sounds through the speaker of her laptop. It's Ken. "You see, it's more of a boys thing. You should just be a model or something. You're pretty."
Barbie scowls at the webcam, "Ken. I can be ANYONE I WANT. Okay? And I don't need you telling me I'd rather be a model because I'm PRETTY." Barbie hangs up and enjoys the rest of her yoghurt while writing some code for her new game.
"I will be," Barbie smiles....
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?"
"Sure thing," Barbie says, "I'm just waiting on Steven and Brian. These two are taking ages uploading their parts to GitHub. I knew I shouldn't have agreed for them to be a part of my awesome project. Now everyone's gonna credit them. When they DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE GITHUB!"
"Wow, sis, that sucks," Skipper says. "But why didn't you ask me to code with you? Did you forget I have experience in that?"
"Well," Barbie hesitates. "I guess I thought you were busy."
"Yeah right. Busy waiting on some guys to do everything for me? Barbie, I thought we had a bond."
"Sorry Skipper! Really. It's just... I wanted to impress my boyfriend and his friends..."
"Ken would be more impressed if you and I finished that game ages ago. Now give me your phone, I'll call up these "guys" to hurry their butts up or else!"
"Thanks, Skipper. You really are amazing," Barbie smiles. Next time, she thought, I'll definitely work with Skipper. Enough guys! She already wasted ages teaching them to use basic software. It was time for change!
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"Oh no!" Barbie fumes. "Did he HAVE to completely FAIL my awesome game, when MY code is ALREADY DOING ITS JOB PERFECTLY?"
Skipper smiles as she pours herself a glass of orange juice. "Barbie, you're so badass. I want to be a computer engineer like you when I grow up."
"Aw thanks, Skipper," Barbie says. "I'm sure you'll be one. Now go to school. I've got some important bugs to fix."
"Oh no!" Barbie fumes. "Did...
"Well done for rescuing Skipper's assignment!" exclaims Steven. 
"Thanks!" says Barbie. "And you for helping me make my puppy game." 
"No problem. After all, you've been doing most of the work. Brian and I are just hanging out with the coolest girl alive. No pressure."
"Oh stop it, Steven," Barbie says, blushing at being called cool because she codes. She feels a sense of pride for her accomplishments.
"Well done for rescuing Ski...
Naming things are hard.
Naming things are hard.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "I am an idiot when it comes to games"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
When Barbie saw Skipper's 500-line method, she lost her shit. "Skipper!" she cried, "What ever happened to readability? Refactor that one method into at least 3 services and separate your data access logic!" Embarassed, Skipper tried to hide her failure, but there was no unseeing that kind of spaghetti code.
When Barbie saw Skipper's 5...

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