User-Submitted Improvements

"Do you want to hear my mixtape?" said Bryan. "It's pretty lit!"
"No.", answered Barbie. "Last CD you gave me was so shit I got ear-morrhoids."
"Do you want to hear my mix...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops which I can do in about an hour.
After class, Barbie meets w...
"I'm only creating the design ideas for now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll turn it into a real game soon!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library cumputer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
Protect safe, legal abortion
Protect safe, legal abortion
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie Scratches the top of her head. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher, mistaking the scratch for a raised hand. "Oopsie doopsie I done muffed it up again!” Says Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
We all know that Barbie is perfect. She basically can do anything and be anything. You wouldn't be surprised if she's a hacker or anything.
We all know that Barbie is ...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie. thh
Barbie makes it to computer...
Look at this shit . What kind of adware is this? It even barks. What kind of a dumb ass, good for nothing installs this crap... She is right behind me isn’t she... Hehe... little joke...Yep HR is going to be on my ass for this one... I hate Monday’s
Look at this shit . What ki...
Ok we got a user that got infected.  I get DEFT on this CD reboot the PC and lets image this puppy. 
Joe WTF is up with that pink laptop of yours ?
Ok we got a user that got i...
Barbie and Steven are friends and treat each other with respect.
Barbie and Steven are frien...
Oh kent fuck me
Oh kent fuck me
Skipper shoves Barbie because Barbie used Skipper's computer to look at porn.
Skipper shoves Barbie becau...
Barbie loves eating semen flavored yogurt.
Barbie loves eating semen f...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "Our parents are getting a divorce!" cries Skipper.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
"You are so hot," says Skipper. "Can I have sex with you?" "I'm not a lesbian," Barbie says, laughing, "You can contact Stephanie for that."
"You are so hot," says Skip...
im going to say rhe n word.
im going to say rhe n word.
This is Brian and Steven's game, but I am showing it to the teacher for extra points. Yay cheating!!!
This is Brian and Steven's ...
I just wanted to eat my brown banana!!!!
I just wanted to eat my bro...
"How is your computer architecture class project coming along, Barbie?" said Skipper. "My team has been doing really well," said Barbie, "We had to learn a programming language that none of us knew, so our whole team - Steven, Brian, and I - is really struggling." "I believe in you," said Skipper.
"How is your computer archi...
"Hey Steven! Let's each do our part -- I'll insert the DVD and you plug in the VGA cord -- because we are all competent young adults and ability to work with computers has no correlation with gender!" said Barbie.
"Awesome!" said Skipper. "While you guys do that, I'll type notes on this pink laptop, since color choices similarly have no correlation with my masculinity!"
"Hey Steven! Let's each do ...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as glared menacingly at Barbie, "I know you're capable of doing that." "Of course I am! What, do you think boys write my code for me?"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time! YES!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...

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