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"Bagel, anyone? I'm just here to serve!"  :)
"Bagel, anyone? I'm just he...
Disappointed- yet amused- Barbie tells all of her friends at WISP.ORG that her genius, cyber-security engineering fiancé LEFT HIS COMPUTER UNLOCKED!!!                                                                                                                                                                                          "Wait a minute! Are you telling me he doesn't have his machine set to auto-lock on a timer? YOU MUST BE JOKING!!" Brown-haired hacker friend shouted in disbelief. She continued, "Thank god he has you to keep things actually secure around here, Barbie."
Disappointed- yet amused- B...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
Fixing your merge conflicts is not a spectator sport. Go get me a Latte or something.
Fixing your merge conflicts...
GODDAMN THIS FUCKING DRIVER! NOW I HAVE TO DEBUG MY GODDAMN KERNEL. LOOK AT WHAT YOU TWO MADE ME DO!
GODDAMN THIS FUCKING DRIVER...
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! Because even though this is supposed to be a book on how girls can do and be anything, I'm just a pretty bimbo who needs big smart men to save me!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"Why do you have a CD? Is this 1998?"
"Why do you have a CD? Is t...
"Oh don't worry,  I got this!" said Barbie
"Oh don't worry, I got thi...
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? Barbie ????????? ?? ??????? ?? ?????? ??? ??? Steven, ???? ??????? ? ????? ??? ??????? ?? ???????????. "???? ????? ????????!" ???? ? Barbie. ? Barbie ??? ? Skipper ?????????? ?? ?????????????? ??? ??????????, ???? ??? ????????? ??????. "???????? ??? ????? ????????  ??,  "????????? ???", ???? ? Skipper.
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure!" Barbie says, "Once I am done creating the game, you can give it a go!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"We did it!" They exclaim as they give each other some rockin high fives.
"We did it!" They exclaim a...
"I'm the one turning it into a real game," Barbie says, laughing. "I only need Steven's and Brian's help to create the designs!"
"I'm the one turning it int...
"I'm in a group with Steven and Brian, and I need to send them these designs..." Barbie fades out. Her screen starts to blink and pixilate. 
"What in the world..." 
Her computer completely turns off. 
"Oh no!" 
Skipper looks over Barbie's shoulder. "It looks like maybe it got a virus!"
"I need to send these over today! Skipper, Could I try sending them with your computer?"
"I'm in a group with Steven...
"Thanks!" Barbie replied. "I'm working on this really cool project for my coding class! That's a concept design for a game we're going to learn how to code."
"Thanks!" Barbie replied. "...
"This is so adorable Barbie!" exclaimed Skipper. "What are you working on?
"This is so adorable Barbie...
DO THE STANKY LEG
DO THE STANKY LEG
"Thanks for getting me into college"says Steven "no problem I love to code" says barbie
"Thanks for getting me into...
Barbie tells Steven and Brian that they are useless
Barbie tells Steven and Bri...
i have cronic depression and basically yall snoflakes aint cuttin it honeslty. U are all killing my brain cells but tbh its not like i had any to begin with so itsall good. basically barrbie is trying to hack into gucchi so her new boyfreidnd chad can get the new yeezys when they come out. Chad can be scene dying on the insdie as can be seen by his borderline death smile. Ken atempts to stop barbie from hacking as he explains hacking is illiagle, but barbies tumblr freinds told her that if she dose this she will make headlines and she will get maximum money. The government is a lie and Sentetor of IL, Mike Madigan is constantly screwing us over, we need real leadership like Sans undertale. My wife left me becuse "i play too much fortnite" and shes just a lying jerk face becsue my kids are ok becuse shes lying becuse she just wants alomoney but no veronica u cant have my kids their mine also i know you are moving in with your mother now so u just a dead beat.  CHECK YOUR PRIVILGAES NOW MEN!!!!!!!!!!
i have cronic depression an...
American hackers celebrate briefly after infiltrating the KGB's intelligence servers, circa 1999 (colorized).
American hackers celebrate ...

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