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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "All my hard work has paid off!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie takes off her bra. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"Barbie, why are you on all those dagnab fancy computers?" said Tom in his fancy 200$ purple shirt with embroidery shut up respect tom dangit.  "Dang you tom I'm looking up my fanfic shut up tom." Tom walked away sad. poor tom. He then had his rich butler beat up a kid for lunch  money don't judge tom yall ever eat a book?
"Barbie, why are you on all...
"Fucking god damnit!" Shouts Barbie.                                                                          
"What is it, Sis?" Skipper asks, ignorant of the callback hell Barbie is currently in.  
    "Oh, nothing, I'm just going to have to Promisify like 20 modules to reasonably implement a feature I have to deliver by Friday."                                                          
"Check out my 'skip-proj-promise' branch," Skipper winks as she pours her smoothie.
"Fucking god damnit!" Shout...
Skipper gets excited! "This is a great start, but let's talk implementation! Do you have a schematic? It looks like slip rings will work around the joints, but show me the DOFs of the knees." She always was the roboticist in the family.
Skipper gets excited! "This...
"Great presentation on diversity in stem!" Barbie exclaims to Steve. "Thanks!" he replies, "the way you shared your personal experiences were inspiring to me, I'm glad we're enacting local change together!"
"Great presentation on dive...
"Hey Barbie," Black Steve said, "How would you like to go to a movie about MLK and then perhaps try anal?" "Sorry, Ken... I mean Black Ken." Barbie said, "But, I'm on a winning streak on competitive.
"Hey Barbie," Black Steve s...
"Blizzard wants me to fix Mercy," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm going to add a Valkyrie ultimate where she turns into a true strong independent woman!"
"Blizzard wants me to fix M...
As it turns out, Barbie didn't need to become a Super Feminist Hacker. What she really needed was a human connection that could only be experienced by a man and a woman. Barbie was missing something in her life and Steve is just going through a phase. Barbie is finally truly happy; she will never cry again.
As it turns out, Barbie did...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. This class is usually pretty fun, but Chad wouldn't stop talking about how he flips his collar up.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow. A neighbor saw the pillow hit Barbie and called the police for domestic violence. Barbie pressed charges.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
When Barbie goes upstairs to check on Skipper, Skipper quickly hides her screen from Barbie. "Skipper, you've been doing a ponzi scheme?" said Barbie. "You've been investing other people's money for your own personal gain?" "Barbie... It's not what it looks like." Barbie will never look at Skipper the same way again.
When Barbie goes upstairs t...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "GET OFF MY BACK," Barbie says, in distress, "IT'LL GET MADE!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.                 
                                                                                                    Kids, don't look up porn.
Barbie tries to email her d...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Listen!" says Barbie. "I am a strong independent woman! I'll do it myself!" "Sure!" says Steven. I'll go do the dishes and the laundry."
"It will go faster if Brian...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to send you my designs, but I'm not very good at this. Maybe I should just stick to being everything else."  "Yeah." Steve said.
After class, Barbie meets w...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool to fool, Barbie!" Skipper gives Barbie a great big platonic hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. "Hehehe. Not really." said Ms. Smith. "You're a woman."
At computer class, Barbie p...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've been watching too much porn, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her d...
At computer class, Barbie presents the girly game she designed. Ms. Smith was so unimpressed that she gives Barbie detention! "I guess I can't be a computer engineer," says Barbie sadly.                                                                                
                                          "Try not conforming to girly stereotypes next time," said Ms. Smith.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Shiitt fucking ass laptop wont delete ma history
Shiitt fucking ass laptop w...
Barbie mf Dont you dare touch ma
Porn plug
Barbie mf Dont you dare tou...
Pickles are sweet but our friendship is a sandwich
Pickles are sweet but our f...
Mom: Barbie gEt thOse eArPlugs ouT of YouR ToOkie.                Barbie: SmH mOAAMM iM lisTenIng tO OnE DireCtion!
           Mom: oH lOoooll in ThAt cAse gET me AnoThEr piANo
Mom: Barbie gEt thOse eArPl...
teacher: barbie what the fuck didn't you search!                                                           Barbie: smh bitch it's just a meme
teacher: barbie what the fu...

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