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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"i had sex with ken
When Barbie puts her flash ...
THIS IS RETARDED!!!!!
THIS IS RETARDED!!!!!
Fuck, Ajiit Pai is slowing down my internet. Now how can I look at memes, they're my life support!
Fuck, Ajiit Pai is slowing ...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's pokemon to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's cock inside me to motivate me to actually create it."
"I'm only creating the desi...
When Skipper's boyfriend broke with her over Whatsapp, Barbie finally had enough. "That's it" she thought. "That shit just gotta burn. WannyCry? It will be EverbodyCries once I drop additional 'sploits in it. Shit, that's gonna be a lot of work. Should've joined TAO when I had the chance. Shit.".
When Skipper's boyfriend br...
"Probiotics optimize my nutritional pathways and give me the energy to crush open TODOs," Barbie says, laughing.
"Probiotics optimize my nut...
After class, Barbie meets with bob and billy in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
"You're so great at drawing, and you know how to code." says Skipper. "Can't you just make the game already?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Apple and Samsung's money to turn it into a real game! I mean, unless you want ANOTHER small loan of a million dollars to pay off?"
"You're so great at drawing...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" this is so stupid and useless!
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"I know exactly what we need to do in order to complete our game," Barbie says, laughing. "Brian and Steven are going to be so excited that I accomplished so much last night! We have been working so hard as a team for months."
"I know exactly what we nee...
“Script kiddies at the library are the cause of my computer malfunction!” says Barbie. “Steven, pack up Piper’s pink laptop and we’ll all head over to my house.” Barbie commanded. “My house has way more bandwidth, network security, and my Dad can make us all some cappuccinos.” Barbie pointed out.
“Script kiddies at the libr...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just ...
"Yo, wassup, it's Barbara- AKA, Barbie. How you livin'? I'm creating a system to mess with my sister 'cause she ugly. I'm eating yo-gurt even though I'ma sneak some steak later on. But that's besides the point- the system!"
"Yo, wassup, it's Barbara- ...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper opens her email to find a garbage file from the gibson. "OMG! Hack the planet!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You hacked the Gibson!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper opens her laptop and it comes back from sleep! "The broken wifi driver!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You updated backports and now resume works!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
We're only hired because we're minorities! High five!
We're only hired because we...
You forgot to plug it in you dipshit, Brian.
You forgot to plug it in yo...
Barbie is trying to implement a branch-and-bound algorithm to determine the best sleepover schedule, but she isn't making any progress.

"I just don't know how to structure the algorithm - there are so many ways I could go about it!" says Barbie.

"Have you worked out your loop invariants?" asked Skipper. "Once you've determined your loop invariants, the code writes itself!"
Barbie is trying to impleme...
"I'm only having 15 tons of cocaine its not that bad hahahahahahah
"I'm only having 15 tons of...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure! But I've got to go out." "Why?" I need to help Steven and Brian with their games," said Barbie.
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Thank you for helping us out Barbie!" says Steven. "Thanks for fixing our computers," said Brian, "Your'e such a good computer engineer!"
After class, Barbie meets w...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No way!" says Barbie, "Back off, you two. I've got this." "Are you sure?" asks Brian. "Of course! I'm a better computer engineer than the both of you!"
"It will go faster if Brian...
"Did you manage to fix Skipper's laptop?" asks Steven. "Of course!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well! I've got everything." "Great!" exclaims Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Barbie tells him.
"Did you manage to fix Skip...

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