Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is really cute," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sorry, not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I need to figure out how to make the puppy ignore the cat and NOT chase it in the fifth level. You're going to get a few extra points for that, in the game." "Cool!" Says Skipper. "I need to go- I have a rocket science class in 20 minutes. Can you drive me there?"
"Your robot puppy is really c…
"Your robot puppy is really cute," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sorry, not yet," Barbie says, laughing, "I need to figure out how to make the puppy ignore the cat and NOT chase it in the fifth level. You're going to get a few exta points for that, in the game." "Cool!" Says Skipper. "I need to go- I have a rocket science class in 20 minutes. Can you drive me there?"
"Your robot puppy is really c…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie." Can you guys also do my homework? I will get you lattes from the hardware store." "For lattes , I will do anything." Says Bryan and Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "LOL sis! You are so good at acting as well as computer programming. Steven and Brian are dumb-dumbs!" said Skipper, rolling on the floor laughing. "But I will be able to code this game... I'm good at computer designing, and I really CAN be a computer scientist.." Barbie responded.
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie was in the kitchen eating her snack, she was finishing up her homework assignment. Then all of a sudden, "Blink, Blink." What's going on, Barbie?" Skipper said."What's wrong with my computer?" Barbie replies "Oh no." "What;s wrong with my computer?" says Barbie." Your computer has a computer virus in your computer. You have to fix it."
When Barbie was in the kitche…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper."Do I go to the doctor?" asked Barbie. "No, Barbie! You are as dumb as the poop you can't fix. Take it to Brian and steven. LIAR!"
Barbie tries to email her des…
'Hey guys, I just finished coding the game and its really fun!"
'Hey guys, I just finished co…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Barbie fesses up, "Sorry Skipper, I didn't do it. I'm so stupid I can't even fix poop! Brian and Steven fixed it!" Skipper slapped her in the face! "I hate you, you liar of a sister!" NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
I've got skippers assignments from the hard drive." Says Barbie. "Great!" Says Bryan. "Maybe I can help you fix your computer because I enjoy fixing computer viruses and I know you're overwhelemd with all your school work."
I've got skippers assignments…
"RING!" The bell rang and Barbie was right on time when class started. When Ms.Smith was done talking, Barbie interrupted her sentence. "Ms.Smith, if there is a computer virus or if your computer crashes on the ground, how can you restore your files on your computer?" Ms.Smith said " You may look at your book and see how to solve and bring back your files back on your computer."
"RING!" The bell rang and Bar…
"I'm creating the design ideas, but they are just as important" Barbie says. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to code it because I haven't learned how yet."
"I'm creating the design idea…
"Steven can you hook this up to the computer while I figure out what's wrong with the computer virus." Says Barbie."Bryan, You should figure what kind of virus it is so I can fix it."
"Steven can you hook this up …
"Wow, Barbie I love the video game you and the boys designed!"
"Wow, Barbie I love the video…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I need to add some things but you can play it once I check with my team me to see if it's finished or not."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I just had a great idea for a video game! I'll email Brian and Steven to see if they want to work with me on it."
"I just had a great idea for …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "I'll need Steven and Brian, the coders, will help to turn it into a real game."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" "Lol sis! You are a great actress as well as computer designer! Steven and Brian are dumb-dumbs!" exclaimed Skipper. "I know! I was just joking!" laughed Barbie! "They may be 'ok' at computer designing... but you sista, are totes better at it!" Skipper said. "Obvi" Barbie said jokingly.
"I'm only creating the design…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Aujourd'hui, j'ai une idée... la restructuration de l'Injep ! rien ne change dans le tout qui change pour le bien de tous mais avec beaucoup d'incertitudes !
Aujourd'hui, j'ai une idée...…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
I'd just like to interject fo…
"Barbie, are you watching PORN?!?"
"Barbie, are you watching POR…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Go clean this disc. Your greasy sausage fingers deposited Dorito dust all over everything."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time! If it happens again use SpinRite!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My programming assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! You debugged every line of code, no more perpetual loop!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
Ms. Fritz, Arnolds over here jerking off again.
Ms. Fritz, Arnolds over here …
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