Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Do you want some help?" offers Steven. "No thanks, I think I got it. Wanna see what I'm doing? I'm hooking Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer". "Cool! I heard the library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Do you want some help?" offe…
'What do you mean by 'I need men to help me?' I graduated from high school with a degree in engineering, Skipper. Get a grip.' Muttered Barbie under her breath. 'Youre so mysoginistic.'
'What do you mean by 'I need …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great! However, let me show you how I do this" says Barbie. "You can still help me, though. Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject fo…
"You're a girl, Barbie", said Steven jokingly, "You don't know anything about computers." "I'm the one who hacked you're computer a month ago and deleted you're MRA Facebook account," replied Barbie "Stay in yo lane.'
"You're a girl, Barbie", said…
"Actually, Ms. Smith, http stands for hyper text transfer protocol, not hyper transcript transfer protocol." Barbie corrects Ms. Smith.
"Actually, Ms. Smith, http st…
"Wow, Barbie, looks like you don't need our help after all! You can multitask efficiently and use all three computers at the same time!" said Jackson. Before heading out to they gym Ken called out, "Can I borrow your pink computer when you are finished?"
"Wow, Barbie, looks like you …
"To w?a?nie nazywam robieniem dobrej miny do z?ej gry. Mia?am pisa? raport, ale zamiast tego ogl?da?am filmiki z ró?owymi pieskami na youtubie. Jestem zjebana. Ale ciii babka za mn? nic o tym nie wie hihihi" powiedzia?a Paulina, ?miej?c si? pod nosem.
"To w?a?nie nazywam robieniem…
"To w?a?nie nazywam robieniem dobrej miny do z?ej gry. Mia?am pisa? listy motywacyjne, a zamiast tego ogl?da?am filmiki z ró?owymi pieskami i kotkami na youtubie. Jestem zjebana. Ale ciii babka za mn? nie ma o niczym poj?cia hihihi" powiedzia?a Paulina ?miej?c si? pod nosem.
"To w?a?nie nazywam robieniem…
"Ale dobry jogurt", powiedzia?a Paulina, po czym zabra?a si? za pisanie listów motywacyjnych.
"Ale dobry jogurt", powiedzia…
ive ahd enough of your abuse barbera
ive ahd enough of your abuse …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."Why the f**** did you guys merged your branch without my permission? THANK YOU!! NOW EVERYTHING IS BROKEN!!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Nooo!", cried Tiffany, "I got a virus and it's crashing everything and it deleted all my music files!" Barbie said, with barely contained contempt, "Well if you actually ran a virus scan once in a while and kept a cloud or external back up, this shit wouldn't happen. Also, stop visiting porn sites with more than five words in the URL. That might help"
"Nooo!", cried Tiffany, "I go…
After seeing a technical question from the president of the company, Jessica responded right away with a fool proof and quick solution to this same problem she has addressed many times in the past. Some time later a few developers decided there were other way more complicated but oh so more awesome options that Jessica didn't even mention. She is probably too busy designing robot puppies to consider them everyone thought. "There's an app for that," says Kim. "Jessica is right but I am too cool to click and must code," says Robert. "Flow can do anything," says John.
After seeing a technical ques…
"Wassup, Barbie," says Brian. "What the fuck, Brain," says Barbie. "That's racist, you stupid-ass nigga retard. You suck bum ho." Brian is sad. He doesn't have many friends.
"Wassup, Barbie," says Brian.…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks, but no thanks. I'll call you as a last resort. Bye!" Barbie replies.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Yo Ms. Smith can i leave this class i need to hack and steal some credit card accounts!" "Barbie you are failing this class what do you think the answer is" "I think someone gonna die."
"Yo Ms. Smith can i leave thi…
"I'm creating the actual game!," Barbie says, laughing. "That will show Steven and Brian, they think I can't do it, but here I am creating the entire game!"
"I'm creating the actual game…
"I'm creating the actual game!," Barbie says, laughing. "That will show Steven and Brian, they think I can do it, but here I am creating the entire game!"
"I'm creating the actual game…
"Look, I built an App in only 20 seconds! Yay Salesforce!"
"Look, I built an App in only…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I can help you right after I modify this Stuxnet code to rip North Korea a new one."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Brian. "I've forgotten my grindr password. Can you help me recover my account?" "No problem," says Barbie. "Have you got a hot date planned for tonight Brian?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"No way!" cries Skipper. "You are not getting access to my alpha code, Barbie! You can wait until it's in beta on sourceforge like everyone else, Barbie!" "But I only wanted to check for X widget set dependencies, Skipper!" replied Barbie.
"No way!" cries Skipper. "You…
When Ms Smith pulled up the class test results from the intranet, all the boys were delighted to see they'd got A grades. They knew they had Barbie to thank for hacking the test papers the week before.
When Ms Smith pulled up the c…
"The library's computer can't read Joliet CDs, Barbie," said Steven. "It's OK," replied Barbie. "I wrote an extension to the file system in assembler and made the disk El Torito bootable with an L4 microkernel."
"The library's computer can't…
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