Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"It will go faster if I help," offers Barbie. "Great!" Steven and Brian said together. "Barbie, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if I help,…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I am using two computers at once because I'm a boss".
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I ended up doing all of the work myself," Barbie said, the smile falling from her face, "Fuck Steven and Brian."
"I ended up doing all of the …
"So, class," asks Ms. Smith, "who knows what this is?" Barbie is quick to respond: "It's binary code...and if converted into UTF-8 character encoding, it appears to be an email from your boyfriend. If you give me some extra credit, I'll keep the translation to myself."
"So, class," asks Ms. Smith, …
"You messed up the tiles on my Surface!" whined Skipper. "Grow up and get a real OS!" retorted Barbie.
"You messed up the tiles on m…
"This is what you can expect from Windows 10 - another damn puppy impeding your productivity. If you really want to succeed, ladies, switch to linux!"
"This is what you can expect …
Barbie and Skipper reviewed the code in her program. Together the went through it and fixed a bug. Now it works great.
Barbie and Skipper reviewed t…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
I'm nearly finished this coding project. Steven and Brian are the names of my goldfish.
I'm nearly finished this codi…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, don't mess with the monitor cable, that has nothing to do with this. Here, take this AOL CD and keep it safe."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"All I really need to know at the moment is which user names are being used to test pd catalogue and for which business role/actor they are being used to test as. As soon as I confirm which one is being used to test global, and which is being used to test as regional, we can move forward." AKA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
"All I really need to know at…
Once completed their 50 year plan to take over modern America, HIllary and Barack shared an epid High Five.
Once completed their 50 year …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "You sure about that?" says Barbie. "Last time you guys tried to help you just looked at porn for two hours" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has mad low security, you can look up some crazy stuff. What am I gonna do, use my Mom's laptop? Pfft!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"What the fuck are you doing with that DVI cable Steven?!?!" asked Barbie. "HURRR DURRR DURRR" he replied. Barbie was used to this shit by now, she removed the DVD Brian had tried to force into the floppy drive, this school sucks vagina she thought.
"What the fuck are you doing …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I taught it that way." Barbie replied, "However, because I coded the ability for the puppy to learn based on feedback and voice commands, you could easily train it to be very mean. Now if only I could get the control statements for the movement based on the ultrasonic sensor right..." "Did you try a break statement?" "No, but I think I might swap it out from the laser stick sensor in the robotics lab!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Good thing this is a virtual machine using VMware and I can revert to my snapshot!" replied Barbie. "Nifty!" Skipper commented.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." Barbie however was horrified. "And expose all of her files to everyone on this public network? That's not safe! We'll go to my dorm and you my i7 processor with Window 10 and Fedora 20 dual boot."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"No Brian it won't help me if you unplug the monitor" says Barbie "If you want to be useful please go get me something to drink and let me think for a minute."
"No Brian it won't help me if…
"Does everything you do always have to be pink?!" exclaimed Skipper, smudging the printout with her banana. "Societal conditioning has a lot to answer for!"
"Does everything you do alway…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Good Thing Steven helped, or Barbie would be toast. Now Barbie just needed to figure out how to lie well enough to fool Skipper.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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