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I once at a potato but I didn't just eat the potato, I was the potato. cannibalizm.
I once at a potato but I di...
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand 
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip 
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand 
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman 
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man 
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man 
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand 
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip 
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand 
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman 
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man 
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the h...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to fart off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
"MY ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS. MY SHAME FOLDER. ALL GONE." Skipper squeaked as she clutched onto her computer, kissing her keyboard good-bye. 
"I told you not to use Tor browser on a slow functioning laptop. You never listen to me, Skip." Barbie berated her sister, getting lightheaded from the stupidity her sister disgraced upon the house.
"MY ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS. MY S...
barbie just doesn't give a fuck
barbie just doesn't give a ...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
Barbie gets on her laptop to hack her friends computer but barbie gets caught by the cops she goes to court and is charged guilty for hacking also she will be sent a death sentence by the end of her trail her slutty friend hugs her and says fuck you
Barbie gets on her laptop t...
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test...
MOmmy i love you papi
MOmmy i love you papi
Barbie emails her design to her boss, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper successfully reboot the computer. "We did it!," says Skipper.
Barbie emails her design to...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If there were two guys on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"dude, why the fuck is that fuckass here? She's been typing nonsense for 5 minutes" Steven whispers to Brian.  "I want some of that blond pussy." Brian whispered back.
"dude, why the fuck is that...
"Oh god!" Skipper started to cry. "Why did we think that we could watch 'A Serbian Film!?"
"Oh god!" Skipper started t...

I don't even like you,
Why'd you want to go and make me feel this way? (What?)
And I don't understand what's happened,
I keep saying things I never say.

I can feel you watching even when you're nowhere to be seen,
I can feel you touching even when you're far away from me.

Tell me where you're hiding your voodoo doll 'cause I can't control myself,
I don't wanna stay, I wanna run away but I'm trapped under your spell.
And it hurts in my head and my heart and my chest,
And I'm having trouble catching my breath.
Oohooh oohoh
Won't you please stop loving me to death?

I don't even see my friends no more,
'Cause I keep hanging out with you.
I don't know how you kept me up all night,
Or how I got this tattoo.

I can feel you watching even when you're nowhere to be seen,
I can feel you touching even when you're far away from me.

Tell me where you're hiding your voodoo doll 'cause I can't control myself,
I don't wanna stay, I wanna run away but I'm trapped under your spell.
And it hurts in my head and my heart and my chest,
And I'm having trouble catching my breath.
Oohooh oohoh
Won't you please stop loving me to death?

Every time you're near me,
Suddenly my heart begins to race.
Every time I leave,
I don't know why my heart begins to break.

Tell me where you're hiding your voodoo doll 'cause I can't control myself,
I don't wanna stay, I wanna run away but I'm trapped under your spell.
And it hurts in my head and my heart and my chest,
And I'm having trouble catching my breath.
Oohooh oohoh
Won't you please stop loving me to death?
I don't even like you, Why...
BARBIE DID 9/11. There is no way out of here.
BARBIE DID 9/11. There is n...
Barbie found a mistake in her phd thesis pdf file and asks Skipper on how to edit the file. Skipper replies: "That's easy. Just open your latex source file, edit, and run pdflatex again." Barbie: "Oh. I deleted the latex source file. Thought I did not need it any more"
Barbie found a mistake in h...
Barbie found a mistake in her PDF and asks Skipper on how to edit the file. Skipper replies: "That's easy. Just open your latex source file, edit, and run pdflatex again." Barbie: "Oh. I deleted the latex source file. Thought I did not need it any more"
Barbie found a mistake in h...
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "How can I deal with the many dependencies in my new App project?" asks Barbie. Ms. Smith answers: "Write your own package manager."
Barbie raises her hand. "Ye...
"Wanna hear a joke?"                                                                              
"Feminisim!" Barbie says, laughing.
"Wanna hear a joke?" ...
SHES WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE
SHES WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE
."THERE WAS PORN ON THE COMPUTER!!!
."THERE WAS PORN ON THE COM...
she is fapping to porn
she is fapping to porn
test
test
Come out to dinner with me. NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a boyfriend. Your a terrible friend. Don't be a a-hole Chris. I know where you live!!!!!!!!
Come out to dinner with me....
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big fuck.
The next morning, Barbie gi...

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