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I will overthrow the current world order and dismantle patriarchy with my coding skills. 
Why am I randomly eating this banana?
I will overthrow the curren...
"I'm creating the design ideas for a new game that I'm making," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm excited to show this game to my friends!"
"I'm creating the design id...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be clean in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If my computer gets a virus and crashes, how can I retrieve the lost files you ?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"this robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Will I play your game?" "Wiat, I'm  designing user interface," Barbie replies. Later Steven, Brian and I will turn it into a working game!"
"this robot puppy is so swe...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but my laptop crashed --and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she prpototypes. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills make the day for both sisters! "I will be a computer engineer!" says Barbie proudly.
At computer class, Barbie p...
"I'm completing the design concept" Barbie says. Then Steven, Brian and I will turn it into a working game!"
"I'm completing the design ...
"In all seriousness Ms. Smith," Barbie said, "Why are 3rd wave feminists teaching young girls to chant things like 'I don't need a Brian or a Steven?' Shouldn't we be teaching little girls and little boys to get along? There is already enough division in the world, so why should we teach little girls to segregate themselves from boys in such a negative way? Don't get me wrong, yes we girls must be strong and we must fight for what we want and need, but why should I shun males for helping me? I won't always have the answer to things, but that doesn't make me stupid. The truth is men and women need each other. So why should we undermine males in order for us females to feel good? We don't like being undermined so why should we do the same thing to them? Isn't that vengeful behavior? And quite frankly a bad lesson to little girls?" Ms Smith gave her a sincere smile, "I like how sincere you are Barbie. It's never good to enter an extreme. Resentment is something people often times confuse for progression. But when your agenda stems from resentment it will only lead to more hatred and resentment and it will ultimately create divide. Neither boy or girl is greater than the other. We all have things that a majority of one group will be better at, but that doesn't mean it'll always be that way. There are always exceptions. And you're right, men shouldn't be made to look stupid in order to validate our own intelligence, we just shine on our own without having to make someone else look weak or feel bad. I guess there are just some ladies out there that have grown so angry that they've unfortunately grown blinded to this hypocrisy their own anger has created. And this is coming from one lady to another. I guess all we can do is hope young ladies know that they have the power to be great, but like anything else in this world, you just have to work hard at it. And not expect things to be handed to you just because your kind has suffered at some point. We can't move forward, if we constantly keep looking back." Barbie nodded, "Thank you teacher."
"In all seriousness Ms. Smi...
FEMINISM!
FEMINISM!
Once in computer class, Barbie raised her hand and asked, "Ms. Smith? Why are people so mad at Brian and Steven for being good friends and helping me? Just because they're boys? It's okay if I'm not a computer genius yet. I am a student still after all."

Ms Smith answered, "True, but since modern 3rd wave feminists think all men are evil. Brian and Steven must be shunned. How dare they help you...Besides, this is more Mattel's fault for not properly titling the book to 'Barbie Video Game Designer' because even on Steven and Brian's part there's really no focus on computer engineering. Your robo-puppy game is built off screen."

"Yeah," Barbie agreed, "This book should really be called 'Barbie Learns to Deal with Computer Viruses."
Once in computer class, Bar...
Barbie checks up on Steven and Brian and realizes they are stuck on level 2 of the game. "I need a more proficient gamer to test this," says Barbie to Skipper. "Would you mind?"
"No problem, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie checks up on Steven ...
"I've already coded the first version of the game, and lunch isn't even over," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll tell Steven and Brian they can start beta testing!"
"I've already coded the fir...
“Now, now Barbie! I know how to do this! Let me do it!” Brian said. “I know how to code Brian. I know your masculinity is fragile, but can you please stop mansplaing this to me?” “Wow, you’re a dumb slut anyways, like all women!” Brian replied. “I was so nice to you, but you just only like meanies!” Barbie then stabbed him in the esophagus and fled from the crime scene. She felt victorious for defeating a ‘nice guy’. Remember girls, men will always try to explain things in your field like you’re stupid. Put them in their place.
“Now, now Barbie! I know ho...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"Bagel, anyone? I'm just here to serve!"  :)
"Bagel, anyone? I'm just he...
Disappointed- yet amused- Barbie tells all of her friends at WISP.ORG that her genius, cyber-security engineering fiancé LEFT HIS COMPUTER UNLOCKED!!!                                                                                                                                                                                          "Wait a minute! Are you telling me he doesn't have his machine set to auto-lock on a timer? YOU MUST BE JOKING!!" Brown-haired hacker friend shouted in disbelief. She continued, "Thank god he has you to keep things actually secure around here, Barbie."
Disappointed- yet amused- B...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
Fixing your merge conflicts is not a spectator sport. Go get me a Latte or something.
Fixing your merge conflicts...
GODDAMN THIS FUCKING DRIVER! NOW I HAVE TO DEBUG MY GODDAMN KERNEL. LOOK AT WHAT YOU TWO MADE ME DO!
GODDAMN THIS FUCKING DRIVER...
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! Because even though this is supposed to be a book on how girls can do and be anything, I'm just a pretty bimbo who needs big smart men to save me!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"Why do you have a CD? Is this 1998?"
"Why do you have a CD? Is t...

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