User-Submitted Improvements

"Hey guys, would you please stop hanging around here, while I'm trying to find the race condition in your messy code? If you want to be useful, bring me a cup of coffee... now!!"
"Hey guys, would you please...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
"I'm doing all the coding stuff," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian just do the design!"
"I'm doing all the coding s...
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Kevin. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Watermelon!" says Brian. "Watermelon bitch nigga fried chicken, Kool Aid."
"It will go faster if Brian...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it even worse! "My million dollar laptop!" cries Skipper. "You are just too stupid, Barbie! you ruined my computer!" Skipper gives Barbie a big punch.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
I love to code in Scheme. That is what real blond girls do all day long!
I love to code in Scheme. T...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "That's what you get for hooking your laptop up with random desktops you just met at the library, ya slut!"
Barbie tries to email her d...
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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big cop of coffee. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the DEAD PEOPLE
Barbie makes it to computer...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "of course, I'm just putting the finishing touches in and then I will be all done."
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only doing the coding," Barbie says, laughing, "Until Steven fixes the install system, even I can't play it!
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, ne...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her d...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper opens the program--and it works! "My programs!" cries Skipper. "Thanks for fixing OpenCV!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she made. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I don't know why anyone would doubt a HAXXOR like me," says Barbie.
At computer class, Barbie p...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Thanks!" Barbie says, laughing, "You can be a beta tester.  Just let me finish the base code."
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm almost done with my part of the code."
After class, Barbie meets w...
"It'll take a while" Barbie says, laughing. "I've just started on the Unity code."
"It'll take a while" Barbie...
"Nice job in the command line!" exclaims Steven. "Thanks!" says Barbie. "It's actually interesting how the virus changed the filesystem." "Yep," says Steven.  "And the moral is: run stuff in a sandbox first."
"Nice job in the command li...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Ugh, some ransomware got past my malware protection," Barbie says.  She finds the decryption code and her files are saved, all without having to pay a single Bitcoin.
Barbie tries to email her d...
Barbie is browsing the news. "Holy Shit, parliament just passed the Investigatory Powers Act!" says Barbie. "Time to get a VPN, big sister," says Skipper, pouring them both a nice cup of tea.
Barbie is browsing the news...

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