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Jake and Adam: hey barbie can we use your computer?
                                                  Deletes history quickly**                           Barbie:
Jake and Adam: hey barbie c...
SWEET NIBLETS! Don't push me like that's you whore. Don't forget my cookies.
SWEET NIBLETS! Don't push m...
SWEET NIBLETS! Don't push me like that's you whore. Don't forget my cookies.
SWEET NIBLETS! Don't push m...
"Es geht schneller wennn Brian und ich dir helfen," bietet Steven an. "Verpiss dich!" sagt Barbie."Brian, schiebtst du bitte mal deinen hässlichen Arsch zur Seite? I bims 1 feminist hacker Barbie und zeig euch wie das vong Admin her geht."
"Es geht schneller wennn Br...
Barbie versucht eine Email zu versenden als plötzlich ihr Bildschirm zu blinken beginnt "Potzblitz!" sagt Barbie. Barbie und Skipper versuchen den Computer zu rebooten aber nichts passiert. "Sieht nach einem Virus aus große Schwester. Vielleicht weniger auf Russenschlampen.de surfen." sagt Skipper ironisch.
Barbie versucht eine Email ...
"Wenn ihr das nächste mal euren Rechner tötet indem ihr Pornoseiten mit eurem Adminaccount und IE 10 besucht, helfe ich euch aber nicht mehr!" fährt es aus Adminbarbie entnervt raus.
"Wenn ihr das nächste mal e...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real shame!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
''hey bitch'' tryone says to the white bitch. she turns to him. ''bitch your glasses look like they are on LSD'' tyrone laughs
- three minutes later tyrone ran of with her bag tho
''hey bitch'' tryone says t...
"I don't even know how to use this fucking thing!"
"I don't even know how to u...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Bathroom again, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Yes. I need to go change my pad."
Barbie makes it to computer...
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"I'm only creating fake problems," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real news story!"
"I'm only creating fake pro...
The two said, "HACK THE PLANET!"
The two said, "HACK THE PLA...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Skipper said, "Oh shit, don't look at that, that's my porn!"
Skipper said, "Oh shit, don...
If you would like to start a conversation, first give your desired conversational partner a dead look with your eyes to let them know that someday you will consume their soul. If your partner reciprocates, you have successfully conversed. Conversations are useful for gathering intelligence on your enemies if you wish to annihilate them.   ~~~~~| EXAMPLE GIVEN BELOW |~~~~~
If you would like to start ...
"I've got Skipper's entire log in now!. Now i can log into his computer and steal all his credit card info!!! Yasssss. Free money!
"I've got Skipper's entire ...
No!!!! They stole my diamonds!!!! THAT LITTLE!!!!!!! *gets in a discord call with the stealer* Hey! My name is Terry and im talking to the "man" who sstole my DIAMONDS!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE BEANNED!!! I HAVE POCKETS DEEPEER THAN THE OCEAN!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No!!!! They stole my diamon...
Im only hacking the whole pentagon yall. Wanna help? I just controlled the general. hes made of plastic so hes obsesses with my plastic parts
Im only hacking the whole p...
hi guys my computer is a under appreciated  work horse.
i would love it if i could take a break from this soul crushing work and dink an ice cold lemonade.
hi guys my computer is a un...
"yo Barbie u made the game all by your self yay!" Said Steven
"yo Barbie u made the game ...
Get off me bitch
Get off me bitch
eat my ass
eat my ass

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