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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course!" replied Barbie. I'm still in the design phase with Steven and Brian, but when we are done you can totally check it out!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"Barbie, can we help in any way?" offers Steven. "Sure! It's more fun to work as a team." says Barbie. "Steven, hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." "Cool." says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Barbie, can we help in any...
next morning barbie was raped by her porno compter that is actually her sister
next morning barbie was rap...
Skipper says "anime sucks." "you are banned" says everyone in the universe
Skipper says "anime sucks."...
im noob
im noob
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to sell drugs now. But I promise to find a way to fix your alcohol addiction." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my nudes, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
"<u>Simpletons</u>. <I>I at least know my HTML</I>. I don't need them and their <u>pathetic</u> C++."
"<u>Simpletons</u>. <I>I at...
Babies presents her PowerPoint on world domination and the obliteration of anyone that stands in her way. Her peers clap, not because they liked the PowerPoint, but it is out of fear.
Babies presents her PowerPo...
The next morning, Skipper gives her big sister a surprise. Skipper attacks from behind. "My lost vengeance!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cruel, Barbie! you neglected my existence for most of my life, and now you shall pay in blood." Skipper then proceeded to assassinate Barbie.
The next morning, Skipper g...
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"Planting the seeds of doubt in voters will make
capitalism fall faster," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hopes and dreams to the wall of agony?" "Sure!" says Steven. "We all can't wait for the eternal rest that is death."
"Planting the seeds of doub...
Don't rape me!!!
Don't rape me!!!
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Yes, Developer who wants to delete $HOME, there is a reason you can't be root.
Yes, Developer who wants to...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, chuckiling. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
" Barbie am I very stupid and bad I have idea." said Barbie to no one because she's a psychpath
" Barbie am I very stupid a...
Barbecue  tries to email her design to Anon, but suddenly her screen starts blinking blue. "That's weird!" says Bar. Barbwire and Hopper try to soft reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a trojan, onii-san" says Skippy. Then the blue screen of death engulfed them both.
Barbecue tries to email he...
Barbie tries to email her feedback to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. 
"Oh, I know!" Barbie smiles. "This is just a simple bit of malware. I taught myself how to get rid of these ages ago. Here, just a sec..." She types rapidly on her keyboard, and suddenly, her email pops back up. "Perfect! With a bit of logic and quick thinking, you saved the day, Barbie!" Skipper grins.
Barbie tries to email her f...
When Barbie puts her big cock into Skipper's ass, she screams outloud. "Oh FUCK! You're so damned TIGHT!" says Barbie. "It hurts and feels so good I don't understand!" cries Skipper. "I've hidden it well all these years from you. Ken knowns of course and loves it."She said with a grin as she gave Skipper the fucking she begged for by being so cute and acting like a damned slut. "Mmm yes take my whole cock you damned little slut!" Barbie cried as she kissed Skipper's neck, while fucking her tight hole.
When Barbie puts her big co...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "All my hard work has paid off!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie takes off her bra. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"Barbie, why are you on all those dagnab fancy computers?" said Tom in his fancy 200$ purple shirt with embroidery shut up respect tom dangit.  "Dang you tom I'm looking up my fanfic shut up tom." Tom walked away sad. poor tom. He then had his rich butler beat up a kid for lunch  money don't judge tom yall ever eat a book?
"Barbie, why are you on all...
"Fucking god damnit!" Shouts Barbie.                                                                          
"What is it, Sis?" Skipper asks, ignorant of the callback hell Barbie is currently in.  
    "Oh, nothing, I'm just going to have to Promisify like 20 modules to reasonably implement a feature I have to deliver by Friday."                                                          
"Check out my 'skip-proj-promise' branch," Skipper winks as she pours her smoothie.
"Fucking god damnit!" Shout...

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