User-Submitted Improvements

After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Thank you for helping us out Barbie!" says Steven. "Thanks for fixing our computers," said Brian, "Your'e such a good computer engineer!"
After class, Barbie meets w...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No way!" says Barbie, "Back off, you two. I've got this." "Are you sure?" asks Brian. "Of course! I'm a better computer engineer than the both of you!"
"It will go faster if Brian...
"Did you manage to fix Skipper's laptop?" asks Steven. "Of course!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well! I've got everything." "Great!" exclaims Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" Barbie tells him.
"Did you manage to fix Skip...
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "There must be a virus on the flash drive!" "What should I do Barbie?"
"Don't worry Skipper, I'll fix it!"
When Barbie puts her flash ...
"Ok, so I've created the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Now I can show Steven how to code an amazing game"!
"Ok, so I've created the de...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "You guys really fucked this backend up using node.  It will be okay though.  I'ma two fist this emacs and bang out some clojure and get the project ready for our deadline."
After class, Barbie meets w...
I've got OpenBSD running on your old macbook!
I've got OpenBSD running on...
Oh no! What did you guys get yourselves into?
There's anonymous merge commits from "Merge branch 'master' into master" all over the place here!
Oh no! What did you guys ge...
fucking kill me
fucking kill me
When the music file in the flash drive began to play, Barbie and Skipper began to behave very strangely, because unbeknown to them both, Barbie had downloaded a Pied Piper, and both their oxytocin, dopamine and serotonin levels were going through the roof.
When the music file in the ...
'This is a very old fashioned form of input,' Ms Smith said. Barbie scribbled down the numbers on the screen. 'That's ACSII for "Barbie!"' she exclaimed, and thought 'Fuck, I hope Ms Smith doesn't fancy me.'
'This is a very old fashion...
'I just realised how to create a running total down column D by adding each column C figure to the previous column D figure!' Barbie exclaimed. 'I can use this to create financial budget forms!'
'I just realised how to cre...
"I can see your problem," said Barbie. "If you could pay attention to me for two seconds, instead of ogling Samantha, I can show you what it is." She snorted. "Pervs."
"I can see your problem," s...
"Trolling this group will go faster if Billy and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook me up with a sock. I am on a 30 day ban. Billy stop unplugging my monitor or I won't vote for you for mayor.
"Trolling this group will g...
"I've got Skipper's porn from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "One last request," says Steven as he begins unbuckling his belt, "I require sexual favours for this". Barbie and Steven then proceed to fuck for over 3 hours. Once finished Steven says, "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's porn fr...
the jews
the jews
barbie shows le game. bae say "boooo".
barbie shows le game. bae s...
"I made some more art assets," says Brian. "I'm sorry I can't help you guys more with the coding." 
"Not everyone on a design team has to be writing code!" Barbie says. "Besides, we need your help more than ever. Look at this awful UI. Hey, nice laptop, Stephen."
"Thanks!" says Stephen. "Nothing wrong with a dude liking pink."
"I made some more art asset...
ow, what have you done with my hair?
 i'm twerking!yay.
ow, what have you done with...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Janet's and Sarah ideas"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I finished a 5 point scrum task", says Barbie. "Enough for the day, time for some dank memes :D"
"I finished a 5 point scrum...
Barbie: "Right! We've finished our pseudocode, now we just need to code the actual program".                 
       Brian: "What if we just change the file extension of the pseudocode from .txt to .py?".          
                           Barbie: "Brian, that is without a shadow of a doubt the stupidest..."                 
                                                        Brian : "It worked! The  code compiled and it runs just fine"          
                                                               
          Barbie : *Facepalms*  "God damn it"
Barbie: "Right! We've finis...
When Barbie walks over to put her flash drive in Skipper's computer, she rips it out of Barbie's hands and runs away. "Damn, I can't let her see that I'm a /b/tard, she'll beat my ass raw again!"
When Barbie walks over to p...
When Barbie tries to put the moves on her sister, she tries to resist, resulting in Barbie accidentally making her click on a suspicious link. The screen starts saying you are an idiot and laughing. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "What the hell, you ruined my compy, and I forgot to back up my pirated movies!" cries Skipper. "And all my gay po- I mean, school work is lost, too!"
When Barbie tries to put th...
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise I'll be back to tongue your pussy!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," sa...

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