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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie.
"Fantastic!" says Steven.
 "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"Thanks so much for saving the day Barbie!" smiles Steven.
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
When Barbie took Skipper's virginity, we didn't expect violence.
When Barbie took Skipper's ...
"Hey Barbie, need some hel-" Steve tries to ask. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING ASK ME????DO YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN THAT I NEED A MAN'S HELP??? CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE  AND KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!!" Feminist Barbie bitches. "Shut da fuck up you dumbass cracka hoe." Dinndu Noffien chimes, before feminist Barbie retreats to her safe space to color.
"Hey Barbie, need some hel-...
"Hey Barbie do you need some hel-"  Steve tries to ask, "WHY DID YOU JUST FUCKING OFFER HELP, DO YOU THINK THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I A WOMAN I NEED A MANS HELP???? CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE." Feminist Barbie bitches. "Shut up dumbass cracka hoe" Dindu Noffin chimes before feminist Barbie retreats to her safe space.
"Hey Barbie do you need som...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "H??A????I???L?? ????S????A???T????A????N??
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"It will go faster if Brian...
This is a CD, not a grape fruit, so don't attempt do that stupid fucking Angel Grapefruit technique again.
This is a CD, not a grape f...
This is a CD, not a grape fruit, so don't attempt do that stupid fucking Angel Grapefruit technique again.
This is a CD, not a grape f...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk!! The god damn floppy dik is broken!!!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk...
"Your dick is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I fuck your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's cum to help turn it into a real game!"
"Your dick is so sweet," sa...
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash ...
Barbie tries to deploy her docker image to the raspberry pi cluster, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the cluster but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got to build your Go docker image for ARM, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to deploy her ...
Well done! You got through the day without mansplaining my job to me even once! High fiiiiive!
Well done! You got through ...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's testosterone to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I'm only writing some gay fanfiction," Barbie says, laughing. "I should get someone to comission art for it, Because I don't have any creativiry!"
"I'm only writing some gay ...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, and it works because she downloaded adequate anti-virus software when she first got the computer.
Barbie tries to email her d...
Give me the dick
Give me the dick
"Am I V A P O R W A VE yet?" asked Barbie as she sat in her 90's kitchen eating yoghurt while listening to star hustler.
Little did she know-she was actually a version of cyber punk...
"Am I V A P O R W A VE yet?...
skipper  and  barbie  was  playing  . That  time  skipper fall  on  the  laptop  and  the  laptop was  cracked  .Skipper  told  barbie  your  project  in the  lap .  so the  barbie  was  sad.The skipper  asked  barbie  soory
skipper and barbie was ...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. how about an anal threesome? I'll  get my strap-on and we can take turns doing each other in the butt.  Oooohhh! lisps Steven.
After class, Barbie meets w...
Barbie  you  did  a   beautiful  presentation.  I  will   give  you  a  gift  tomorrow. Ms.priya  told  all  of  the  students  to  clap  for  barbie.
Barbie you did a beaut...
When Barbie puts her Dick drive into Skipper's ass, the trump starts Moaning. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The cum must be coming out!" "I forgot to put on my condom!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her Dick d...
Kill yourself nigger on the back :D
Kill yourself nigger on the...
"I'm in." Barbie says, laughing. "Those losers at the CIA won't know what hit 'em."
"I'm in." Barbie says, laug...
"Watch as I do fuckall," Barbie says, laughing. "This ice cream is fuckin' great tho, however I need that porn to get through quickly so I can masturbate hard to it. That would be the life, instead of doing nigga studies or whatever."
"Watch as I do fuckall," Ba...

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