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"Hey guy and diversity hire, can I listen to my Britney Spears album?" 

"Sorry, Barbie. We actually need to get work done, why don't you go empty the trash"
"Hey guy and diversity hire, …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"You got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "I know!" says Barbie. "And my other files, as well." "You've got everything," says Steven.  "Can you teach me about HTML, too?"
"You got Skipper's assignment…
"Steven and Brian think I'm a blonde bimbo," Barbie says, laughing. "Little do they know I'm creating the art AND the code!"
"Steven and Brian think I'm a…
"I'm so sorry, babe," says Barbie. "I have to go finish building my Intel Core i9 based gaming computer. But I promise I'll build you one too once I have the parts!" "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, babe," says Ba…
I love being a feminist. look at me
I love being a feminist. look…
The next morning, Barbie watches as Skipper turns on her laptop--and finds it empty! "My assignments!" cries Skipper. "You are so evil, Barbie! You wrecked my computer and ruined my homework!" Skipper reaches up to apply a choke hold.
The next morning, Barbie watc…
Feminism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the sexes.[a][2][3][4][5] Feminism incorporates the position that societies prioritize the male point of view, and that women are treated unjustly within those societies.[6] Efforts to change that include fighting against gender stereotypes and establishing educational, professional, and interpersonal opportunities and outcomes for women that are equal to those for men.

Feminist movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for women's rights, including the right to: vote, hold public office, work, earn equal pay, own property, receive education, enter contracts, have equal rights within marriage, and maternity leave. Feminists have also worked to ensure access to contraception, legal abortions and social integration, and to protect women and girls from rape, sexual harassment, and domestic violence.[7] Changes in female dress standards and acceptable physical activities for females have often been part of feminist movements.[8]

Some scholars consider feminist campaigns to be a main force behind major historical societal changes for women's rights, particularly in the West, where they are near-universally credited with achieving women's suffrage, gender-neutral language, reproductive rights for women (including access to contraceptives and abortion), and the right to enter into contracts and own property.[9] Although feminist advocacy is, and has been, mainly focused on women's rights, some feminists argue for the inclusion of men's liberation within its aims, because they believe that men are also harmed by traditional gender roles.[10] Feminist theory, which emerged from feminist movements, aims to understand the nature of gender inequality by examining women's social roles and lived experience; feminist theorists have developed theories in a variety of disciplines in order to respond to issues concerning gender.[11][12]
Feminism is a range of socio-…
Skipper went in for the kill
Skipper went in for the kill
Ms. Smith approached the class.
"Ok everyone, shut up and listen. I've been grinding in the studio all day, and I'm about to bust it down."
She cleared her throat.
"I got a book of Mormon that was written 400 A.D, it's a record of an ancient people crossing overseas, it's my favorite book because I feel good every time I read, and I know that it's true cuz the spirit told me."
The class was astonished at her words.
Ms. Smith approached the clas…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Auhgggg!! Auuuoooguhhhh aoshoahfhahafo" says Barbie. 
Skipper says nothing.
Barbie tries to email her des…
With the force of a thousand suns, Brian threw the CD straight into the Barbie's hand.
"Ouch!" Cried Barbie. "This is searing through my palm!"
Brian chuckled evilly. "Good. I hate women."
With the force of a thousand …
"Hi, I'm Barbie! This is the story of how I uploaded a virus to the servers of the Whitehouse and accidentally bombed North Korea because of it!"
"Hi, I'm Barbie! This is the …
"Hey, hey you, lets compare hand sizes"


"ok"
"Hey, hey you, lets compare h…
"Brian drew me this picture of a dog, but honestly I think it looks more like his sister, don't you?"
"Brian drew me this picture o…
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ew gross get away
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "And boys are dumb!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I create the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "F*ck Steven and Brian!"
"I create the design ideas," …
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing,
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. 
"Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher.
 "If your computer crashes from a virus it received, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Let's go eat," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Let's go eat," offers Steven…
"Skipper! What are doing!" Barbie asks as Skipper pushed her to the floor with a pillow.             
"Making you pay for my laptop!" Skipper says as she continues to push barbie into a submissive sex position.
"Skipper! What are doing!" Ba…
"Skipper! What are doing!" Barbie asks as Skipper pushed her to the floor with a pillow.             
"Making you pay for my laptop!" Skipper says as she continues to push barbie into a submissive sex position.
"Skipper! What are doing!" Ba…

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