Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Hey Barbie ! Les CDs c'est finit depuis que t'es vendu en euros!" rigolait Steven. "Le mec il tente de brancher une Sega d'EasyCash sur un écran à cristaux liquide et il veut me donner des leçons !" s'énervait Barbie. "Calmez vous les amis !" proposa Brian. "Toi la minorité ethnique, continue de faire semblant de hacker le FBI sur un laptop en mousse !" s'emporta Barbie.
"Hey Barbie ! Les CDs c'est f…
i know youre a fucking moron Steven but for the love of god stop getting fingerprints on my Beverly Hills Chihuahua DVDs
i know youre a fucking moron …
Hi guys can you get the fuck out of my light im trying to code
Hi guys can you get the fuck …
"I'm only coding " Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only coding " Barbie say…
Jesus Christ you two, look at all the findings from gitleaks! There's like a million AWS keys here, you're using CircleCI, your Github Actions allow PRs to run with your environment passwords?! Fucking clowns.
Jesus Christ you two, look at…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my porn website !" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"HA HA HA!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll show Steven and Brian not to mess with girl power by hacking into their Minecraft, Animal jam and Scratch accounts!"
"HA HA HA!" Barbie says, laug…
im gonna send julian a zip bomb lol
im gonna send julian a zip bo…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you download Skipper's stripping Vid. up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper" says Barbie. "I need to call home after you imprisoned me. "But I promise I'll be back" "You better!" NOW GET ON THE FLOOR B*TCH"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper" says …
"I'm so sorry, Skipper" says Barbie. "I need to call home after you imprisoned me. "But I promise I'll be back" "You better!" NOW GET ON THE FLOOR B*TCH"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper" says …
"I'm only creating the drama," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the drama,…
i like pears too :]
i like pears too :]
i like apples
i like apples
She got it
She got it
Me happily watching people put entries on the Feminist Hacker Barbie website.
Me happily watching people pu…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yeah sure!," Barbie says, laughing, "I might need a bit of help from some friends, but thats okay because we all make mistakes!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie successfully send all the coding for the game to Steven, because girls can do anything that boys can do. "wow!" says Skipper. Barbie and Skipper reboot the computer so that they can play the game again. "I love you, and you're game!" said Skipper happily.
Barbie successfully send all …
"don't worry skipper!" Barbie said with a grin. "I can do just as much as the boys can, so I can fix you're computer."
"don't worry skipper!" Barbie…
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Makers, Hackers, Fixers?
Makers, Hackers, Fixers?
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen works fine !
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
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