Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Today Barbie is attending the…

After taking the same crappy breakfast as everyday, Barbie today feels energized, a new case as arrived into his inbox for 1Met , the header reads "Unable to energize a laptop," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to eat fucking more granola today!"

After taking the same crappy …

Yeah Steven, you really are getting the hang of open educational resources. Keep sharing and you will someday be a rockstar like me.

Yeah Steven, you really are g…

At computer class, Barbie shows Ms.Smith the latest videos that she uploaded
to Xhamster.com. Ms. Smith had always had a crush on Barbie but had never realized what a sexual philistine Barbie was ! She was so happy that she told Barbie that if she would come to Ms. Smith'd apartment that night,to discuss how
Barbie could earn some extra credit. Ms. Smith is very anxious to introduce Barbie to her fellow neighbors known as the Bukakke Club.

At computer class, Barbie sho…

Barbie tries to compile Steven's code, but as usual there are problems. "His syntax is a disaster!" says Barbie. "There are more than fifty error and warning messages here." "How much longer are you going to cover up for his shoddy work?" asks Skipper. "He's holding our dev team back."

Barbie tries to compile Steve…

Barbie tries to compile Steven's code, but as usual there are problems. "This syntax is a disaster," says Barbie, more than fifty error and warning messages." "How much longer are you going to cover up that clown's shoddy work?" asks Skipper. "He's holding the whole dev team back."

Barbie tries to compile Steve…

The class is working on the project web site. Brad just keeps looking for more animated gifts of goats and Harry is busy tweeting about how useless it is to decode binary. Barbie has sketched out a design process and has a Django model instance on github, already followed by 75 other developers.

The class is working on the p…

Why are we high fiving again? Hold on one sec... I'm not sure about this.

Why are we high fiving again?…

"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise I'll fix your laptop later on and teach you how to hack into the SIS." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully throws a Jiu Jitsu move on Barbie.

"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…

"Welcome to ROTM. On display here we have one of our fembots. She is the perfect feminist. She will soon replace all of you lazy McDonald workers, and she lasts an average of 300 times longer than you. At the end of this tour, after you have been processed, each of you will be mated to your very own bot - men to fembots and women to menbots. Please enjoy ROTM and all the benefits and conveniences of our new world order, and remember to obey all the rules or else you will be cast into the void. Thank you.," the drone burbled.

"Welcome to ROTM. On display …

"Skipper! OMG! How many toolbars do you have installed!?" "Uh, what's a toolbar?"

"Skipper! OMG! How many toolb…

$Barbie: Guys, I'm trying to figure out why Windows 7 won't connect to the file server.\nSteven: Here comes the professor.\nBrian: Looks like he might have to explain to Barbie what a real OS is.\nSteven: Shut up with your Unix rant already.$
Barbie: Guys, I'm trying to f…

"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"

"I've got Skipper's assignmen…

if double fisting is two drinks, one in each hand, what is using two laptops on one lap called? double lapping? in any case, i'm doing it.

if double fisting is two drin…

barbie becomes a weeaboo

barbie becomes a weeaboo

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
NUTZ

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…

"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"

"LOL,Barbie, this isn't the 1950's and I love your sarcasm with those words!" said Mary as she rolled her eyes in a mix of distain and delight.

Barbie and her friends erupted in laughter and finished their lunch break at a table outside the office, quickly returning to their laptops to take Barbie's brilliant design ideas to the next level in the various software platforms that they were experts on.

Barbie and her team had to quickly complete this project, as they were off the next day to a weekend HackAThon with the goal of winning the event and grand prize.

Rock on, Barbie!

"I'm only creating the design…

"I've got the dildo for you Barbie "exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her lubes as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the condoms from your hard drive.

"I've got the dildo for you B…

Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I found your computer has a virus and crashes, how much will you pay me to fix it, and retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.

Barbie makes it to computer c…

i CAEN DO MY OWN GAME YOU STUPIDS IMA BAREBIE

i CAEN DO MY OWN GAME YOU STU…

bAREBIE J=HATES HER TEACHER

bAREBIE J=HATES HER TEACHER

"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "No thank you." Barbie replied. "You guys suck with computers."

"It will go faster if Brian a…

"I'm great at creating design ideas! Steven and Brian offered to help, but I'm a whiz at coding!" Barbie smiled.

"I'm great at creating design…

"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"

"I'm only creating the design…

"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"

"I'm only creating the design…

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