Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm designing and programming a new video game, and I don't need any help from any man to do it!" Barbie says to the fourth wall for no reason whatsoever.
"I'm designing and programmin…
Barbie boots her computer up and it gives a blue screen. "What's up, sis?" asks Skipper who currently has brown hair even though it keeps changing colors for some reason. "My computer won't start up!" exclaims Barbie. "Whatever shall I do?"
Barbie boots her computer up …
Barbie knew that Steven and Brian could hardly turn a computer on, let alone re-configure the excellent coding she had intricately coded. She thought ammeters were not allowed on this course. Sometimes they just had to watch an expert!
Barbie knew that Steven and B…
"So how was your day?" Barbie asks her sister. " Just an A* in my physic exam and repetitively hit my head against a glass ceiling. Refreshingly sexist as always. How was your day Bee?" " Just smashed through that ceiling for both of us, with my adapted system update design, my capable friend." "I love you Bee." Skipper smiles.
"So how was your day?" Barbie…
"These designs are...." Skipper hesitates. "Grotesque?" Barbie continues frustrated,"Brian designed them, insisted profusely they would hit our target market. Because of course every little 'girl' loves 'cute puppies.'" "Honestly the misogyny in this modern day and age." Skipper replies. "Disgusting bullshit?" Barbie agrees.
"These designs are...." Skipp…
Steven asks hesitantly " Dr Magister, can you help Brain and me?" Barbie replies "Certainly, it is all part of your learning process. Well firstly Brian can you reconnect the power capable in the correct port." Brian fumbles and Barbie continues... "Now Steven shall I help you find the power button?" Her students squint at her. "The 'on' button." she clarifies.
Steven asks hesitantly " Dr M…
"Brain and Steven have been having some issues. Agreeing to tutor them just seemed the most practical idea. After all being a student lecturer of computer engineering at Havard, certainly does not mean I am not capable of multitasking."
"Brain and Steven have been h…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" Barbie says " You should of done your homework on paper and who cares about your music."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. die die die die die die die die die die die die die i KIL LYOURSELF GAY JEW HOMP
The next morning, Barbie give…
HEIL HITLER
HEIL HITLER
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "When it is finished," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to fetch me drinks"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off!" says Barbie. "Also, Steven, I don't want to listen to your fucking mixtape you silly cunt." "But Barbie, its fire..." says Steven. "I don't give a fuck! Stop watching our sex tape on my laptop."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm setting up the coding and layout for the hack" barbie said laughing "now I just need a coffee"
"I'm setting up the coding an…
"No were not having sex tonight haha calm down bitch." "But I'm so ready for this, I know you want your pussy fingered hard!"
"No were not having sex tonig…
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hey guyds==s
At computer class, Barbie presents the slide show she made , It show the importance of looking after your pets her and what animal abuse is and what to do to stop it.The class loves he power point and even Miss is impressed with the time and research Barbie spent on it.Even If I don't get a high level at least I helped make a difference Barbie thought to her self.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. Barbie and steven high fived each other and gave each other evil looks. "just wait to see Skipper's look when she sees that her schoolwork disappered" barbie said, chuckling
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. Barbie and steven high fived each other and gave each other evil looks. "just wait to see Skipper's look when she sees that her schoolwork disappered" barbie said, chuckling
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"HEY BABS, EVER TRIED DOUBLE ANAL?"
"HEY BABS, EVER TRIED DOUBLE …
YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY TIT WITH YOUR ELBOW, YOU BROWN BITCH!
YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY TIT WITH …
"A LITTLE MUSIC TO DROWN OUT THE NOISE FROM OUR THREESOME!"
"A LITTLE MUSIC TO DROWN OUT …
THERE, I MADE A STEAM "GAME", NOW WHERE ARE THE 5 GUYS I NEED TO BLOW TO GET IT PROMOTED?
THERE, I MADE A STEAM "GAME",…
WELL, AT LEAST I'LL ALWAYS BE SMARTER THAN MY DOG.
WELL, AT LEAST I'LL ALWAYS BE…
"SO, HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?"
"SO, HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?"
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