Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing,
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer crashes from a virus it received, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Let's go eat," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Let's go eat," offers Steven…
"Skipper! What are doing!" Barbie asks as Skipper pushed her to the floor with a pillow. "Making you pay for my laptop!" Skipper says as she continues to push barbie into a submissive sex position.
"Skipper! What are doing!" Ba…
"Skipper! What are doing!" Barbie asks as Skipper pushed her to the floor with a pillow. "Making you pay for my laptop!" Skipper says as she continues to push barbie into a submissive sex position.
"Skipper! What are doing!" Ba…
"Can you boys stop talking about fantasy football or what other pointless shit you talk about?" asked Barbie. "I'm trying to hack into my English teacher's laptop to change my grade on my paper. I want a 100 instead of a 99. >:)"
"Can you boys stop talking ab…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I can code and turn it into a real game all on my own!" Steve and Brian sit in the corner talking about football or whatever else straight men like.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. Barbie ends up calling Apple Support, and they help her restart her computer to get rid of the virus. After restarting her computer, it goes back to normal!
Barbie tries to email her des…
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hey kids go look up black and…
Barbie is hacking FBI and CIA
Barbie is hacking FBI and CIA
Barbie is hacking FBI to see Area 51
Barbie is hacking FBI to see…
After class, Steven and Brian show up while Barbie is trying to get some sit done. "What are you doing?" Asks one of them "Shut up. I'm writing C# with one hand while debugging an issue with a docker container with the other. If I want to get this done on time, I'll need to start working on the frontend scripting on this machine." she gestures to the desktop between her laptops. "But how? You only have two hands!" "I'll just bash my face into the keyboard, it'll still come out better than your code."
After class, Steven and Brian…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "oh sorry i forgot i had my boyfriends youtube channel on it sorry
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"Steven and Brian are only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "They said I'd only get a 10% cut if I implement it!"
"Steven and Brian are only cr…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I made a cool game. Want to try it out!”
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"Professor, do you mind if I leave class?" said Barbie, "I need to take my yasss pills" "Of course Barbie, every CS gorgeous gorgeous feminist hacker girl needs to stay yassss, stay slayying girlfriend owwww"
"Professor, do you mind if I …
"Can we watch my limited edition copy of "Sliding Doors" featuring Gwyneth Paltrow on Blu-Ray?" Questioned Barbie "Of course Barbie, that is an excellent movie that was definitely ahead of it's time"
"Can we watch my limited edit…
Brian, you unplug the security cameras while Steven changes the voting records. I only have access to this county laptop for an hour before my appearance on OAN to denounce election fraud.
Brian, you unplug the securit…
During school, as Mrs Smith gives an important lecture, Barbie scribbles ways she can get revenge on Skipper instead of paying attention. Mrs Smith lets it slide. "She is probably planning something for our next session," she thinks hornily.
During school, as Mrs Smith g…
Barbie enlists Steven to help ("Help me or the teachers will find out you were looking at porn with me"). Steven corners Skipper on the way home from schools and tells her to 'shut up about your big sis or else.' A scared Skipper runs away. The next day, Steven tells a jubilated Barbie what he did. "Great job, Steven," Barbie says.
Barbie enlists Steven to help…
During school, as Mrs Smith gives an important lecture, Barbie scribbles ways she can get revenge on Skipper instead of paying attention.
During school, as Mrs Smith g…
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