Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "The place I really belong is the kitchen!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"You might try taking this to a repair fair with the Philly Fixers Guild," offers Steven. "Huh? what is that?" asks Barbie. "You can bring in something that's broken and all these volunteer fixers are there to help you fix it" says Steven. "Yea, those repair fairs are fun," says Brian.
"You might try taking this to…
"I'd like to make something, but I don't know where to start," Barbie says, laughing. "Maybe I should go to the Philly Maker Faire!"
"I'd like to make something, …
"Is this a Dragonball character?" asks Skipper. " Are you fucking dumb? " Barbie says, laughing, " That's a dog with two bows. Now shut up, I'm watching Naruto. "
"Is this a Dragonball charact…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"First, I am creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Then, when I write the code, I can turn it into a real game!"
"First, I am creating the des…
I stood outside in the rain for us. I tried to work out all of the pain for us. I sat alone and took the blame for us. My mind has torn and gone insane for us.
I stood outside in the rain f…
Every day there's a constant reminder of all the pleasures we shared together. Love is not just a passing word; it's a state of heart that goes on forever.
Every day there's a constant …
But those days are gone now, changed like a leaf on a tree; blown away forever into the cool autumn breeze. The snow has now fallen, and I know where I stand; all of my childhood memories left lying in the sand.
But those days are gone now, …
Fuck Iran!
Fuck Iran!
"KILL -9" sobbed Barbie. "Won't somebody please think of the children!?"
"KILL -9" sobbed Barbie. "Won…
"The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel," said Barbie.
"The sky above the port was t…
Barbie has tried to install nvidia drivers again. "Why doesn't wayland have better support for this?" complains barbie. "I should've got AMD." "Just use Noveau," suggests skipper. "I promise it'll be easier"
Barbie has tried to install n…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Barbie asks, "What is feminist hacking?" And Prof. says "an effort to critically analyze the gendering of techno-labor, and cultivate alternative perspectives that make visible the infrastructural relations of technology."
Barbie asks, "What is feminis…
Barbie gives Steven a pity high five. Steven still thinks high fives are cool. Steven is in Sales.
Barbie gives Steven a pity hi…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Sorry, but I need to complete this Linux Kernel driver to replace my WiFi card's blobbed one."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I finished the HTML code for our game," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to sell it to a publisher.”
"I finished the HTML code for…
"Stop deleting my osu .exes, I need to get in the ranks" said Brian. "Why are you storing them on cds? We have pendrives for that nowdays." said Barbie. "He got stuck on 2010's internet when he downloaded Osu." said Dave.
"Stop deleting my osu .exes, …
im gonna go roll a massive fucking blunt
im gonna go roll a massive fu…
“ I'm surprised that ‘Karen’ isn't a more popular porn category.“ Barbie typed vigorously. “ Like, there's so much potential.“
“ I'm surprised that ‘Karen’ …
"I got the nuclear launch codes" Steven declares joyfully. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "The government can't keep secrets from us!"
"I got the nuclear launch cod…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Absolutely! You'll need to download Testflight", Barbie says, laughing. "I'll fix an invite for you!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
When Barbie walks into the room she finds Skipper on the computer deleting her homework and all the files on the drive.Barbie then says “Skip?What are you deleting?” “NOTHING” says Skip. She then hugs the computer saying “Bye bye Brian.”
When Barbie walks into the ro…
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